Talk:Mailbag 3

God dammit. He was supposed to answer these yesterday. The fat bastard either forgot or crashed into slumber after seeing cogs's PHE-NOMINAL new ads. Seriously, those ads made me shit brix. But yeah, he probably saw that there was 15+ fanmails there and was like "Fuck It", even though over half of his previous responses were generic and could easily be copypasted from person to person.--Sonichuistehcool 00:12, 24 November 2009 (CET)

I'm disappointed, too, especially as my letter is the first on the page and I really want to see if it provokes Chris to confirm suspicions of his approval of incest. I also want to see how he reacts to all the letters from the slanderous trolls he so dreads. But, knowing Chris, he will probably leave us all who sent him e-mails disappointed. -_- --Spandam-sama 02:18, 24 November 2009 (CET)

He actually takes "days off" where he does even less shit than usual. I don't have a schedule or more specifics. --Anaconda 02:37, 24 November 2009 (CET)

My letter's there, too. Well, I'm still Holding Out For The Hero lol --GokuGetEm 09:57, 24 November 2009 (CET)

He didn't make a new comic page yesterday either, but he also uploaded the two Businessman videos. I think his stance is that as long as he gets SOMETHING up on the internet every day, he hasn't broken his promise. So he'll probably answer some of these the next time he fails to make a new page. --Beat 16:31, 24 November 2009 (CET)

I told you guys it was a pillow he bought at Spencer's :p. Seriously, we need a Breast Pillow article. Which I'll make now. --Champthom 10:56, 26 November 2009 (CET)

Hypocrisy at it's finest

"I am sorry for hurting you, but like myself, criticism is offered to better ourselves, so I take it like a man and not cry over the criticisms, no matter how malicious they may be. --ChrisChanSonichu 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)" I laughed for like, 2 full minutes.--Sonichuistehcool 05:28, 27 November 2009 (CET)

"I feel like I am a good leader, because I take examples of noble leadership qualities from such memorable leaders, like Optimus Prime, the U.S. Presidents and others." was hilarious too. --Lynxr 05:49, 27 November 2009 (CET)

Spanish

Hello.

I was wondering if you wanted a translation of the 'Mexican Sonichu Club's' e-mail to Chris. I've left in some of the minor oddities in both correspondents' letters, but if you prefer a more idiomatic approach, I could provide it as well.

All the best Elke.

My name is Luciana 'Luz' Paz; we are a group of fans who like the works of art that you do, Sr. Ricardo.

Unfortunately, however, we do not study English, meaning that we have to use the Google translator in order to be able to understand that complicated language. Consequently, we would like to ask you if you could make your comic in dual languages (English and Spanish) [1] so that all your Spanish-speaking fans can read without having so much trouble with the text bubbles. As you are totally one of the best Americans who speak in our language (one almost can't tell) [2]. Thanks a lot, Señor Ricardo Weston Chandler.

With lots of love, and thank you for listening to us, Grupo MxS.

Mexico for Sonichu.

Chris responds:

Many thanks for your (singular) support. I'm going to think about writing a translation 'of the pages next to these pages.' It is a little bit 'defficult' but that is possible. Hello you[3] (plural).

[1] Write/make your comic in both Spanish and English.

[2] I suppose what they mean is that he is one of the Americans most proficient in Spanish; one almost can't tell [that he's not a native.]

[3] An attempt at 'good morning [to] you' or 'good day [to] you' perhaps?

--Elke 19:14, 28 November 2009 (CET)