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The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR

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Article of the Now

Family Guy is an animated sitcom that debuted on Fox in 1999. It is known for satirizing pop-culture and extensive use of cutaway gags, with the series peaking in popularity and cultural significance in the mid-2000s and subsequently sticking around in a diminished capacity but never quite leaving, much like its inspiration, The Simpsons. Chris rips it off an unbelievable amount in his comics. Chris has expressed fanaticism for the series, to the extent of his beliefs being influenced by it.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)?
- ... and that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"?
... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched?
... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!?
- ... and that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson?
... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"?
... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies?
... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation?
... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990?
... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?
... that Chris sells driveway gravel for $15 a bag?
- ... and that people actually buy it?

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 1994, the court case Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. et al. versus Greene County School Board is thrown out of court. This would have been pertaining to the alleged abuse that Chris suffered at the hands of teachers.

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Quote of the Now

“

Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

”

BABSCon in an email to Chris.

Da Update

It is currently May 2024. It has been...

45

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

4 May - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom, a song he was singing in both March 24 accidental streams.
26 April - Chris uploads Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4.
22 April - Chris uploads Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple.
15 April - Chris reveals a new page of Sonichu 0 HD on Twitter.
14 April - After over three weeks, Chris returns to Twitter to complain over leaked chats.

Recently Uncovered Info

27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024
19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019
11 April - Cults3D from January 2024

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Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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