User:Sparklemilhouse
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Things I unfortunately have in common with Chris:
-We both went to community college -- but at least I did something with my associates degree.
-We both drive or have driven Ford Escorts -- however, mine was a 2000 sedan, and I have since acquired a more grown up car.
-I've shopped at the infamous Fashion Square Mall Chris has been banned at.
-I'm fat too, but at least I find clothes that don't accentuate my fatness, unlike Chris.
-We both learned about Long Island iced teas via Marge Simpson.
- If Jackie was real, we would have gone to the same college together.
-Frightfully, [1] I had the same makeup colors that Tomgirl Chris has sitting around my makeup collection.