I cried.Spaniard 12:50, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
Ivy committed suicide because she couldn't talk to him. Quote unquote. Wow, Chris, you are the Colossus of Rhodes of narcissistic douchebags. Ensign disposable 18:53, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
Wait, 2008? So Chris had been dating her dead body the whole time? Also I thought her last name was Bundy. And that Rocky told him she was a troll. What. --Lime (Scold? | Undo?) 20:54, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
- He means 2009, though knowing Chris, he probably thought he talked to Ivy last year. Though he's gotten years wrong before - in one early video, he said his love quest started in 2003 when he was 22 but he was only 21 then. --Champthom 21:21, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
Saving the Delusion
Not only a fulfillment to a blackmail, but Also a Memorial Music Video.
Miss. Ivy O'Niel died July, 2008 in suicide from being restricted from Communication, as well as coming to visit me. She was a honest, sweet woman.
May this video always be a commerative memorial for her always. And to Mr. O'Niel, I salute your bravery on the Police, although my Detective could not find you on any Precint records, and I offer my deepest condolences for your loss, as I feel it terribly myself.
I had to listen to my Meatheaded Father's Scooby-Doo Detective jargon, as well as the Real Detective's jazz.
Ivy, I'm sorry for believing my father's crackpot theory and letting it baffle me and my heart. Please forgive me, and rest in peace.
I will always have the place for you in my heart.
Because I figure the video, as with most of his others, will be deleted shortly. I don't know where it should be implemented, if at all. But for a sauce later. --LizardPie 21:27, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
Really needs the captions to the images, since most people can't read them (though someone on PVCC did this). --Champthom 02:33, 26 July 2009 (CEST)
Here are all the annotations, in case he takes the video down. Thanks to gusvansant on PVCC for typing some of them (I added the times and corrected some spelling to Chris's):
0:40-0:43 And Hells Yeah,I'm the M*****F****** Prince, Man.
1:29-1:30 Spokan, WA is a Common Troll Link.
1:31-1:32 Our Detective found NO Police Records of her father, and and the Copper was too stubborn to talk over the phone.
1:33-1:34 My Scooby-Doo Detective Work has pinpointed and Blown the Trolls' Minds.
1:37-1:38 Damn! Why did I listen to my Meatheaded Father and that Detective? It brought ONLY Emotional Chaos!
1:39-1:41 She never left my Heart, even during those two months of mental stress.
1:41-1:42 At least I got to tell her "I Love You" One Last Time
1:43-1:45 It's My Fault! :_(
1:46-1:48 *In Fondest Memory Of* Ivy O'Niel
2:31-2:33 He's so Trollin' Stupid.
2:41-2:45 What the Hells were you thinkin' with that Damn (Dirty) Pickle Suit?! **Go back to your Cult, Nerd**
PickleSuitFTW 03:40, 26 July 2009 (CEST)
Pictures of the real Ivy in the video?
Chris shows us pictures of who might be the real Ivy. Were they ever uploaded anywhere? --16BitAlex 01:13, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
I think transcript needs description of what's going on in the video (pics etc)
--Sonijew is back 13:16, 24 June 2010 (UTC)