User:Malkmusian
Allow me to introduce myself: I'm a wannabe troll of Chris-Chan and despise the ways he has tried to ruin the image of autism, making it seem like a disease in need of eradication rather than a mental disorder that can cripple somebody. I'm the man who is willing to troll him, but is willing to give it up and try to be a white knight, despite the warnings and the evidence that shows that Chris wants his own advice. I can see why, because we both feel as if we are on top of the world, but the world blew up in my face, much like everybody else and their experiences with being narcissistic. I am sorry if I am off-putting to you, but know that despite my different interests and dispositions, I am here just to taint and to help Chris, who finally caught on to the BILLY MAYS trolling device after the real person's fatal heart attack. I can act as a liaison to him in order to find out why he wants to be in the strong disadvantages he prefers to be in when concerning equality, love, and society. I suffer the same problems as him; I just control it a bit better than he does.
Good job to the fictional Miscreants who successfully infiltrated his life and tried to open up his world...and thanks to Bob Chandler, who still wants to punish Chris-chan and make his awareness high. I am disgusted at the low amount of awareness Chris-chan has, as the world knows more than he does. All he knows is his limited world, which is Charlottesville. I know the world; I don't just get it from Seth MacFarlane "cartoons" or movies. I read books. I look it up on the Internet. I know Molvania was invented by a bunch of guys making fun of travel guides for a series of books. So, why is Chris-chan heavily unaware even if he is 27? Why hasn't the bastard gotten himself an apartment, a job, and a girlfriend? Is it because he is off-putting? Well, some of his older pictures when he was in his 20s were, in my opinion, OK, but how he is now is deplorable, so deplorable that I want to drown myself out in "Citizen Kane" and other pieces of media that are good.
I can relate to Chris being a furry because in some ways, I am one, but I am tired of the furry community of exploiting sex appeal so that random furry fanatics can become so sweaty from arousal over one large-breasted Nurse Jackie wannabe anthropomorphic fox. However, I do have some personal taste, but some of it can insult you and insults me at points. One of those selected in personal taste would be Bill Holbrook's furry-centered comic strip, "Kevin and Kell". I like the character design in it and some of the darker elements of the plot, but I despise how Holbrook will sacrifice quality for accessible humor. I don't want to see Aby scratch a sample book of carpet; I want to see some grisly details associated with the 21st century. I just don't like the way Bill's taking the comic strip; it's going to be forgotten in years to come, becoming just another comic strip that won accolades not of greatness but of the type it is. I just hope with already partially-written-off character Catherine Aura and her intents of trying to overthrow the artist himself through a developing storyline not in the comic itself but in side projects that Holbrook is a lot better at (because the world is in those projects, while some fake and happy, if blood-ridden, universe makes "K&K" reek). Maybe then, he can make the comic strip go into directions unseen by the great comic strip artists and go on the same level as them.
I like fanfiction, too, and I also like being hackneyed at points, but most of the time, I have originality and I have taste. I am not afraid to admit my own faults, but I am also not afraid to stand up for myself instead of chickening out to BlueSpike and the past trolls of Chris. I don't brandish medallions on my clothing nor do I decorate game controllers and personal electronics with my ego. I don't call my drawings God; in fact, when compared to even OK comic strip artists like Holbrook and Jantze, my work sucks and reeks with fetishism and other identifications of furry fandom, but I enjoy the critique and can fight very negative views on it. I'm just not cut out for that type of thing.
Don't care about my life; don't even attempt to focus on me (Chris is becoming even juicier with the ScrewAttackEurope interviews) as some new obsession of yours. I give it all up to troll Chris-Chan and to join the PVCC, where I can be merry with Lucas, Mimms, and the spirit of the fictional Clyde Cash (Ryan's not real, man).
Oh, and Chris' musical taste sucks balls. Even if mine conflicts with yours, at least Malkmus has more balls than Kate Bush. At least critics and people like his albums. But Clyde is the greatest musician ever known to man. His music will make Chris fall down and cut down his own Internet.
Oh, and I'm tired of JULAAAAAY and Jimmy Hill. Oh, and BILLY MAYS.