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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,620 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update For a list of updates from this month, see April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. 12.4.2019-The capcha service for the CWCki comes back! Da update is also back! 4/15 - Chris spotted at Target; he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire 4/20 - Google approves Chris listing his house as Sonichu Headquarters

Quote of the Now “ Mmmmm... I'm not acknowledging you right now. ” Chris in his most recent sighting.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 212 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,052 days 276 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,696 days 5,357 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,357 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Chris's room at 14 Branchland Court was where he formerly spent a majority of his adult life. It is where he kept many of his toys, video games, posters, art, and other assorted paraphernalia, and when he's not outside attempting to interact with others. As of July 2021, he no longer resides at 14 Branchland Court. Chris's bedroom was on the second floor of his parents' house, with 2 windows on the northwest wall. Based on Chris's video tour of the house, his cluttered room was actually the cleanest room in the house, which may explain why so much of his time was spent there. (More...)

Did You Know ... that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"? ... and that Chris has no idea what Naïve actually means? ... that Bryan Bash sent a handful of hookers to Chris' house? ... that wooden badges are delicious? ... that Chris loves McDonald's, while his dad preferred Burger King? ... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"? ... and that his Spanish name is Ricardo? ... and that his legal name is now Christine? ... that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of /cow/? ... that Ivy was real? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2006, Chris wins a Yu-Gi-Oh! Sage's Stone Secret Foil Promo card on eBay, probably for Megan. (more...)

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