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And, I won't be back under this username, on advice of Edward.

For extra security, I will attempt to ban myself:

Nope, didn't work.

I give up on this trolling business

I'm just a cowardly observer and do not have the guts to become a troll. I only wanted to because everyone else had some level above "observer" for a userbox. I just wanted to be one of the cool kids and did not know what it entailed. I even idolized you guys, and to have the likes of Crass of Crass and Champ (in the IRC attack) and Sean of the Asperpedia Four (the comics, I recognize the style) attacking me destroyed me.

I'll just quietly settle into my position as an observer. Stop demonizing and dehumanizing me. I'm not like this all the time, only when provoked. But, that is the job of a troll. Just know that I am not a good target. I'm trying to get my life off the ground here. Putting my real name will just make it so that employers can Google me up, see this shit, and then consider me unemployable. You put the troll comics here, but don't attach my real name to them. I don't want to have to ride the tugboat.

For the record, it was my fault originally for wanting in the PVCC and starting RuleCWC over not getting in. It was also the fault of the PVCC, for launching the original assault on RuleCWC and doxing me, and Delabonte, for fanning the flames after the attack.

If I had known that:

1. I do not have the heart or mind of a troll 2. PVCC is for the trolls only 3. Cafe Rosechu is available for observers

I wouldn't have wanted in the PVCC in the first place. I learned this the hard way, which cost me my dignity.

PVCC isn't for trolls only. We have plenty of non-trolls in there who talk about shit and stuff. But yes, you definitely don't have a heart or mind. also i wuz the one to dox you lol Clydec 19:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
I still can't believe I believed the Georgeson stuff. And, I should be first on your bad users list, not this BabyNeko nobody. --16BitAlex 21:17, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

And most of all, I want to be un-dox'd. My real name is now almost as tarnished as Adolf Hitler.

  • Yeah, now it is:
  • Holy fucking shit you're a pro at blowing things out of proportion. Wow. Sully 02:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
  • Sully is right. At least Hitler had a job. --Delabonte 02:18, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
  • Hitler could paint too. And he had better taste in music. Massive Dynamic 02:22, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
  • At least Hitler had a testicle. Thelieisacake 02:26, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
    • Okay, please stop. You could do this kind of crap to Chris, seeing as he had no chance of leading a normal life. I, on the other hand, am making the best of efforts to lead a normal life, attempting to act normal, etc. If they see that, they'll ditch me. Do you really want to make me the next Chris? Do you really want to effectively destroy my life and render me a slave to consciousness?
      • Talk to me and this can all go away. --Anaconda 02:41, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Is this third wave for retracting my PVCC application?

  • Sign your posts for fuck's sake. No, we don't care you retracted your application. I doubt any of us were even aware of that. You aren't that important. Besides, retracting your application has no end result, seeing as you weren't ever going to get in anyway. Thelieisacake 02:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)


Do you not get it? You're exactly like Chris - sitting on your arse, making excuses and not working. You may aspire to a better life but Chris does too. There is not one single reason you can't be working at a supermarket collecting trolleys or stocking shelves. You can sit here and tell us "I AM LOOKING FOR WORK!" but that's exactly what Chris does. BTW, for someone who keeps on telling us he's left you seem to return an awful lot. --Delabonte 04:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

  • Every place I've applied to (the kind of positions you refer to) has turned me down. I can't get a job because I've never worked a day in my life. --16BitAlex 11:49, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
That's crap. You're young. Get a haircut, shave that moustache and be polite. Nobody needs experience to stack shelves.--Delabonte 12:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
Re-read that reply. I was TURNED DOWN from the very positions you tell me to get. --16BitAlex 13:05, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
Don't talk to me that way. What application process did you go through? --Delabonte 13:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

The same one everyone does. I put in the application, and they apparently just throw it away. I would rather be 70 and have everything than young and have nothing. --16BitAlex 13:11, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

  • That's not how you get a job. You have to follow up the application. Visit the supermarket and introduce yourself to the manager. Hasn't anyone explained this to you? --Delabonte 13:44, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

How to fix your life

Okay. Here's how it goes. Instead of applying for one or two jobs at once randomly, actively look for places that are looking to hire. Protip: Mcdonalds and other fast food places are almost always hiring. Make a CV, a proper one, even if you have to pay an agency $100 to get them to do it for you. They turn a shitty resume into a fantastic one. Done work for your parents? Put that shit on there. If you have never done any work anywhere ever, consider some volunteer work for six months. You don't have anything better to do, do you? Look for something you can put on your resume. 'Fed soup to homeless people' becomes 'food handling, preparation and customer service experience'. Get two of the volunteer people to be references for you, and do a whole bunch of different things as often as you can so you put as many skills on your resume as possible.

