Difference between revisions of "User:Sparklemilhouse"

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-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.

-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.

-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.

-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.

-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.

- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.

-Frightfully, [1] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.

-I get a tiny tugboat because I lost my job, but at least I have to earn my tiny tugboat by looking for jobs every week.

[2] Holiday, celebrate.

Naïve
This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve.

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 -I get a tiny tugboat because I lost my job, but at least I have to earn my tiny tugboat by looking for jobs every week.
-== Most Crazy Chris-related Thing I've Done ==
-I worked as a temp at my old community college. One of the things I had access to was everybody's academic records who had ever attended a Virginia Community College. Looked up Chris the second day I had access. It was all just the same stuff we knew already, sadly.
 == What I did when I found out Chris was arrested and put in jail for 2 days for stalking Michael Snyder ==