Cryzel Torture

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Cryzel Torture is a chatlog released by Null on July 13, 2018. It shows both the extent of Idea Guy's hold on Chris, and how he has way too much free time.

Highlights include Josh refusing to let Chris incorporate elements from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, despite the majority of his characters being young looking girls from anime, and several instances when Chris left the chat for nearly an hour, yet Idea Guy was there for a response almost immediately when he returned. Also present was Josh's co-conspirator Stephen Boyd, who goes under the screen name "shikiboobzzzz."

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18/04/20 14:53:06 <Christine> Good Morning, y'all. I've just did my warmups. Sadly, my phone seems to be having bad battery troubles; even while plugged in, it lost all of its charge, and I was using an off-brand charging cable, while connected to the USB port on my iHome dock. Now, I have it directly plugged into power with an official Apple charging cable; I'm waiting for it to fully recharge now. Just another Great Way to Start a Day! Ugh!

18/04/20 14:54:04 <shikiboobzzzz> Aww!

18/04/20 14:54:32 <Joshua Wise> I have an even greater one.

18/04/20 14:55:13 <Joshua Wise> We found Pennywise the clown in Cwcville’s sewers today, and it’s been 30 years since it’s last adventure.

18/04/20 17:11:15 <Joshua Wise> I have returned.-Death

18/04/20 19:05:53 <Christine> Hey, Y’all. I took my phone to Batteries Plus first; they replaced the battery and it’s working good again. It was definitely a less expensive option versus the new phone. I definitely can’t give y’all more money until next month. Thank you. Oh! Also, I have something to share with Pitohui. Please, excuse me for a moment.

18/04/20 19:06:21 <Joshua Wise> What?-Death

18/04/20 19:08:05 <Christine> Just a couple of fresh photos from earlier today in my new outfit she told me to go buy.

18/04/20 19:08:14 <Christine> outfit1.png

18/04/20 19:08:20 <Christine> outfit2.png

18/04/20 19:08:44 <Christine> There: green sweater and light grey slacks.

18/04/20 19:08:54 <Joshua Wise> Yo-Pitohui

18/04/20 19:09:11 <Joshua Wise> Don't wear the newspaperboy cap or the medallion in that outfit.

18/04/20 19:09:37 <Joshua Wise> Plus, die your hair blonde and talk endlessly about Cosmopolitans and Italy when you wear that outfit.

18/04/20 19:09:57 <Joshua Wise> Also, get angry whenever someone brings up Watermelons.

18/04/20 19:10:45 <Christine> Anyway, I just wanted to visually confirm for you my outfit acquisition. I am going to the gym now. I will check in again later. Thank you.

18/04/20 19:11:04 <Joshua Wise> How long till they ban you from there too?

18/04/20 19:12:51 <Christine> Hopefully Never Ever. I am going to be on better behavior and acknowledging of their rules and regulations. Bye.

18/04/20 19:13:05 <Joshua Wise> Bullshit.

18/04/20 19:13:11 <Joshua Wise> You said that about the end.

18/04/20 19:13:21 <Joshua Wise> You got kicked and nobody stuck up for you.

18/04/20 19:14:01 <Joshua Wise> I wonder who will throw your ass to the curb here? The patrons lifting weights, Or the Cops?

18/04/20 20:17:32 <Christine> Regardless of your sarcasms, I am realizing the bouncy flaw of the fat breast lies upon my chest; they aware proving to be very distracting while I am moving on the elliptical. I have come to a new and permanent decision: I WILL draw myself flat-chested again from now on, and I WILL go back to the sports bra to keep them pressed in and in place.

18/04/20 20:19:01 <Joshua Wise> That's from years of refusing to exercise properly. You grew fat on your chest that won't go away even if you did lose the weight, and now you're stuck with those globs of nasty for life.

18/04/20 20:19:09 <Joshua Wise> And by the way?

18/04/20 20:19:55 <Joshua Wise> Don't ever tell me your tits are bigger than mine. At least mine are real, where as yours were man tits even before you decided to insult the female gender even further by attempting to become one of us.

18/04/20 20:29:13 <shikiboobzzzz> Cute!

18/04/20 20:54:28 <Stephen Boyd> those are called man boobs chris.

18/04/20 20:54:30 <Stephen Boyd> moobs.

