User:Elbow-Greased Strongman/Philosophy
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Chris has views on philosophy that are inconsistent and incoherent.
Impossibility of perfection
One of Chris's most consistent and long-held beliefs is that because nothing is able to be completely perfect, having any standards at all is wrong (at least when it comes to standards other people might hold him to).
- His fiscal irresponsibility is no big deal because people sometimes spend small amounts of money on frivolous things.[1]
- Him regularly shitting his pants doesn't matter since "who hasn't in their lifetime pooed their childhood diapers[?]".[2]
(I'm surprised he never tried to justify his incestuous affair with the fact that all humans share a common ancestor, thus making everyone very, very distantly related)
Solipsism
This is readily apparent (humble, sane people tend to not believe that they are deities)
Chris holds beliefs resembling those of a child who never learned that other people have inner lives of their own