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Da Update
Chris claims if he gets enough money, he'll visit Megan, only to immediately cancel only a few minutes after, discovering she has a gun.
For current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.
Quote of the Now
LOOK, money is BAD right now; As much as I hate to say, I am still Partially Human and need FOOD to survive! As well as my mother and our Pets - the need is DIRE!
BZZZT! This is Magi-Chan Sonichu AND Mewtwo - please help our wife with Great Haste!
-chris, using fictional characters to gain sympathy
An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.
Article of the Now
The SingStar Challenge was a video competition phase of the CWCivil War, initiated by Solid Chris. Previously, Solid (posting under the YouTube handle IBAChandler) had attempted to reestablish his TRUE and HONEST identity with videos showcasing his multiple talents. This cunning plan backfired miserably, as Liquid Chris (posting as CChanSonichuCWC) outdid Solid's talents in his own videos. This included playing More Than a Feeling on a real guitar, shaming Solid's Guitar Hero rendition. Butthurt that Liquid had an actual talent, Solid recognized that the clear solution was to formalize the contest, thus eliminating such dirty tricks.
Today in Christory, in 2006, Megan told Chris that she didn't want a relationship. Saddened, he made a CD entitled "CWC's Mix Jams '06: Story of My Quest, Part 1" and also "Part 2".
