User talk:MoarLurk/MoarRambles

For your plan, I suggest a Mailbag letter saying that he is a pregnant woman, and once he answers it and says he isn't, (In December 2011), then we follow up with a mailbag bombing full of letters all saying that he is. --Edward 23:40, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

But of course, we have to run a plan to get him back into writing the Mailbags first so he'll notice it, which we can only do once 110mb stops being shit and Chris forgets that he's not supposed to be on the Internet.--MoarLurk 00:23, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

About Waliflower looking like his mom, you should add that to your entry on snorlax because maybe she's coddled Chris so much that he most associates with women that make him think of her. Shawths

Since Rocky is trying to make Chris quit the internet, perhaps we should come up with some sort of scheme that will result in his banishment from Wesley Memorial, so that way she will no longer be able to influence him. --BreadGod 23:18, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

• She'll need some convincing. She is the ultiamte White Knight, remember? We'll need all the 'Chris and' articles, the sex videos, the death threat videos, Sonichu 10, Twin Falling Towers, The CWCipedia article on Aspergers, the article on slow in the minds, the article on Niggos, the article on Homos, and Sonichu 10. That should do it. --Edward 23:54, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Banning him won't work, his church is full of idiots who claim to be liberal Christians. It will be faster to just get her to realize that Chris cannot and will not change, and to do so we need to provoke him into coming onto the Internet again. I suggest that Alec be allowed to use the CWCipedia to host Sonichu 11 as well as answer some of the mailbag questions(in a snarky manner, of course). When Chris finds out and bitches, the Sysop will step in and remind him that Alec will not be able to make any changes to the website other than uploading comics or answering some of the mailbags. Oh, and if Chris doesn't make another comic in a month using Alec's reboot as a template(c what I did thar?), Alec gains full rights to Sonichu. Chris will freak out and start generating comics in an attempt to save his copyright. The Sysop can also say that the website has been getting many, many more hits than ever before after Alec has been on the website. The hellhole that is CWCipedia could use some positivity, after all.--MoarLurk 00:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

• I agree. But can we convince Cogs to let us do that? Can we convince her to let Alec host his comics on the site to force Chris to come back? Its a good plan, but I don't know if she'd go for it. --Edward 00:42, 5 April 2010 (UTC)