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*Chris has been arrested three times.
*Chris has been arrested three times.
== Personal ==
*Chris has recently begun using his semen as a hair regrowth treatment.

Revision as of 23:01, 26 September 2010

A lot of people come up to me and say, man you sure are mean for picking on Chris! And I just do a 360 and walk away. But seriously though, I hardly do shit to this guy, he's digging his own grave at this point. Here are some "CWC" facts about the guy for those who are new to this fella.

Money

  • Chris lives off the government with a stipend of 800 dollars of YOUR MONEY a month.
  • Turns out he spends at least 1/8th of that on video games.
  • He's spent over 3,000 dollars on the PSN alone and that's not including games and the console itself.
  • He's in super massive debt with like 3 credit cards.

Romance

  • Chris was fed up of being in the friend zone with a girl called Megan so he drew a sexual picture of her and passed it off as normal and is NOT a rapist.
  • Chris was fed up of being in the friend zone with a girl known as the Wallflower so he demanded an apology from her and passed it off as normal and is NOT an asshole.

Law

  • Chris has been arrested three times.