Vanquisher of ED Nonsense
- My primary purpose here at the CWCki is to clean the unnecessary insults and slander from pages. My edits will remove outlandish claims against those featured in the CWCki (namely Chris). I will keep intelligent speculation to provoke future research but I feel the CWCki must be maintained as a relatively scientific and coherent database of all things Christian Weston Chandler. I will do my best to keep TRUE and HONEST content and combat excessive profanities and biases against those featured in the CWCki (...again, namely the big CWC).
Please Keep It CLEAN
In the words of CWC... Bad CWCki etiquette is Not AWWWRIGHT:
No gross, ED, /b/tard-like behaviour! It is so wrong! I mean, we at the CWCki are like family men... even though we aren't married, we have minds like family men. I mean look at wikipedia, it's a family man. You think it does that with his articles? Are you stupid?! What about open source stuff? You think they do that stuff with...even their documentation? Egh.
Notes About Me
This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!
This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is nothing more than a retard.
>mfw I will never be Chris, sitting in his room playing Animal Crossing one cold November morning. Completely ignorant of the litany of horrors and struggles of those out in the real world. Sitting on his bed or chair, warmed by goodwill sweaters, insulated from the cold and the scary world by thick walls of toys and memories from the late 80's through to the early 2000's.
>mfw I realize the mind numbing boredom that Chris's life is... day after day, year after year of the same old room, the same old house, the same old Bob (R.I.P.) and Barb, the same old cats, the lack of challenges. The mediocre stimulation of video games, expansion of Cwcville, and mass-debating being the only things to pass the time.
>mfw I think about how many times Chris has actually changed his bed sheets.
>mfw I catch autism from researching Chris too much on the internet.
>mfw I have listened to and researched Chris so much that I find his voice calming and his Animal Crossing documentary will actually put me to sleep.