Sam and Ellen

Sam and Ellen were a Lesbian couple who consided Chris to father their children after meeting on a forum. After agreeing for Chris to be the father and producing the child naturally rather than artificially, due to Chris pushing the idea to no end.

However, another man named Johan also nominated himself to be the surrogate father after making Sam and Ellen aware of some of Chris's previous exploits such as the cakefarts incident and Megan Schroeder, leading them to reconsider Chris as the Father. Though unclear who put fourth the challenge, all parties agreed that Chris and Johan would both make videos to prove their sexual prowess and the winner would be judged by the internet through an online poll.

Johan won the poll by a massive 16 point lead over Chris after near 7000 votes, and Sam and Ellen have yet to be heard of again since, it being assumed they chose Johan to impregnate one of them and lived happily ever after with a child that was not Chris's.