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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,774 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update For a list of updates from this month, see April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. 23 April 2019: Chris begs on the Internet for the first time in over 100 days, wanting gas money for his car. 20 April 2019: Google approves Chris’s listing of his house as the Sonichu Headquarters. 15 April 2019: Chris is spotted at Target: later, he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire. 12 April 2019: The Captcha service for the CWCki returns! Da update is also back.

Quote of the Now “ Everyone, I realize and understand that over the years, I have been a real jerk. I've said and done insensitive things to others over the years. What did it get me? A lot of being trolled, and lots of regrets. I solemnly swear: from now on, I will never ever again be a jerk. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on X and Bluesky

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 658 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,498 days 722 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,142 days 5,802 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,802 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now "Challenge for Clyde II" (originally "10142009") is a video in which Chris demands Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays come face him, so that Chris can beat him up. He claims that Gregg Mays lives in Charlottesville, and that he knows this because he has the FBI working for him. The audio quality in this video is very poor, probably due to Chris's constant abuse of his camera, especially in his previous video. Between his slow, monotonous speaking pattern (possibly enhanced as he tries to speak through his rage) and the constant skipping in the audio, Chris manages to sound even more like a robot than usual. (More...)

Did You Know ... that Chris was accused by trolls of killing BILLY MAYS because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville? ... that the Dimensional Merge will bring fictional characters and imaginary friends into reality? ... and that the new dimension will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197? ... that Chris is as wild as a serial raper? ... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story? ... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll? ... that the trolls may have hired a skywriter? ... that Chris believes that CWCville is real? ... that Chris, in his own words, buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?" ... that Chris once tried to get a MLP fandom voice actor to unblock him on Twitter by gifting a toy and a drawing? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2006, Chris updated his "Story of My Current Days". (more...) In 2020, Chris was banned from the Official CWCki Server, only four days after being invited by Naught. (more...)

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