18/04/20 22:40:14 <Joshua Wise> I have returned from killing a bunch of Rosechus at the mall!

18/04/20 22:40:14 <Joshua Wise> Pitohui8.png

18/04/20 22:49:35 <Joshua Wise> They all tried to hold guns to me, but they kept teacupping or wound up with shooter's thumb! Apparently recoil is a new word to them too, since none of them knew trying to fire certain guns one-handed was a bad idea.

18/04/20 22:50:30 <Joshua Wise> Rosechu actually broke her arm trying to fire a Remington 870 one-handed at me.

18/04/20 23:18:45 <Christine> A Fire-Type Sonichu?

18/04/20 23:20:29 <Christine> The only two of the Specials of my people that are Fire types, that I am aware of are Sarachu (a Rosechu) and Wes-Li Sonichu. Is this one really a new discovery for our list of Specials?

18/04/20 23:30:31 <Joshua Wise> Yup

18/04/20 23:30:39 <Joshua Wise> Also Rosechu is dead.

18/04/20 23:30:48 <Stephen Boyd> Wow.

18/04/20 23:30:57 <Stephen Boyd> Look at the smoldering flames.

18/04/20 23:31:09 <Stephen Boyd> I’m gonna go see a movie.

18/04/20 23:31:14 <Stephen Boyd> Later Pito

18/04/20 23:31:22 <Stephen Boyd> And fatass get to exercising.

18/04/20 23:31:25 <Christine> Can we put those flames out?

18/04/20 23:31:29 <Christine> I already did

18/04/20 23:31:29 <Joshua Wise> Nah

18/04/20 23:31:34 <Stephen Boyd> Is she gone? -Jesus

18/04/20 23:31:47 <Joshua Wise> CWCville disbanded the fire department for crack money.

18/04/20 23:32:03 <Stephen Boyd> Why are the Sonichus addicts Christian?

18/04/20 23:32:12 <Stephen Boyd> Answer your lord

18/04/20 23:32:56 <Joshua Wise> Hey Jesus

18/04/20 23:33:27 <Joshua Wise> Chris was telling me earlier how much he wants to be inflated like a balloon via air pump in the ass.

18/04/20 23:33:36 <Christine> I did not

18/04/20 23:33:50 <Christine> Pitohui, Stop taking lies about me.

18/04/20 23:34:29 <Joshua Wise> He also said he wanted to steal more money from *real* disabled people.

18/04/20 23:34:37 <Christine> I Did Not!

18/04/20 23:34:42 <Joshua Wise> Finally

18/04/20 23:34:58 <Christine> Shut Up!

18/04/20 23:35:06 <Joshua Wise> He humbly requested that a cattle prod be stuck up his mom’s cunt.

18/04/20 23:35:41 <Christine> You offensive sick, lying creep, Pitohui!

18/04/20 23:35:53 <Joshua Wise> You said it, not me~

18/04/20 23:36:01 <Christine> I Never did.

18/04/20 23:36:11 <Christine> You are putting words into my mouth.

18/04/20 23:36:17 <Christine> Stop Doing That.

18/04/20 23:36:28 <Joshua Wise> I don’t need to.

18/04/20 23:36:34 <Joshua Wise> You already said it~

18/04/20 23:36:52 <Christine> I Never said Any of those things.

18/04/20 23:37:33 <Christine> Why don’t you go play some NES Duck Hunt, and let that dog laugh at you?

18/04/20 23:37:45 <Christine> *groan*

18/04/20 23:37:50 <Joshua Wise> That’s an insult?

18/04/20 23:38:05 <Joshua Wise> I’m actually great at Duck Hunt.

18/04/20 23:38:27 <Christine> I just want you to Shut Up and stop making up crap against me in front of Jesus Christ.

18/04/20 23:38:33 <Joshua Wise> I don’t have tard reflexes or rolls of fat weighing down my arms.

18/04/20 23:38:54 <Christine> Pitohui, I Loathe You.

18/04/20 23:39:12 <Joshua Wise> Nah man, say a real fucking insult.

18/04/20 23:39:21 <Christine> Okay.

18/04/20 23:39:26 <Joshua Wise> None of this pretentious shit.

18/04/20 23:39:29 <Christine> Pitohui, I Love You.

18/04/20 23:39:42 <Joshua Wise> A real insult you creep.

