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A bored wondering nomadic internet person who stumbled upon the weirderful world of CWish-Chan

My thoughts of Chris

all quotes in bold & italicized come from this (the CWCki) Wiki plain vanilla italics texts are quotes and/or paraphrases from other sources.

Sonichu comics

Sonichu 0: Sub-Episode 1

"His enemy beaten, Chris decides to unleash his Special Ultimate Attack, the dreaded Curse-ye-ha-me-ha" Chris seems to have this things about adding injury to insult (and yes, being beaten by a sonic-ripoff/manchild is an insult). It's bad enough that I beat you in a fight, but I must curse you too/it's bad enough that I took your girlfriend, but I must shoot you in the leg too. (there are more examples of this, the Jackie E-mails come to mind). chris has to make sure that he gets the final laugh, the final say. And that final say must keep the other person from retaliation because if the other person retaliated, Chris might have to, you know, think and work for a reply. And Chris doesn't want that because that means he failed, his great plan didn't work as he wanted. (like it usually does, because he can't get it in his head that people don't think like he does; rather hypocritical since he complains that being autistic, he can't read minds and that everyone should know that and stop expecting him to actually try to understand people).

"The Jerkhief initially feels no adverse effect and rises to fight back, but the curse soon sets in; he slips on a banana peel, breaks his glasses, and learns that his wife has just divorced him over his smoking habit." Chris here pretty much shows himself as being the forth in his idea of the holy trinity. He has the power to bend the free will of others to his own liking, he made a banana peel spontaneously come into existence (he also thinks his stomach is directly connected to his C-Sack, but that's another story). Chris probably likens himself to a god.

"The Jerkhief's life is shattered, and Chris makes sure the broken man understands that his has reaped what he sowed. The Jerkhief cries that his soul hurts; Chris callously responds that he's suffered worse... " Chris likes to claim that his autism keeps him from understanding people... I call bullshit with a capitol B. I know someone with autism, worse than Chris's. But even she understands what it would feel like, part of it is imagination. Imagining being in the other person's shoes, But Chris can't do this, because he has no imagination. The other part is dropping your ego. Where you have to let go of how you feel towards that person, or any situation you yourself is going through, and see with neutral eyes. Chris can't do this either since to him, everything bad that happens to him is more important and worse than anything else someone is going through lost your wife and broke your glasses? well that's too bad, I was mildly inconvenienced by someone doing their job. I wouldn't be surprised when he heard of the disasters in New Orleans/Haiti/(recent large disaster here) and thought "that's nothing, I got trolled and got no china yet, I have it much worse *virgin rage*"

And by life, I mean life as a virgin

Chris And...

Chris and writing

I find it odd that I'm currently reading "House of Leaves" and it's easier to follow than the Sonichu comics... I'm not joking.

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Chris and Sex

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Post-date conversation transcript

"Chris: Umm. Well, this is the, uh... Well, uh, all I can say is, uh, I’m sorry about if you feel—if you feel—if I--that if I mistreated you, and, uh, somewhat, if you—if you felt like I, uh, did wrong." Really Chris? Really? You make a person feel uncomfortable, and instead of growing a pair, you shift the blame away (because your stupid fucking ego can't handle it). You blame the other person for feeling uncomfortable! I guess it's your fault that all those ads on your stupid wiki make you feel like you're going to die, and you know what? you deserve feeling that every time you let your childish mind connect pickles to dicks and homosexuality, you deserve it you egocentric twat! You deserve every ounce of pain every troll has squeezed out of you. BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY! no one trolls you Chris. You troll yourself. You hurt yourself, and what's sad is that, you really do hurt yourself when you don't look back and learn from your dumb mistakes. You hurt yourself when you shift all the blame away from you, and make it everyone's (everyone but you that is) fault. Which, when you think about it... Chris is right... but not in the way he thinks, because he can't think of being the cause of anything bad.

Animal Crossing Documentary

"He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation" Motherfucker (no pun intended) just made it PERSONAL!!!

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"And it all just went downhill. I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder to see f- to see any... so recourse... or... anything like that to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out, quote-unquote "scaaaaring his customers away!" [Flips off the camera]You goddamn, greedy... Snyder! " And with this, I fear my suspicions of Chris true. No longer is he an egotistical twat. but a conspiracy theorist to boot. Not satisfied with just simply noting that nothing bad is his fault, he is now trying to make connections everywhere, he is forcing pieces to fit because he needs pieces to fit. If you think I'm taking this too far, think about this. Conspiracy Theorists tend to work with a "with me/against me" attitude, and the "with me" group is a TRUE and HONEST bunch of people that likes everything the Theorist likes. the "against me" is a huge evil government/Illuminati group that works together to push the Theorist down, and if anyone so much as looks at the Theorist the wrong way, s/he is part of that huge evil group, there is no middle ground. Basically, to Chris, you're a TRUE/HONEST sonichu fan... or someone who works for ED/4cent/Greene county/Michael Snyder/etc. And the evil people are the ones who make excuses, or stop Chris from his HONEST work. Evil woman who takes away his signs of attraction. Evil Jerkops and such that run him away from their stores (and huge straws). Evil women who make excuses for not fucking dating Chris. Boyfriends who take away potential china pretty girlfriends. Michael, who is a troll, why? He made up excuses so Chris can't do what he wants. Of course the world is out to get Chris, all he has now are sonichu fans and his parents.

TL;DRChris pretty much the very model of a modern conspiracy nut. He connects dots no where near each other. uses confirmation bias out the ass. projects himself onto others. and acts like the people he loathes. hell, according to this quote from the other wiki "Hofstadter also noted that "sexual freedom" is a vice frequently attributed to the conspiracist's target group, noting that "very often the fantasies of true believers reveal strong sadomasochistic outlets, vividly expressed, for example, in the delight of anti-Masons with the cruelty of Masonic punishments." and we know Chris sure loves killing people who have done him wrong. And that's not mentioning his Denial and dancing around subjects he doesn't like to talk about. so with my argument presented, agree with me, or I'll make a drawing of you being killed, you evil greedy Snyder fan.

05142010

OH MY GOD! I think I barfed in my mouth. He used the death of another person to get sympathy. Is this the new norm Chris? are you going to watch the news, take the worst story, make a video of you going "something happened, I HAVE AUTISM AND PITY ME BECAUSE I'M GOOD". You make me sick Chris, you damned news whore! Sure, I guess he's subconsciously became attached to the story because of the subject matter (boo hoo, one less china in the world, unless Chrissy really stoops). But damnit Chris, whoring dead people so you can cry out "BUT I HAVE IT WORSE". I hope you die Chris, then you can whine about how bad life is for you.