Secondly, you need an attitude adjustment. Harden the fuck up. I, personally, tend to treat the approval of others as quite important, but I'm not a slave to the whims of ransoms. Nobody is perfect except for Beat, but you need to strike a happy medium between self depreciation and confidence. Nobody loves a whiney bitch, nor an arrogant cunt. Don't fall into the trap where you whine about your life for attention and sympathy. It is extremely transparent; as you age, people will tolerate it less and less. Ideally you should seek a balance in all things, a ying and a yang, aiming for the middle then adjusting for personal taste. For instance, I often make fun of myself; I'm from a shitty desert fucking inbred shithole in Australia, I'm mixed race (white plus OzNiggo, look up Aboriginal on ED for more info) and I'm a huge Star Trek geek. But when people make fun of me for any of that shit, I just laugh. Post on /b/ for a while if you need to get a thicker skin. So yeah. I tend to err on the side of self-depreciation, but *you* have to find where *you* are happy.

Get some friends IRL. Surprisingly, this is not hard as long as you aren't a dick. Roleplaying groups, arts and crafts groups, stage players groups, film and book appreciation societies, exercise groups, etc. These kinds of groups are usually pretty tolerant of people, but you have to not be a dick. That is, be polite, tell the occasional joke (avoid crude jokes with strangers), get interested in other people and find out what they like. Don't talk about yourself the whole time. Remember what someone was talking about just before, then bring it up again. 'Yeah, I know. It's like what you said before; some people can't change'. It shows you're listening.

This does tie into 'harden the fuck up', but yeah. Don't get butthurt when you don't get something. I didn't get into PVCC either. Just shrug, take it in stride, be polite. Say, 'Cool, no problem.' and drop it. Getting butthurt over these kind if things makes you look arrogant AND doesn't change anything anyway. If you REALLY want to get in, help out on the CWCki for three months or so then ask again. You have plenty of free time it seems, so do a little transcription, comment on talk pages, compliment people occasionally (especially when they do well or put in a hard effort). Still, prepare for the answer to be no again. Sometimes you try your best and still fail. That's life. Again, compliment occasionally. You'll find people reciprocate these kinds of things, as long as you do it honestly. Beat may be complimented far more frequently however.

Hmm, honesty. Big one here. The only last thing I can suggest will sound strange coming from a troll on a trolling advocacy site, but... conduct yourself with honesty in all your dealings. Admit your weaknesses and try to improve them, but play to your strengths and don't sell yourself short. Be friendly and open minded, but not so open minded your brain falls out. Earn people's respect. Respect people who earn yours. Compliment honestly, make your criticism constructive. I hope you see that's what I'm trying to do here, with you, because I think you can be reasoned with (unlike Chris). If you need an external reference, some compass to guide you, ask 'What would Captain Picard do?'. When you're done beating the shit out of Westley, then do that.

I don't know if you'll read this or follow it if you do; to be frank, I expect you won't. But hey. Sometimes I like to run my mouth (fingers?), and I felt that you needed someone to to give it to you straight. I typed this shit up on a fucking iPhone and I didn't proofread it, so it probably sucks huge cock, but yeah. You can be saved, I believe, but it will take some time. And work. And I expect you to fail. Prove me wrong.

Come see me in six months, tell me what you've accomplished. I want to be impressed. Just like Mulder, I want to believe. Until then... kindly fuck off. We are here to document Chris, no other reason. Not talk about you, not me, not even Clyde Fucking Cash himself. We are not here to bicker amongst ourselves. This place does not revolve around you nor do you matter. None of us matter even slightly. Watch Fight Club a few times for understanding if you are unclear on this very important topic, then come back when you have something to contribute.

Live long and prosper, faggot.

--Ronichu 15:11, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

  • This is truth. --Edward 15:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
  • Send me your resume and cover letters to and I'll help you out. --Delabonte 15:32, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
  • Ronichu's a good man. Do what he says.--Beat 15:33, 1 July 2010 (UTC)


Made me lol --Edward 13:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. Don't delete these again, David Hia.





These need to go up on Asperpedia. Just sayin' --Edward 18:15, 1 July 2010 (UTC)



  • aversion to vegetables
  • rock band addicts
  • sonic fanboys
  • irrational fear of a certain food making them homo


  • Hi Dan, welcome to last week. --Delabonte 06:36, 5 July 2010 (UTC)