18/04/20 23:40:20 <Christine> Ugh.

18/04/20 23:40:40 <Christine> Anyway, Jesus, I am really not sure. And until a few months ago, I had not even heard of Wild Sonichu’s meth lab. If I had to guess, I’d say it probably stemmed from my ADD and my other past non-drug addictions.

18/04/20 23:41:05 <Joshua Wise> Don’t change the subject, porky.

18/04/20 23:41:17 <Christine> I was answering Jesus’ question.

18/04/20 23:41:29 <Joshua Wise> Whatever

18/04/20 23:41:38 <Joshua Wise> I see your mom.

18/04/20 23:42:04 <Joshua Wise> *Flicks the selector off Safety*

18/04/20 23:42:14 <Christine> You know I Will run right upstairs.

18/04/20 23:42:22 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead.

18/04/20 23:42:36 <Joshua Wise> 7.62 will just tear through your fat

18/04/20 23:42:46 <Christine> I Need Her Alive.

18/04/20 23:42:51 <Joshua Wise> Okay.

18/04/20 23:42:57 <Christine> Until After I am moved out.

18/04/20 23:43:04 <Joshua Wise> *Shoots Cryzel’s leg instead*

18/04/20 23:43:45 <Christine> And I did take the first step on that by taking with my friends about helping me find the new place to move to.

18/04/20 23:43:52 <Christine> You Fucking Monster!

18/04/20 23:44:02 <Joshua Wise> Ahaahaahaahaaaaa

18/04/20 23:44:19 <Joshua Wise> Good luck running again.

18/04/20 23:44:19 <Christine> Cryzel!

18/04/20 23:44:26 <Christine> Ugh!

18/04/20 23:44:32 <Joshua Wise> She’s fine.

18/04/20 23:44:41 <Joshua Wise> I just blew her kneecap off.

18/04/20 23:44:57 <Christine> You SHOT Her in the leg, you Insatiable C-Word.

18/04/20 23:45:08 <Joshua Wise> C-word? Be a man.

18/04/20 23:45:20 <Joshua Wise> *Blows her other kneecap off*

18/04/20 23:45:38 <Christine> Pitohui, You CUNT!!!

18/04/20 23:45:50 <Joshua Wise> There we go~!

18/04/20 23:45:57 <Joshua Wise> And guess what?

18/04/20 23:46:04 <Joshua Wise> Mine is the real thing~

18/04/20 23:46:35 <Joshua Wise> Yours is just gonna be one in looks, but no womb~

18/04/20 23:47:56 <Christine> YOU FUCKING DAMNED CUNT, PITOHUI! YOU HEAL MY WIFE’S LEGS, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, OR I GO ON COMPLIMENTING YOUR DAMNED BEAUTIFUL BODY AGAIN WITH GREATEST KINDNESS THAT WILL SICKEN YOU TO NO FREAKING ENDS!!!

18/04/20 23:48:17 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead fatty

18/04/20 23:48:38 <Joshua Wise> Unlike you, I have a nice body~

18/04/20 23:50:04 <Joshua Wise> How much soy sauce did you have to guzzle to get the figure of a single obese cat lady?

18/04/20 23:50:20 <Joshua Wise> Besides,

18/04/20 23:50:31 <Joshua Wise> I’m late to pool with LLEN!

18/04/20 23:50:44 <Joshua Wise> Billiards and suffering are fun~

18/04/20 23:51:43 <Christine> Ironically, right now, I can’t help but say “OH, LORD!”

18/04/20 23:51:54 <Joshua Wise> Pitohui_pool.PNG

18/04/20 23:52:14 <Joshua Wise> *Plays pool while Cryzel cries for help*

18/04/20 23:52:30 <Christine> Cryzel!!!

18/04/20 23:52:54 <Joshua Wise> This is a fun way to start a Friday~

18/04/20 23:53:17 <Christine> YOU FUCKING BITCH!

18/04/20 23:53:23 <Christine> PITOHUI!!!

18/04/20 23:53:27 <Joshua Wise> Yes~?

18/04/20 23:54:00 <Joshua Wise> *noms pizza as Cryzel tries to crawl into the room*

18/04/20 23:54:46 <Christine> Jesus?

