Talk:So Need a Cute Girl

I know it sounds odd to say this, but this is probably Chris singing at his best. The fucker can't carry a tune whatsoever, and his singing still sounds like a rusty nail on a piece of glass, but it's still more tolerable than A-U-T-I-S-M or some of that other shit. Also just wondering if Chris thinks he can actually sing, like how he thinks he's handsome and not fat.--Howsyourham 04:24, 16 July 2009 (CEST)

...does Chris know that Santa doesn't exist? - Boop 19:44, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

• According to the Jackie emails he "learned the truth" about Santa at 15 or 16, and then "finally gave up on him" at 24, although he doesn't elaborate any further. --Anaconda 00:43, 1 May 2010 (UTC)

• • Coincidentally enough, he "gave up" on Santa, because he didn't get a girlfriend despite asking for one 3 years in a row... he still believed in Santa 3 times longer than your average child. --SargentPickles 22:00, 30 April 2010 (EST)

"All hands on me!"

This is a direct quote from a female character on The Oblongs, who is incidentally named Pickles. --Anaconda 00:46, 1 May 2010 (UTC)