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The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

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*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update
It is currently April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now

“	Now, once upon a time back in 2007, I tried doing same with that Encyclopedia Dramatica page. I ended up over-sharing at the time, which I seriously should have never done for a multitude of reasons, in no particular order. For starters, that over-sharing only added fuel onto the LOLCow and hate-filled humor type of fire. I definitely would have wanted a better accurate page, as if a simple single page on @wikipedia.org would not have sufficed. But it ended up becoming an entire website. I blame myself. If it had been an earlier time in 2008, when the details and page count was smaller, I would have probably dedicated at least a month to fix all of that. YET, another reason why I am reluctant: my edits got the CTRL-Z treatment. Not supportive. Why? LOL-COMEDY!!! 🤬🤯🥵 My stressed feelings. And nowadays, if I were to be editor of that website, I'd not only want to rebrand it as the Cwclight and do the sonichu dot com address a better service, but I would obsessively want to cover the ENTIRE website, personally. Read every single word, edit after edit, delete "leaked" emails and stuff; going through it with the finest tooth comb and brush ever. Essentially overhauling it. And by myself, that could take me YEARS to do, when I have my own life to live and all the creativity and godly connections to work with that flow through me. If I could go faster than time with my physical body,... Anyway, if I were to become editor, I'd have to hire a team to do that work for me, searching for all mentions of the most embarrassing and perverted s***, such as pretty much everything with the theoretical exes, Megan Schroeder, bad memes, and so on, and I'd give them my (dis)approvals and have them removed.	”
Chris on Bluesky

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

819

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,658 days

883

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,303 days

5,963

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,963 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court.

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Did You Know

... that Sonichu has his own amiibo?
... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke?
... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0?
- ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions?
... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one?
... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart?
... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis?
... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis?
... that Chris needs no bitches?

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris claimed to have left for Redmond, Washington to meet Shigeru Miyamoto.

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Picture of the Now

Video of the Now