18/04/20 23:55:29 <Joshua Wise> *flicks pebbles at Cryzel*

18/04/20 23:56:06 <Christine> Jesus, Please Help and Heal my wife!

18/04/20 23:56:20 <Joshua Wise> Jesus, take the wheel!

18/04/20 23:56:40 <Joshua Wise> Hey Christine?

18/04/20 23:56:58 <Joshua Wise> Wanna hear my impression of Roberta?

18/04/20 23:57:16 <Joshua Wise> *DURR I’M DEAD!!*

18/04/20 23:57:57 <Christine> Shut Up, Whore..

18/04/20 23:58:28 <Joshua Wise> And I’m supposed to take this from *Stephanie Bustcakes*?

18/04/20 23:59:17 <Joshua Wise> Besides, I’d say I was pretty spot-on with that impression.

18/04/21 0:00:07 <Christine> The only way you would be Truly Spot-On with that impression is if you went outside and let yourself be hit by an 18- Wheeler, right to the face and breasts.

18/04/21 0:00:25 <Christine> And I may as well add your cooch as well.

18/04/21 0:01:02 <Joshua Wise> That’s a weak insult.

18/04/21 0:01:12 <Joshua Wise> I’m laughing pretty hard!

18/04/21 0:02:41 <Stephen Boyd> Christian you haven't a place in my kingdom with that language pottypants.

18/04/21 0:03:01 <Christine> Yes, my Lord.

18/04/21 0:03:23 <Stephen Boyd> For these transgressions you will APOLOGIZE and give Miss Pitohui whatever she desires.

18/04/21 0:06:04 <Christine> Pitohui, I am sorry for throwing insults left and right at you. And whatever you desire from me, personally and not through the pain and suffering of anyone else at all, I will be more than humble to oblige.

18/04/21 0:06:40 <Joshua Wise> I want you to kick Magi-Chan in the dick

18/04/21 0:06:43 <Joshua Wise> HARD

18/04/21 0:06:57 <Christine> Next time I see him, I will do that.

18/04/21 0:07:21 <Joshua Wise> I want you to name your child “Mistake”

18/04/21 0:07:45 <Christine> I will name one of my children “Mistake”.

18/04/21 0:08:03 <Joshua Wise> Name them all Mistake.

18/04/21 0:08:11 <Christine> That is too much

18/04/21 0:08:16 <Joshua Wise> Just the kids you have with Cryzel

18/04/21 0:08:47 <Christine> Aside from those who are reborn through us?

18/04/21 0:09:13 <Joshua Wise> Yeah

18/04/21 0:09:46 <Christine> Alright, I will name each of all of the other children I have with Cryzel, “Mistake”.

18/04/21 0:10:18 <Christine> Anything else?

18/04/21 0:10:26 <Stephen Boyd> I've got one.

18/04/21 0:10:38 <Stephen Boyd> Punch yourself in the breast until you vomit.

18/04/21 0:11:09 <Joshua Wise> I want every Sonichu to get maced during dinner.

18/04/21 0:11:20 <Christine> Just making sure, is that a request from Jesus, or is that you, Professor?

18/04/21 0:11:35 <Stephen Boyd> It's still Jesus.

18/04/21 0:11:50 <Stephen Boyd> Miss Gwendolyn has gone to see a movie.

18/04/21 0:12:03 <Christine> I will punch myself hard in the breasts after this conversation is done.

18/04/21 0:12:39 <Stephen Boyd> Then give Gwendolyn money.

18/04/21 0:12:42 <Christine> Pitohui, you may mace as many Sonichus as you wish tonight.

18/04/21 0:12:52 <Stephen Boyd> SO SAYETH CHRIST YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR!

18/04/21 0:13:11 <Christine> I can’t give any more money until next month, but that is my plan.

18/04/21 0:13:23 <Stephen Boyd> Double it then!

18/04/21 0:13:46 <Christine> I won’t be able to donate to the Goddesses if I do that.

18/04/21 0:13:57 <Joshua Wise> No no, it has to be a state law.

18/04/21 0:15:02 <Christine> No. That is going too far.

18/04/21 0:15:27 <Joshua Wise> Oh?

18/04/21 0:16:16 <Christine> I have experienced that pepper spray mace for myself, and I can’t have my people constantly having to suffer to it every night.

18/04/21 0:16:25 <Christine> They’re already suffering enough.

