Talk:THAT IS MY HOUSE

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It's not a Captain's Log because Chris is apparently too angry. I called it what the CWCville Library calls it but if anyone wants to change it, so be it. --Champthom 14:19, 28 August 2009 (CEST)

So wait, does this mean the other Captain's Logs AREN'T dead serious? Damn, I just got all of Vivian G's information and was on the phone with the cops for them to track her and her false merchandise down, but now that I see it's a false alarm, I'll go draw grotesque images of Sonees and Rosees being mutilated, because that apparently isn't a big deal either. Evang7 15:31, 28 August 2009 (CEST)

Christ on a cracker that was scary. Not in that he's even remotely intimidating, but in that he thinks throwing a tantrum will force the universe to obey his whims. The poor stupid bastard. Ensign disposable 16:16, 28 August 2009 (CEST)

I think it just kind of shows how babied and spoiled he is/was by his parents The Snorlax - despite all that he's been through (regarding things getting online), his first resort is to scream, make pathetic threats that everybody knows he isn't going to follow through with, and stamp his feet. What a pathetic man-baby. Dammerung

I think it's a reaction to the stuff that's been getting sent to his house, I personally sent him anywhere in between 540,000 USPS boxes or 560,000 USPS boxes, my other troll friend has sent him a lot of Qur'an's and bowlflex dvd's. Some others that I know sent him magazine subscriptions, Tempurepedic kits, signed him up for junk mail, etc, etc. It's quite clear that this is a reaction to his own stupidity and releasing his dox for us slanderous trolls to cause a shitstorm with. --Spookycupcakes 16:31, 28 August 2009 (CEST)

540,000 UPS boxes? That's pretty impressive! But if that's the case, why does he particularly want us to remove the footage of his house? Dammerung

Because he thinks that we're the ones going to his house and leaving shit on his front lawn, remember, he's really, incredibly thick. Now lets see, it's been about a week and a half since he released his dox (in the exact same order as you would need to fill out an ebay form lol), and I started sending him USPS boxes with iMacros for the next 24 hours or so, so he must be recieving them just now, along with the other stuff too. I sent them as "Ian Brandon Anderson", so things must be getting pretty spicy in the chandler residence.--Spookycupcakes 17:24, 28 August 2009 (CEST)

• So are you like sending him boxes on USPS's dime? I hope so, as opposed to spending your own money. Somebody should tell him that he can make a pretty sweet fort with them; or perhaps take them to one of those recycling centers that actually pay you for bringing stuff in (or is that just for metal?), and he could make a little cash with them. - Needlepants 19:27, 28 August 2009 (CEST)

• The idea of Chris building an immense fort with all of those boxes is an awesome one.

Dammerung

• http://ebaysupplies.usps.com/ Now you too can be like the cool kids and send him boxes, make sure you have iMacros installed too, that way it doesn't get tiresome. --Spookycupcakes 19:33, 28 August 2009 (CEST)

I can't wait to see the video he'll make out of that incident. "THE MURDEROUS TROLLS ARE SENDING ME BOXES!" Dammerung

Ha, yea and I also think that his parents told him to take down everything about the house off the internet, so he's just doing everything literally. So chances are he'll leave his DOX vid up since there's no visual reference to his house. EDIT: I called up Bob and asked him if he recieved any boxes yet, and then Bob said "No, it's none of your business knowing about our mail!" and then I could overhear Chris whining to his mom, so then I said "Well Bob, Keep it up because there's only going to be more from here on out. Tell Chris I love your "Public Disclaimer" video. So then Bob told chris asking what the hell that is, and then chris' power level went over 9000 and then the telephone hung up. Pretty epic. --Spookycupcakes 17:32, 28 August 2009 (CEST)

I think things are going to get very epic soon. Maybe that'll even get a mention in issue 10, if it ever does come out. Awesome job, man! Dammerung

This is one of those things that makes me glad my own madness is much less than his and getting treatment for. And I still actually pity him. Amazing, I know. (God damnit get this kid grown man manchild some help). - Needlepants 19:27, 28 August 2009 (CEST)