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*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]? | *...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]? | ||
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]? | *...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]? | ||
*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]? | |||
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*...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|according to Chris]]? | *...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|according to Chris]]? | ||
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*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded? | *...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded? | ||
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise? | *...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise? | ||
*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]? | |||
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*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]? | *...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]? | ||
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*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]? | *...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]? | ||
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]? | *...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]? | ||
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes Iseli Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5]] is based off a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_core children's game]? | |||
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*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.) | *...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.) | ||
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*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again? | *...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again? | ||
*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | *...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | ||
*...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris? | |||
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*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? | *...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? | ||
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*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme? | *...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme? | ||
*...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children? | *...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children? | ||
*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]? | |||
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*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]? | *...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]? | ||
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*...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of God’s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], gender, socio-economic situation, or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | *...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of God’s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], gender, socio-economic situation, or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | ||
*...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]? | *...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]? | ||
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | |||
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*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"? | *...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"? | ||
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*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]? | *...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]? | ||
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''? | *...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''? | ||
*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]? | *...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]? | ||
:*...and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? | :*...and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? | ||
:*...and he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works? | :*...and he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works? | ||
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