Talk:Chris and death

I just came here from the Twin Falling Towers page, obviously expecting it to mention that video on this page now. I was expecting maybe the section would be named WTC or 911 Victims but reading the section title "Every Single Fucking Victim of September 11, 2001" made me laugh my fucking ass off. Props to you wonderful people. Chris has now officially become a horrible monster, and the few people who had sympathy for him are no more. SirCucumber 05:47, 6 November 2009 (CET)

I think we need a section on Chris and his own eventual death.--MoarLurk 23:38, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

• I moved the Bob and Barbara section because it is supposed to be a placeholder for when Bob or the Snorlax die. If they are being put on the list behind someone else it sugests they are already dead. Also, we're gonna need to put up something for when he reacts to hearing about Mike Jackson. Whats the bet he won't really give a shit? --Edward 01:32, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
• Interesting concept, that. He won't be around for the only death he'll actually give a shit about. Poor Chris. - Liquid! 14:08, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
• Oh yes. We do need a section about Chris's own death. He's only made a few mentions of it though. We need to expand it. I suggest a mailbag question asking him what he thinks of the idea of his own death. --Edward 20:59, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

About Mike Jackson

To whoever wrote the part about him: no offense dude, this was a massive troll. The "obituary" page tells you what you need to know:

Middle name Joseph. Which is also the dead pop singer's middle name.

Parents Joseph and Katherine, need I say more?

Plus, I find it hard to believe that an intelligent adult would do the stupid things he apparently did, or that his wife would allow it, or that he wouldn't be reported to childhood services for things like watching porn with his kids.

In short: troll.

Well done Investigator Obvious. --Anonymax 14:18, 15 September 2010 (PDT)