18/04/21 0:16:31 <Joshua Wise> Too bad~

18/04/21 0:16:53 <Christine> Ugh.

18/04/21 0:16:56 <Christine> Fine!

18/04/21 0:17:31 <Christine> Until further notice, it will be a state law there in Cwcville to mace every Sonichu at dinner time.

18/04/21 0:17:56 <Joshua Wise> Also every pregnant Rosechu has to be kicked in the stomach or pushed down a flight of stairs.

18/04/21 0:18:18 <Christine> YOU!!!!!

18/04/21 0:18:34 <Joshua Wise> Yes, Soulja boy?

18/04/21 0:20:24 <Christine> I’m going to punch myself in the breasts now; and No kicking or punching any pregnant Rosechu, and NO pushing Anyone down flights of stairs!

18/04/21 0:20:51 <Joshua Wise> *Shoves a Pregnant Cera down a flight of stairs*

18/04/21 0:22:11 <Joshua Wise> Whoops~

18/04/21 0:32:17 <Christine> By the way, does the name “Dio Brando” mean anything to y’all?

18/04/21 0:33:12 <Christine> Or the term, “Stand User”?

18/04/21 0:33:35 <Joshua Wise> Dio Brando?

18/04/21 0:36:56 <Joshua Wise> Why?

18/04/21 0:38:44 <Joshua Wise> He died a long time ago.

18/04/21 0:39:30 <Joshua Wise> Leave that Jojo shit outta this conversation, fatty.

18/04/21 0:39:56 <Joshua Wise> *Kicks Cryzel down the stairs too*

18/04/21 0:45:31 <Stephen Boyd> Why would such a forsaken name be brought up my child?

18/04/21 0:48:16 <Stephen Boyd> Christine answer me o be forsaken youself.

18/04/21 1:23:10 <Joshua Wise> Chris went to go drink butter.

18/04/21 1:23:54 <Christine> I do not drink butter

18/04/21 1:24:14 <Joshua Wise> There he is after his butter coma.

18/04/21 1:25:03 <Joshua Wise> What do you think, Cryzel~?

18/04/21 1:25:10 <Joshua Wise> *she wheezes*

18/04/21 1:25:10 <Christine> Anyway, I do not know that individual; the name was told to me by a a fan, that this Dio was trolling me.

18/04/21 1:25:19 <Christine> Cryzel!

18/04/21 1:25:24 <Joshua Wise> Hold up.

18/04/21 1:25:28 <Joshua Wise> *Dio*

18/04/21 1:25:54 <Joshua Wise> How is Dio trolling you?

18/04/21 1:27:10 <Christine> From what I had heard, something about”Stand Power, “The World”” to screw things up for me.

18/04/21 1:27:39 <Joshua Wise> Odd

18/04/21 1:28:23 <Christine> Yes. That is all I know of that individual.

18/04/21 1:28:40 <Joshua Wise> Who is the fan that told you this?

18/04/21 1:29:41 <Christine> The one who sent me the $650 recently, his name is Jack, from New York, with a few friends; told me they were all on my side. Jack is autistic too.

18/04/21 1:30:35 <Christine> He also mentions that this Dio is the main Troll they found.

18/04/21 1:30:51 <Joshua Wise> I think they’re trolling you.

18/04/21 1:31:08 <Joshua Wise> The only Dio of that name died a looooong time ago.

18/04/21 1:31:19 <Joshua Wise> You are right though.

18/04/21 1:31:52 <Joshua Wise> He *is* autistic if he paid you $650 just to attend an event he could laugh at you from.

18/04/21 1:32:09 <Joshua Wise> $650

18/04/21 1:32:25 <Joshua Wise> That’s almost $1000.

18/04/21 1:32:51 <Joshua Wise> There’s lots of better ways he could have spent that money.

18/04/21 1:32:58 <Joshua Wise> But *trolling*?

18/04/21 1:33:10 <Joshua Wise> Just wow.

18/04/21 1:34:32 <Stephen Boyd> Tell this Jack to wire you two grand to see if "The World" is in motion. -Gwen

18/04/21 1:34:43 <Stephen Boyd> I found Alan Moore on my home terminal.

