Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris enters IRC with Clyde Cash and BILLY MAYS. After being shouted at a good deal by the troll duo, he suddenly blurts out that he has numerous pairs of "DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS." This horrifying, unforeseen revelation creates shockwaves across the community as they discover yet another aspect of the creature's hideous existence.
Since then, Chris's fecal incontinence has been the subject of much discussion and analysis.
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