It's not that cold

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It's not that cold is a bizarre, non sequitur video Chris uploaded on 9 August 2011. Chris is directly outside of his house, dressed in a red muscle bra and an ill-fitting miniskirt. Chris "digs up" Patti, wears her fur as a coat, and hums the song "Goodbye Horses" while making references to The Silence of the Lambs.

Video

It's not that cold
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Stardate	9 August 2011
Performance Style	Crazy Crazy, Comedy Comedy
Saga	Tomgirl Tomgirl
Shirt	Red Muscle Bra Red Muscle Bra, Safety Parka Safety Parka
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Transcript

Reality was much more horrifying.

[Chris walks into frame and crosses his arms over his chest, and proceeds to shake his head, causing his cheek fat to shake around]

Ooh…brrrr…ooh, sure is cold out here…ooohh. Could really use, uh, somethin' to…k-keep me warm right now...or something.

[Chris begins imitating what appears to be a digging-like motion]

[Chris starts humming, before putting on the Safety Parka and wraps fur around his neck, holding it in place]

There we are! All nice and snuggley warm...and cozy. Thank you Patti! Now we are togedder, forever.

[Continues humming, and shows his ass to the camera, pulling up his skirt]

Would you fuck me, 789chan? I'd fuck me.

[Pats his ass, continues humming and begins to dance around like Buffalo Bill before sauntering over to the camera]

Patt-[Video ends]

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