Talk:Sex toys

To do

• Catalog Chris's sex toys we know he has
• His comments on sex toys with his chats with Panda
• Controversy over his vibrator and him stomping it
• add comments he's made to Julie about his sex toys including how his anal beads were "covered in poo." --Champthom 17:49, 19 February 2009 (CET)

Wishlist

• Flavored lube? A dildo harness? Spicy Dice? Some of these items obviously represent wishful thinking. Like, maybe if he buys them he'll actually find someone to use them with. What about those sex toy making kits....was he going to offer to exchange "clones" with an internet girlfriend or something? Walter 11:44, 7 June 2009 (CEST)

• Yeah, wishful thinking. I'm guessing the theory is that he wants to be stocked up should he ever get lucky. --Champthom 01:58, 9 July 2009 (CEST)

• A totally unrelated sidenote, but I don't think chris ever bought the cleaning kit/fluid/whatever for his sex dolls/toys, or (at least) it's never listed on any of the email invoices, if I remember correctly. Is anybody able to confirm/deny this for me? --Staypuft 01:47, 9 July 2009 (CEST)

• Sex toys usually can be washed with just regular soap and water. They usually throw in some corn starch used to keep its "realistic feel." I think they do sell "cleaning kits" but I'd imagine that's more of a cash grab. Not that I personally know or anything... --Champthom 01:58, 9 July 2009 (CEST)

Fake boobs

Someone on PVCC suggested that these are in fact a sort of novelty pillow and not exactly a sex toy (my guess is that he got them at Spencers as they tend to sell that sort of shit). Do you all think they should still be mentioned in this article? --Champthom 17:56, 19 October 2009 (CEST)

• I'm on the fence as to what exactly they are, but I'd say pillow if pressed; they're probably something like those Japanse boob-handrest mouspads. (Oh Japan, where would we get our wackiness without you?) - Needlepants 05:58, 22 October 2009 (CEST)
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009 I think the boobs appear in the lower left hand corner, covered by black cloth or a bra. -- Anaconda 20:59, 4 November 2009 (CET)
    • The fake boobs are definitely just plush, I saw them at Spencer's and grabbed them to check (yes, I did get strange looks from all around; walking in CWC's shoes?). Technically not a sex toy, but you know he's used them... --Schuzrum Dias 06:59, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
    • Just noticed it's cleared up on the main article, disregard, cocks, etc.

The List

http://www.mediafire.com/?mdymmjmttny from pvcc courtesy Clydec 10:24, 20 October 2009 (CEST)

Vibrator and dildo one and the same?

In Chris's list of known sex toys there are both a vibrator and a dildo. We know the vibrator exists (or at least existed) because there is footage of it in video. The citation for the existence of the dildo, however, is taken from this chatlog. In it Chris claims: "I put a condom on the dildo and actually did put it up my, uh, A-hole".

I don't think that this dildo really exists, but merely that Chris calls his vibrator a dildo. This becomes evident in this chatlog. In it Chris claims: "I pretty much did - already proved my strength when I... ripped that... dildo in half" in reference to the destruction of his vibrator. In the same chatlog Chris claims to have no other phallic sex toy: "I only had that one. And there you go, I ri- there you go, I broke it apart", which may be a lie, but is consistent with my theory.

I would recommend to add a concrete reference for the existence of the dildo (which I may have missed, I'm sorry) or to take the dildo out of the listing if its existence is based only on Chris's chatlogs. --Galford 13:32, 10 January 2012 (PST)

i completely agree. But we should never apply ownership of the dildo, we should say a dildo not 'Chris dildo.