User:Yoyoddd
I like to write, and I've written a few stories, and articles on Uncyclopedia. Otherwise I make videos for Youtube. Chris is such an... *ahem* interesting person, isn't he?
Chris Clone
You know what? Chris' life is already an insane drama... all it needs now is to be an insane sci-fi drama.
Step 1: Gain Chris' trust pretending to be a doctor/scientist or something (preferably female).
Step 2: Have said scientist convince Chris' that if he wants a sweetheart he should make one himself through the power of cloning.
Step 3: Get Chris' DNA... or rather, make him think you have it.
Step 4: Have someone else play Chris' lovely female clone, who slowly goes more and more insane after discovering the horrible truth about her creation.
Not that it'll ever happen... but still... it'd be kickass!