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== Klop's Sandbox ==
Incase anybody wants to add anything, feel free.
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==Projects==
*Rewrite [[Relics of fail]], see talk page of said article for more
*Create [[Chris and language]] and rename Chris and English/Spanish to just English/Spanish
**Also discuss other languages Chris has used - hebrew (oy vey), japanese (he said he wanted to learn it) etc. I.e give Language the [[science]] treatment.
*Major Updates needed for:
**[[Chris and the Internet]]
**[[Chris and television]]


==[[Chris and death#Suicide]]==
{{Protip|Suicide is a serious mental health issue that the CWCki is not equipped to deal with: if you or someone you know is in crisis, you should go [[wikipedia:List of suicide crisis lines|here]]. But, we digress…}}
Since Bob's death Chris's ability to recover from traumatic events has receded by a lot. Bob's death was the first major permanent change to Chris's life. Before that point sweethearts and trolls alike came and went, but Chris was resilient and unchanging. This has lead many trolls to worry whether Chris may commit suicide to end his suffering.
=== Why we should worry ===
There are many problems that have caused some followers to worry that Chris may kill himself, to escape the pain of his incredibly miserable real life and go to [[CWCville]] forever:
* Chris is almost 40 years old, with no real [[monthly tugboat|income]], no [[Chris and money#Lottery|savings]], no [[CADD|qualifications]], and a lot of debt.
* Chris gets bullied and manipulated by [[weens]] on a regular basis, and his only friends [[Imaginary friends|exist]] in his [[C-197|imaginary world]]: Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] is so tenuous, that he now rejects offers of friendship from genuine people in favor of [[enablers]], who play along with his beliefs before bailing out at first sign of trouble (such as the [[Teen Troon Squad]]).
* Chris’s only real relative is [[Barb]], who is nearly 80 years old and also deep in debt: with no confirmed plans by [[Minor Family Members|other family members]] to take Chris in, there are growing concerns that the [[Debt#Debts|mounting debt]] (worth over $155,000) could lead to the so-called "Homeless Saga" when Barb dies.<ref name="guardsman">Guardsman42 (21 June 2019). [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chandlers-sued-for-debt-megathread.55045/page-23#post-4880132 Re: Chandlers sued for debt megathread]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.</ref>
* Chris has little to no chance of getting [[Chris_and_work#Can Chris get a (real-life) job now?|a job]] or a [[Sweetheart#Present situation|sweetheart]], with over a decade of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|unsavoury]] information about him on the internet, and weens and [[A-Log]]s who regularly try to get him [[banned]] or fired from every place that he visits or works.
Chris originally did not know about the CWCki, and therefore was unaware that all his [[sweetheart]]s (such as [[Kim Wilson]]) were actually trolls: Chris actually considered suicide in October 2013, after discovering that past events and friends were nothing more than trolls or [[Manchester High School#Reunion plans|paid acquaintances]].<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking|October 2013 Facebook Posts § Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref>
=== Why we should not worry ===
:''Editor note: please find source to confirm if Chris ruled out hanging and/or firearms.''
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:I've looked around, and there's a lot of conflicting information. In [[26 December 2014]] Chris said he will never own a gun. In [[June 2012 Facebook posts]] he said he shot himself in the head with the megatron pistol. He got scared from visiting Megan when someone told him she has guns. In [[Mailbag 4]] and [[Address to Congress]] he said he supports gun control. In some other facebook post, he said he wants to shoot Micahel snyder with a gun. Only thing I can make of this is, when guns help him they're ok otherwise they're bad.
Also the hanging part can be removed, most of the points here were copy-pasted from a dicussion on discord. -->
However, there are a number of reasons why Chris still has a genuine interest in life, despite all the trouble that he went through:
* Chris still gets positive publicity, such as Sonichu’s appearance in [[Sonic Rebuilt]] in March 2020: there are also "mainstream" observers like [[Chris in the media#dodie|dodie]] and [[Harry Partridge]], as well as those who just want to know how Chris [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|crowbars]] CWCville and his characters into reality.
* The [[Dimensional Merge]], while semi-apocalyptic, is not a death cult like [[wikipedia:Jonestown|Jonestown]]: Chris believes that he can [[Meditation|travel]] between dimensions without having to die. Furthermore, he believes that his imaginary world will teleport into the real world, and not the other way.
* Although enablers have not been helpful to Chris’s already tenuous grasp on reality, many of them act like they care about him, to such an extent that they may have unwittingly discouraged Chris from kicking the bucket.
* Actually committing suicide is not easy: hanging can be long and painful, slitting wrists can be ''very'' long and ''very'' painful, and it is not easy to acquire firearms or poison.
In October 2013, Chris ruled out suicide, not only because of Barb and his pets, but also because of his belief (at the time) that suicide would [[Chris and religion|leave him in Limbo]].
==Chris and language==
'''Language''' is a method of human communication, either spoken or written, consisting of the use of words in a structured and conventional way. Chris is yet to learn on how to communicate effectively and therefore is incredibly poor at any language he uses.
Chris being born in the United States of America, uses English as his first language in both writing and discourse. He also knows Spanish, although poorly due to lack of practice. He has also used some phrases and words from other languages and has shown interest in learning japanese.
Chris commits multiple mistakes in both writing and speaking due to a variety of reasons, he started speaking at a very late age of 7 years and barely has any interaction with other humans offline. His autism also contributes to this problem as he takes sentences at face value, not thinking of any implication or hidden meanings in the sentence.
He is better at writing compared to his speaking due to almost all of his interactions happening through text based messaging applications.
===Common problems===
Editors note - Mistakes Chris makes or would make while speaking any language. Things like using “ein“ instead of “eni“
====Writing====
{{Main|Chris and writing}}
====Speaking====
{{Main|Chris and oratory}}
===English===
{{Main|English}}
Editors note - For discussing his problems in english-->
English is the most widely spoken language on Earth and Chris living in the USA should have been a master at it. Sadly, Chris's grasp on english is tenuous at best.
====Writing====
His writing is riddled with wrong spellings, bad grammar, unnecessarily capitalised words, wrong syntaxes and non-existant words.
====Speaking====
{{Main|Chris and oratory}}
===Spanish===
{{Main|Spanish}}
Editors note - For discussing mistakes he makes in Spanish
===CWC-isms===
{{Main|CWC-isms}}
Editors note - For discussing his habit of creating new words.
===Others===
Other than the two major languages Chris uses, he has tried dabbling in other languages.
====Japanese====
Chris being a [[weeb]], has shown interest in learning japanese. He also uses the popular japanese words like “Kawaii" and "Senpai".
====Yiddish====
Not a language Chris has shown interest in per se, but he has used the phrase “Oy Vey“ multiple times. It has a slight anti-semitic undertone, the translation is "Shut it". He has stopped using it due to him no longer being (openly) anti-semitic
== References ==
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