User:16BitAlex

My notes on the Chris-Chan phenomenon:

It all started when I was surfing TVTropes one day, and came across a page for Sonichu. I thought "how bad could it get?" While the comic was lousy enough, Chris's life is better than any TV show.

One little note: The one time I went to the Pokémon Trading Card League, it was at the Books-A-Million that Chris volunteered at. I know that Chris worked the place at the time I went, because it was before the Neo (Gold and Silver) series cards. I only remembered getting gypped out of my Zapdos in a lousy trade and then losing to a creative player that kept bending the rules, and neither involved Chris.

My project, Chris-Chan: Rock Band : User:16BitAlex/Chris-Chan Rock Band

It's sad that I don't even have anything resembling experience to put on a resume, or even a driver's license. However, I have a reason for both. I am in college on practically a full scholarship (meaning a job would be an obstacle to my study and play), and I was too young to take driver's ed the year it was offered.

Of all of Chris's sweethearts and gal-pals, I think Ivy was the prettiest, going by both the drawings of her and the photographs that were supposedly of her in "Boyfriend". I love red hair. On the flip side, JULAAAY! was by far the least attractive.

Chris connections

We both:

• are fans of Sonic, Pokémon, and Guitar Hero
• went to Chesterfield County Public Schools
  • failed English in 10th grade only to make honor roll status upon graduation
• have a link to Leonard Bearstein. He gave Chris his name, I had a teddy bear of him when I was younger
• are out of shape, though I'm much less out of shape than he is.
• hate a certain food. Him, pickles. Me, apples.

Major differences

• Chris struggles to play Guitar Hero on Hard Guitar, ignores Bass, and probably would fail out of even Easy Vocals. (I don't know what difficulty he plays drums on). Meanwhile, I play Expert Guitar/Bass, Hard Vocals, and Hard Drums, and am quickly progressing through Expert Drums.
• He's on PS3, and his music game of choice is Guitar Hero. I'm on Hex-Box, and I prefer Rock Band.
• Like Liquid, I play the real guitar. Unlike Liquid, I play mostly electric.

RuleCWC: a new forum

With the PVCC strictly the domain of the old guard and the majority of /cwc/ and ED members being morons and idiots who think "tranny hooker digging up Patti" and "JULAY!" are funny respectively, we need a new forum for those who wish to discuss Chris on a more intelligent level.

This new forum will have four main sections: The Archive, General Chris Discussion, the secret forum, "Fan" Work, and Off-Topic. It will be public, except the secret forum.

Off-Topic will be the proving grounds, to weed out Chris, EDfags, and lesser Krapplefags. If they fail, they don't become truly approved members.

For The Archive, we will need some help from a PVCC member. We will have all Chris-related data copied, post-by-post, except anything related to the current saga if releasing it would jeopardize the saga. This is so that the P (private) in PVCC still means something, as the PVCC has good stuff related to Christory, and the alternative is making the PVCC public. The forum is closed to posting, except to the admins and mods, of which one will be the PVCC member I mentioned earlier. Also, if anyone has some Krapple threads pre-crash archived, we should put that in the Archive. CWCki articles that currently cite PVCC threads will then be edited to point to the corresponding RuleCWC Archive thread.

General Chris Discussion is going to be public too, just in case some genius insight gets posted. Only approved members can post and reply, though.

The "secret" forum is for more serious troll plans. It will be visible only to the approved members. We don't want another Sydney incident.

"Fan" Work will be public, and even non-approved members can comment. It can be fan art, fan videos, covers of his songs, "tributes" to him in games, anything. Sorta like /cwc/'s /cxc/ and /kcwc/.