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Article of the Week Star Wars is a film and media franchise created by George Lucas and produced his company Lucasfilm. It begun with 1977's Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, which was released to critical and commercial acclaim and is now considered to be one of the best movies of all-time. The popularity of the first installment lead to two more sequels, 1980's Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, and 1983's Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. The franchise is now a cultural icon, and has spawned legions of parodies, and book and television companions, as well as a prequel trilogy, consisting of 1999's Episode I: The Phantom Menace, 2002's Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and 2005's Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and a sequel trilogy, made up of 2015's Episode VII: The Force Awakens, 2017's Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, and 2019's Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker, as well as a handful of spin-off films and television projects like 2016's Rogue One, 2018's Solo, and 2019's The Mandalorian. The series was also parodied in a trilogy of hour-long Family Guy specials (which actually had the approval and involvement of Lucasfilm themselves), which is the most likely reason why Chris knows about the franchise in the first place. He has stated on several occasions that he likes the franchise, and has taken influence from it on certain occasions. He particularly likes the character Ahsoka Tano, who was first introduced as a teen girl in the 2008 animated series The Clone Wars. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 1,006 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. Record streak: 1,015 days 1,950 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 2,383 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Between 15 April 2020 and 25 February 2021, Chris was role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon, and ended it to bash the newest My Little Pony cartoon. On 1 June 2021, Chris briefly roleplayed as his pre-name change self. Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 191 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,030 days 255 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,675 days 5,335 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,335 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris begins to edit his very own answer to the CWCki, the CWCipedia, with webspace provided by Cogsdev. Needless to say, it isn't long before he starts using it as his very own website, since he doesn't need to spend his tugboat on webspace. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)? ... and that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"? ... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched? ... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!? ... and that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson? ... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"? ... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies? ... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation? ... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990? ... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent? ... that Chris sells driveway gravel for $15 a bag? ... and that people actually buy it?

Quote of the Now “ Hi Christine, Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct. As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events. We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges. Best regards, BABSCon ” BABSCon in an email to Chris. Da Update It is currently May 2024. It has been... 40 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 4 May - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom, a song he was singing in both March 24 accidental streams. 26 April - Chris uploads Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4. 22 April - Chris uploads Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple. 15 April - Chris reveals a new page of Sonichu 0 HD on Twitter. 14 April - After over three weeks, Chris returns to Twitter to complain over leaked chats. Recently Uncovered Info 27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024 19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019 11 April - Cults3D from January 2024 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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