18/04/21 1:35:05 <Christine> Also, I looked on my Twitter, someone named “Jailhouse Rui” said that I needed my Cutie Mark or Sonichu to be able to stand against the World’s ability, as “A Stand User can only be defeated by another Stand User.”

18/04/21 1:35:18 <Joshua Wise> Isn’t that funny, Cryzel?

18/04/21 1:35:28 <Joshua Wise> *She coughs and wheezes*

18/04/21 1:36:18 <Christine> Cryzel! Please, stay alive. I wish I could help you recover from here.

18/04/21 1:36:34 <Christine> And, I will relay that message to Jack, Professor.

18/04/21 1:40:21 <Joshua Wise> *Spills hot coffee on her*

18/04/21 1:40:26 <Joshua Wise> Whoops~!

18/04/21 1:40:38 <Christine> YOU BITCH!!!

18/04/21 1:40:49 <Christine> STOP ABUSING CRYZEL!!!

18/04/21 1:41:17 <Christine> YOU’RE ONLY MAKING ME MORE UPSET WITH YOU!

18/04/21 1:41:24 <Joshua Wise> Ha

18/04/21 1:41:30 <Joshua Wise> That’s funny.

18/04/21 1:41:40 <Joshua Wise> Isn’t that funny, Cryzel?

18/04/21 1:41:54 <Joshua Wise> *she gags*

18/04/21 1:41:57 <Christine> Let Her Go!

18/04/21 1:42:44 <Christine> I punched myself in the breasts for her, and by Jesus’ request.

18/04/21 1:42:58 <Joshua Wise> Your species man, don’t they know it’s rude to text at the dinner table?

18/04/21 1:43:47 <Joshua Wise> *stabs Cryzel in the shoulder with a fondue fork and snatched her phone*

18/04/21 1:44:01 <Christine> STOP IT PITOHUI!!!

18/04/21 1:44:10 <Christine> STOP TORTURING HER!

18/04/21 1:44:15 <Joshua Wise> Ah, a text meant for Magi-Chan!

18/04/21 1:44:34 <Joshua Wise> *With Pitohui*

18/04/21 1:44:44 <Joshua Wise> Oh, you’ll love this next part.

18/04/21 1:44:52 <Joshua Wise> *HELP!!*

18/04/21 1:45:15 <Christine> Shit!

18/04/21 1:45:27 <Joshua Wise> You don’t text for help, you cry for help.

18/04/21 1:45:43 <Joshua Wise> *yanks her from the table and walks her to the balcony*

18/04/21 1:45:58 <Christine> STOP THIS PITOHUI!!!

18/04/21 1:46:00 <Joshua Wise> Wanna call for help, you do it right.

18/04/21 1:46:06 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead.

18/04/21 1:46:20 <Joshua Wise> *She whimpers for help*

18/04/21 1:46:23 <Christine> LEAVE CRYZEL AONE!

18/04/21 1:46:29 <Christine> CRYZEL!

18/04/21 1:46:44 <Joshua Wise> From you diaphragm, dear!

18/04/21 1:46:58 <Joshua Wise> *whimpers help a little louder*

18/04/21 1:47:04 <Joshua Wise> Like this;

18/04/21 1:47:14 <Joshua Wise> HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!

18/04/21 1:47:31 <Joshua Wise> *she screams for help until Pitohui stops her*

18/04/21 1:47:38 <Joshua Wise> Hear that?

18/04/21 1:48:13 <Christine> I heard. Now, Stop Torturing Cryzel!!!

18/04/21 1:48:46 <Joshua Wise> Nobody is coming~

18/04/21 1:48:51 <Joshua Wise> Heehee

18/04/21 1:49:02 <Joshua Wise> *slams her back into the table*

18/04/21 1:49:55 <Joshua Wise> *yanks the fork from her back*

18/04/21 1:51:04 <Joshua Wise> You were saying, Chris?

18/04/21 1:51:34 <Joshua Wise> Chris?

18/04/21 1:52:01 <Christine> I’m right here, Bitch.

18/04/21 1:52:09 <Joshua Wise> Good~

18/04/21 1:52:57 <Joshua Wise> *Gives Cryzel a gun*

18/04/21 1:53:03 <Joshua Wise> Go ahead~

18/04/21 1:53:12 <Christine> NO!

18/04/21 1:53:14 <Joshua Wise> You wanna shoot me, right?

