Talk:Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

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Fuck, Chris just made me lose the game. He hasn't done that since 2008. Isarko 08:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

  • Now he's really gone off to be a complete and utter narcissistic bastard. --Hayate666 12:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I shall commence with the TRANSCRIBING of DIS BITCH! Upon reaching minute number five I will quit, because It's fucking late.--Beat 08:28, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Cool. First 5 are done. There was one point near the beginning I couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying. Also the amount of lying Chris is doing in this video is just amazing.--Beat 09:16, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
Got done with the rest...looks like we finished up at about the same time. Alteceastlansing 09:22, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Jesus.

Does anyone else find "I hope the soul of my late dog eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep." Really, really disturbing? I mean, even for Chris standards. Jesus Christ.—Preceding unsigned comment added by Nafka (talkcontribs)

  • Damn. I take a break from CWC for a single DAY and Chris find a way to dig himself deeper in his own hole... Griffintown 19:48, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

The homosexual references.

When Chris starts talking about the homosexual references in the date episode, at this point in the video transcription:

But I could get- I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering peeing on himself within his own comic series. Starting with, of course, with a few from his first book of graphic nudity or sexual reference on page three of his 0 book. Even worse off, on page 10, and while he's in that Burger King! With all his goddamned homosexual references as well! [Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the Asperchu date plot in book one. None of them contain any homosexual references. He then returns to the page select.]

I think he's refering to the New Moon posters in the background that have shirtless and naked guys on them (you can't really see them in the poor camera quality, however). So Chris isn't completely wrong in this respect. Fefnir 20:36, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

  • Actually, he is wrong. They're male models or something, right? Does that mean they're gay? In Chris's view, a male model in a suggestive pose would constitute "homosexual reference," but he's an idiot. Considering that they're photoshopped into posters for Twilight: New Moon, they're meant for females to gawk at. Chris is, yet again displaying his overactive homophobia.--Jewlay 20:42, 17 January 2010 (UTC)