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For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV is a video leaked 21 April 2010 for Jackie in which Chris demonstrates how he would pleasure her orally and reveals his sports bra, showing off his creepiness on a level not seen since the Ivy saga.
Chris, wearing a new shirt bearing a message contradictory to his claims that he is not a homo, begins by apologizing to Jackie for introducing her to the CWCki (perhaps seeking to avoid another Wallflower incident) and trying to explain what he believes happened with Ivy and Vanessa Hudgens. Chris attempts to sound sincere but, as always, fails miserably. Things only go from bad to worse as Chris demonstrates how he would "pleasure" her orally; Chris's voice gets noticeably more excited as he explains this. This, unfortunately, goes on for a good minute. At one point, Chris seems to forget who he's talking to and refers to Jackie as Ivy. Chris ends the video by explaining how he has a belly and man-boobs - he seems slightly more willing to admit this fact than he did back in Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke - and reveals that he wears a sports bra.
Chris, in a surprising move, did not upload the video to YouTube but instead used MediaFire. He believes this will keep anyone from getting a hold of the video, neglecting the idea that Jackie herself would circulate it.
It has surpassed CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! as one of the most-viewed videos in the CWChronology.
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Did You Know...
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- ... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan?
- ... that BlueSpike was the ween in the JULAAAAAAAY call?
- ... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris?
- ... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute?
- ... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion?
- ... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe?
- ... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation?
- ... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense?
- ... that
ChrisBILLY MAYSAllison AmberBrendan FraserMary Lee WalshRobbie Van Drawson is the Mayor of CWCville? - ... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu?
- ... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment?
- ... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?
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This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris reads aloud from Leviticus 18:22. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can.
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This was also the day that, in 2010, Chris discovers the CWCki. He responds by punching his camera.
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