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Welcome to the CWCki!

The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

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Quote of the Now

“	I feel like Japan is going overboard with the laws, yet I do agree with them in regards to certain tourists taking pictures of others without consent, as if the tourists were "Bigfoot spotting". I speak from personal experience on that. I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online. But even the justice system can be wrongfully biased.	”
Chris's most recent tweet.

Article of the Now

The SingStar Challenge was a video competition phase of the CWCivil War, initiated by Solid Chris. Previously, Solid (posting under the YouTube handle IBAChandler) had attempted to reestablish his TRUE and HONEST identity with videos showcasing his multiple talents. This cunning plan backfired miserably, as Liquid Chris (posting as CChanSonichuCWC) outdid Solid's talents in his own videos. This included playing More Than a Feeling on a real guitar, shaming Solid's Guitar Hero rendition. Butthurt that Liquid had an actual talent, Solid recognized that the clear solution was to formalize the contest, thus eliminating such dirty tricks.

The challenge would have a unique legacy among Christory, as it cemented the popular image of Liquid Chris as a relatively "harmless" troll in the eyes of many fans who look at the Classic Era with rose-tinted glasses. Years later, fans would recreate the story of the challenge as a mod to the ever-popular online rhythm game Friday Night Funkin'. Chris would eventually create his own spiritual successor after his extended stint in jail, challenging the vocals of an artificial intelligence version of his voice that could sing popular songs instead of Liquid Chris.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2010, a self-appointed CWCipedia mod named DariaCamacho politely suggests that Chris cut out his laziness and explain his daily schedule.

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Today was also the day, in 2017, Chris begins work on Sonichu 12.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase?
... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"?
... that Chris went to school on the short bus?
... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens?
... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz?
... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject?
... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)?
... that the pickle man tricked Chris again?
... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places?
... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good?

Da Update

It is currently May 2024. It has been...

57

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

19 May - Chris's car is spotted parked at the Big Island house.
12 May - Chris tweets to complain about people having taken photos of him without consent.
4 May - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom, a song he was singing in both March 24 accidental streams.
26 April - Chris uploads Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4.
22 April - Chris uploads Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple.
15 April - Chris reveals a new page of Sonichu 0 HD on Twitter.

Recently Uncovered Info

20 May - Priorities from December 2019
19 May - Conjuring Movies from January 2021
18 May - Christmas and Merge Talk from December 2020
27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024
19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019
11 April - Cults3D from January 2024

PSN Tracker

Chris was last spotted playing Street Fighter 6 Demo for the PS5.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

CWCki News

Account Creation

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Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Picture of the Now

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-Due to the request of ''Christian Weston Chandler'', this afternoon, '''we''' at the CWCki have independently decided to remove this main page from our site. We have also removed all references that '''slander, vilify, demean, found to be overly offensive, ableist, sexist and giving her emotional stress.''' In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on '''far too long''' and '''gotten far out of hand'''. We have unfairly focused on her to the point of intruding in her private life and causing her '''great personal grief, "''lonely, sad and depressed''", "''distressed and upset''", "''constantly hurt''", "''constant, zombie-like, blank''", "''lost''", "''in misery''", having the "''worst broken heart ever''"''' which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is '''not in line with our site goals''', and we '''never wanted something like this'''. Still, we must take '''complete responsibility''' for all our actions, both '''public and private'''. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.
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-We know that her public comments on Facebook and her silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even '''her family and her friends.'''  We also reached to the point of having being overly obsessed with her, and we deeply regret that. We are also sorry for misgendering her as we receive a lot of backlash from various websites, one of them is r/GamerGhazi. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors:
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-'''First''', by a desire to '''protect herself from the embarrassment of her own conduct.'''
-She was also very concerned about '''protecting her family'''. According to her, if it wasn't for us for intruding her personal life, '''her father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this.''' The investigation moved on to her family and friends, then into her private life.  Because of this, we've reached the point of recently accusing her of shoplifting which we would like to apologise about this as well.
-And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of her friends, we've never '''''respected her and treated her like a human being''''' and we're deeply sorry for this as well.
-This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''
-Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim her family life for her family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. '''It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives.''' Our website has been distracted by this matter for '''far too long''', and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.
-In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. Currently, another big box of stuff is on its way to be sent to Chris for all of this. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban her from anywhere else, ever.'''
-We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll her -- which include, but not limited to:
-*Adam Stackhouse
-*Ahuviya Harel
-*America
-*Amud
-*Andrew Dobson
-*Anita Sarkeesian
-*Anthony 'A-Log' Logatto
-*Anna McLerran
-*Anna Stackhouse
-*Asperpedia Four
-*The Ballpit Forum
-*Batman
-*BILLY MAYS
-*Blanca Weiss
-*BlueSpike
-*Brianna Wu
-*Bryan Bash
-*Chad Thundercock
-*Charlottesville people
-*Chris's High School Gal-pals
-*Chris's Pastor
-*Clyde Cash
-*cogsdev
-*Cole Smithey
-*Connor Bible
-*CoolDudeClem
-*Coty Smith
-*Daniel Mimms and Lucas White
-*DarkSydePhil
-*David Moyes
-*DisneyFan01
-*The Dodo Brain
-*Dormiebasne
-*Eli
-*Emily
-*Failosophy
-*The GODDAMNED PINHEADS
-*Gabe Navarro
-*The GAMe PLACe
-*Glaive
-*GodJesus
-*Google
-*Homer Ruglia Beoulve
-*Homos
-*Ivy O'Neil
-*Jace Connors
-*Jack Thaddeus
-*Jason Kendrick Howell
-*Jay Geis
-*Jenn the Tortoise-kin
-*Jerkops
-*Jimmy Hill
-*John Langley
-*Joshua Martinez
-*Kacey Devoria
-*Ken Penders
-*Keurig Company
-*The Lady Manager at Mal-Wart
-*Lauren Faust
-*Liquid Chris
-*Lordsillynipples
-*Louis Van Gaal
-*Man in the Pickle Suit
-*Mary Lee Walsh
-*McDonalds employees
-*Megan Schroeder
-*Michael Snyder
-*MylarBalloonFan
-*MysteriousMrEnter
-*Nathanael Greene Elementary School
-*Null
-*The Offline Cyberbully/Troll
-*PandaHalo
-*Peter Coffin
-*Pixyteri
-*Richard Heinz
-*Rob Bell
-*Robert Simmons V
-*Robert Wayne Stiles
-*Ruckersville people
-*Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram
-*Sarah Butts
-*Sega
-*Shigeru Miyamoto
-*Sonic The Hedgehog
-*Surfshack Tito
-*Tara Strong
-*Thorg
-*TJChurch
-*Tyce Andrews
-*Vade
-*Vivian Gee
-*Wizardchan
-*WogglebugLoveProductions
-*Zoe Quinn
-'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''
-And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the '''''past eight years''''', as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century. After all, to quote Chris herself:
-{{quote|For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with her.}}
-We're deeply sorry for not only dragging the American Dream through the mud, but also slandering a true American patriot of proud, Anchuent Cherokian ancestry.
-Thank you. And good night.