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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,618 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ I feel like Japan is going overboard with the laws, yet I do agree with them in regards to certain tourists taking pictures of others without consent, as if the tourists were "Bigfoot spotting". I speak from personal experience on that. I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online. But even the justice system can be wrongfully biased. ” Chris's most recent tweet.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 205 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,044 days 269 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,689 days 5,349 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,349 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a high-functioning autistic virgin, Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant character, starring in his own self-titled online comic book. His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife. Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter. This Day Marks the Tenth Anniversary of Chris's edits to the Cwcki. ( See more...)

Did You Know ... that Chris got tricked into making a shout-out video dedicated to the Columbine shooters? ... that Brütal Legend rocks? ... that Chris was featured on Fox News? ... that Chris completed a commission tied to the Sneed's Feed and Seed joke from The Simpsons? ... that CWCville is pronounced as "quick-ville"? ... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer Randy Stair (AKA Andrew Blaze) was aware of the Dimensional Merge? ... that Sonichu made a cameo in a dodie music video? ... that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music? ... that Chris reenacted CopperCab's Gingers have Souls video? ... that Chris punched multiple holes in his wall to try to break through the Iron Curtain? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, the message on cwcville.com is changed again, with an photoshopped image of Chris at a gay pride festival. A new message says that Vanessa was real and she has had sex with Joshua Martinez. (more...)

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