Talk:Chores

Nice

Good article. How to improve it:

- Moar.

- Include images of slavery (slaves being beaten, raped etc). Photoshop Chris's head over them. Maybe Sisyphus?

- Bonus points: tears of blood.

- Basically anything to show that Chris is a huge wuss and that these tasks happened once, if at all.

- Oh! Maybe Chris on a ride-on mower, being whipped by a team of Egyption slave drivers. Shit like that.

- Basically anything to show that Chris is a huge wuss.

Above by --Ronichu 01:17, 6 December 2010 (PST)

I was desperately searching for a reason to delete this page by finding a section of some other page that already covers this, but I can't find anything. Maybe if we redid the stress article, this could be a section there. If there's enough content, though, I can't see why it can't be its own page. Freecell 05:18, 6 December 2010 (PST)

I think there's enough to justify its own page, here's some more details to be included:

• Animal Crossing: This game looks like one big chore. And Chris is aware of that, he actually says in one of the Julie chats, something like "I have to go do my Animal Crossing chores now". So he found a way to spend hundreds of hours completing chores while sitting on his fat ass.
• Chores in the comics: He must have referenced chores in there at some point. If he ever drew Sonichu or Mayor Chris doing or talking about chores then it needs to be here. There was plenty of chore talk in A Sonichu Day.
• Many of his recorded chats are interrupted by his mother asking him to do something for her. Maybe this is why he wants a child so badly, then he can make Crystal go and get sandwiches for HIM.
• The Chandlers have many cats shitting all over the house. Between them and his incontinence problem, Chris spends a lot of time cleaning up shit.
• Something about Chris paying his family's bills. There's a great moment between him and Barbara in one of the Mumble chats where she calls him out for lying about paying them and he whines that he's being Honest.
• Also there should be more about his desire to be a "house husband" and do chores for his wife all day

In general maybe it should be less about chores causing stress and more about chores proving that he's hard-working and NOT LAZY. Acousticvirgin 13:50, 6 December 2010 (PST)

Chris and... series

Should this be a part of the Chris and... series? Or would that lead into every page that's on the CWCki ever becoming Chris and... Nullity 00:31, 16 May 2011 (PDT)