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*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion? | *...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion? | ||
*...that Chris buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?" | *...that Chris buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?" | ||
*...that Chris is not the innocent victim [[White Knights]] say he is, nor is he the disgusting | *...that Chris is not the innocent victim [[White Knights]] say he is, nor is he the disgusting POS [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] say he is? | ||
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child? | *...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child? | ||
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription? | *...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription? | ||
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*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]? | *...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]? | ||
*...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]? | *...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]? | ||
*...that Chris | *...that Chris recycles his own [[semen]] by drinking it?I | ||
:*...that Chris believes that drinking Fanta would give the seven the same taste? | |||
:*...that Chris mixed seven with Fanta? | |||
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | *...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]? | ||
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats? | *...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats? | ||
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*...that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 0.3% [[Spanish]]? | *...that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 0.3% [[Spanish]]? | ||
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*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do | *...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do a single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]? | ||
*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? | *...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? | ||
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]? | *...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]? | ||
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*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him? | *...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him? | ||
*...that Chris hates the word "[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"? | *...that Chris hates the word "[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"? | ||
:*...that Chris has no idea what [[Naive]] actually means? | :*...that Chris has no idea what [[Naive]] actually means?a | ||
*...that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]? | *...that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]? | ||
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*...that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there and watched? | *...that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there and watched? | ||
*...that all the Sonichu characters had [[Twitter]] accounts? | *...that all the Sonichu characters had [[Twitter]] accounts? | ||
*...that [[Jerkops]] are actually mall security? | *...that [[Jerkops]] are actually mall security "in foods other than blue and black"? | ||
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*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]? | *...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]? | ||
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*...that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]? | *...that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]? | ||
:*...that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community? | :*...that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community? | ||
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[ | *...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | ||
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his Ego|praised him]]? | *...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his Ego|praised him]]? | ||
*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"? | *...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"? | ||
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game? | *...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game? | ||
*...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenages]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]? | *...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenages]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]? | ||
*...that videos of Chris [[masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|nightmares]]? | *...that videos of Chris [[masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|wet nightmares]]? | ||
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]? | *...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]? | ||
*...that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is? | *...that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is? | ||
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*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]? | *...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]? | ||
:*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]? | :*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]? | ||
*...that those with [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? | *...that Chris thinks, those with [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? | ||
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]? | *...that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]? | ||
*...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]? | *...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]? | ||
*...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence? | *...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence? | ||
*...that Chris's | *...that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]? | ||
*...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary animated series]? | *...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary animated series]? | ||
*...that Chris is a [[Tomgirl Pictures|Transwoman]]? | *...that Chris is a [[Tomgirl Pictures|Transwoman]]? | ||
*...that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]? | *...that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]? | ||
:*...that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story? | |||
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*...that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]? | *...that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]? | ||
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*...that [[Random-access humor|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]? | *...that [[Random-access humor|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]? | ||
*...that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]"? | *...that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]"? | ||
*...that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0? | |||
:*...that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)? | |||
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*...that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|ice]]? | *...that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|ice]]? | ||
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*...that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]? | *...that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]? | ||
*...that Chris goes to a [[Impulse Gay Social-Club]]? | *...that Chris goes to a [[Impulse Gay Social-Club]]? | ||
*...that the [[American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to | *...that the [[American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing? | ||
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one? | *...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one? | ||
*...that [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]] is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]? | *...that [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]] is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]? | ||
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:*...that Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]? | :*...that Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]? | ||
:*...that Chris's name used to be [[Christopher]]? | :*...that Chris's name used to be [[Christopher]]? | ||
:*...that Chris's [[Chris And Spanish|Spanish]] Name is Ricardo? | |||
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