User:Brendsmalls/Drinking Game

To play, grab your favorite booze and head on down to the Cwcville Library, pick any older video, and watch in order. Watch the videos in their entirety (with the exception of nonsense where none of these things happen like Guitar Hero or Little Big Planet videos), noting each time one of these things occurs and drinking accordingly.

Take one drink

Whenever Chris does any of the following

• Chris sighs/grunts
• Shows off something to prove its/his authenticity (ring, medallion, etc)
• Dramatic glasses removal
• Holds a picture/sign in front of the camera
• His voice gets high pitched or cracks when yelling
• Chris Asserts heterosexuality
• Chris is homophobic
• Chris curses/blesses/uses his special brand of GodJesus powers
• There is a wild mood swing between two videos (crashing into slumber in one, making a death threat or giddy about a new sweetheart in the next)

Whenever Chris says any of the following

• "Boyfriend-free girl"
• "Gal-pal"
• "Duck"
• "China"
• "Damn dirty"
• "Sweetheart from the ground-up"
• "True and honest"
• "Virgin with rage"
• Says the name of a specific troll
• Mentions a specific date ("In that october of 2007!")

Take two drinks

• Racial slurs/unintentional racism!
• Death threat!
• Shows his fangs!

Waterfall during

• The Claw of Fail

The claw in question.

• Shadow boxing/violence by proxy

Everyone else drinks

When you spot

• The plush breasts
• The sailor moon poster