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Welcome to the CWCki!

The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

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*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
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Quote of the Now

“	I feel like Japan is going overboard with the laws, yet I do agree with them in regards to certain tourists taking pictures of others without consent, as if the tourists were "Bigfoot spotting". I speak from personal experience on that. I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online. But even the justice system can be wrongfully biased.	”
Chris's most recent tweet.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

205

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,045 days

269

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,689 days

5,349

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,349 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan is a series of YouTube videos in which various songs of different languages are "sung" by an AI Classic Chris voice, and then by current Chris. The videos' description refers to them collectively as a "Neo SingStar Challenge" and a "Worldwide Musical Journey." The premise is that, across the series, Chris will sing at least one song from every language Duolingo offers, although thus far Chris has mostly covered songs from the languages he's already familiar with or has shown interest in learning. Aside from the one German novelty song, his selections have been from English, Japanese, Hebrew, and Finnish. He's also already tackled Duolingo's only two novelty pop culture conlangs, Klingon and High Valyrian (from A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones). While Chris's vocal performances so far arguably rank among his most competent, that's not to say they're good. So far, it seems that AI Chris has the upper hand, despite Chris's best efforts. Only time will tell if Chris can make a comeback (probably not).

(More...)

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, the message on cwcville.com is changed again, with an photoshopped image of Chris at a gay pride festival. A new message says that Vanessa was real and she has had sex with Joshua Martinez.

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Did You Know...

... that the trolls behind the Liquid Chris and Kacey personas actually got married in real life?
... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop The Adventures of The American Rabbit is one of the greatest animated movies ever made?
... that the brony convention Everfree Northwest banned Chris after learning that he banged his own mom?
- ...and that BABSCon did the same thing in 2024 after Chris attempted to purchase tickets for the event?
... that Chris has no idea what Autism really is?
... that Chris has used a ruler to measure his duck, but never once in his comic?
... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a Hybrid?
... that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game?
... that Chris used a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha for the first time in nearly a decade after breaking up with Jessica Quinn?
... that someone hacked into Chris's YouTube account and uploaded excerpts of Anthony LoGatto's "JULAAAY!" video while he was in jail?
... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph caught Chris's arrest on a livestream just to spite his former friend Null?
... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in Smiling Friends?

Da Update

It is currently May 2024. It has been...

54

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

12 May - Chris tweets to complain about people having taken photos of him without consent.
4 May - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom, a song he was singing in both March 24 accidental streams.
26 April - Chris uploads Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4.
22 April - Chris uploads Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple.
15 April - Chris reveals a new page of Sonichu 0 HD on Twitter.
14 April - After over three weeks, Chris returns to Twitter to complain over leaked chats.

Recently Uncovered Info

27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024
19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019
11 April - Cults3D from January 2024

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