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[[Chris]] doesn't understand the value of money. This is well-known, but nowhere is it better illustrated than in the log of his '''[[PlayStation Network]] game downloads'''.
Contrary to his claims of kindness and patience, [[Chris]] often goes on about how much he hates someone, or wants someone to suffer.  In these rants, Chris occasionally crosses the line, and lets slip the fact that he honestly wants someone to die, often as horribly as possible.  These '''death threats''' have become increasingly common in recent months.


Acquired by [[Clyde Cash]] and other trolls, the data show that Chris has spent in the vicinity of $2,500 -- as of the fall of [[2009]] -- on videos, game content, and other purchases through the PSN. His [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|video downloads]] are catalogued elsewhere. This list attempts to catalog the games and game "upgrades" Chris has bought so far.
('''[[Death threats|more...]]''')
 
Many of his spending decisions boggle the mind. He has, for instance, spent around $30 on nothing but furniture and character clothing for ''PlayStation@Home'', Sony's universally-panned ''Second Life'' knockoff. Nearly $20 went towards new characters and ball designs for ''High Velocity Bowling'' (which didn't stop him also buying two more PlayStation bowling games). The bill for his [[LittleBigPlanet]] downloads, of course, hardly bears thinking about.
 
Since his PSN purchases are paid for with a credit card, they are responsible for the lion's share of Chris's deepening debt.
 
('''[[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|more...]]''')


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Revision as of 04:28, 15 November 2009

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Contrary to his claims of kindness and patience, Chris often goes on about how much he hates someone, or wants someone to suffer. In these rants, Chris occasionally crosses the line, and lets slip the fact that he honestly wants someone to die, often as horribly as possible. These death threats have become increasingly common in recent months.

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