18/04/21 1:53:23 <Christine> DON’T FIRE THAT GUN, CRYZEL!!!

18/04/21 1:53:25 <Joshua Wise> I’m giving you the shot.

18/04/21 1:53:31 <Joshua Wise> Go on~

18/04/21 1:53:41 <Christine> IT WILL RECOIL ON YOU!

18/04/21 1:53:46 <Christine> DO NOT FIRE!

18/04/21 1:53:57 <Joshua Wise> You don’t even know what recoil is.

18/04/21 1:54:29 <Christine> DO NOT SHOOT, CRYZEL!

18/04/21 1:55:03 <Christine> Pitohui is trying to trick you in hurting yourself with a faulty gun.

18/04/21 1:55:09 <Joshua Wise> Faulty?

18/04/21 1:55:22 <Christine> Taking examples from the Rosechus who had guns earlier today.

18/04/21 1:55:26 <Joshua Wise> Bitch, do you even understand what recoil is?

18/04/21 1:55:40 <Christine> DO NOT SHOOT THAT GUN, CRYZEL!

18/04/21 1:55:42 <Joshua Wise> Recoil is the force you feel from firing a gun.

18/04/21 1:56:26 <Joshua Wise> *she takes the gun*

18/04/21 1:56:31 <Joshua Wise> Excellent~

18/04/21 1:56:37 <Joshua Wise> Now~

18/04/21 1:56:44 <Joshua Wise> Squeeze the trigger~

18/04/21 1:56:53 <Christine> Cryzel, Don’t Do It!

18/04/21 1:56:55 <Joshua Wise> I’ll make it easier~

18/04/21 1:57:09 <Joshua Wise> *places my forehead against the barrel*

18/04/21 1:57:18 <Joshua Wise> Do it~

18/04/21 1:57:41 <Joshua Wise> *She squeezes the trigger in anger, but the gun clicks empty*

18/04/21 1:57:58 <Christine> I TOLD YOU, CRYZEL!

18/04/21 1:58:03 <Joshua Wise> Ahahahaaa

18/04/21 1:58:10 <Joshua Wise> It wasn’t loaded!

18/04/21 1:59:05 <Christine> She was Toying with You! I Tried to tell you!

18/04/21 1:59:22 <Joshua Wise> Bitch, you told her recoil meant a faulty gun.

18/04/21 1:59:36 <Christine> No, I did not say that.

18/04/21 1:59:41 <Joshua Wise> You did.

18/04/21 2:00:01 <Joshua Wise> *”Taking examples from the Rosechus who had guns earlier today.”*

18/04/21 2:00:18 <Christine> I was right that the gun was faulty, because it was not loaded. And I Knew recoil was the force from firing the gun.

18/04/21 2:00:20 <Joshua Wise> They hurt themselves from not understanding how recoil works.

18/04/21 2:00:29 <Christine> Exactly.

18/04/21 2:00:29 <Joshua Wise> Chris

18/04/21 2:00:42 <Joshua Wise> Faulty and not loaded are not the same thing....

18/04/21 2:01:08 <Joshua Wise> That’s not faulty

18/04/21 2:01:22 <Joshua Wise> Maybe you just don’t know the definition of faulty?

18/04/21 2:01:36 <Christine> I Know what faulty means.

18/04/21 2:01:46 <Joshua Wise> No you don’t.

18/04/21 2:02:43 <Christine> It means that the item in question is not up to spec with the typical design of the norm of the same item, and therefore making the item not only useless and not-functional, but also potentially hazardous and dangerous to the user.

18/04/21 2:04:27 <Christine> And the fact that the gun had nothing to fire in it, meant that it’s primary function was non-functional. Therefore: it was a faulty weapon.

18/04/21 2:04:33 <Joshua Wise> Good job googling

18/04/21 2:04:53 <Christine> Googled with my mind. Not my phone.

18/04/21 2:05:02 <Joshua Wise> exceptional individual

18/04/21 2:05:30 <Christine> Says the one who recognizes another.

18/04/21 2:05:59 <Joshua Wise> How long did you take to get your degree again?

18/04/21 2:06:11 <Christine> Five years.

18/04/21 2:06:21 <Joshua Wise> For that degree?

18/04/21 2:06:37 <Christine> It would have been sooner if I had not been banned from PVCC that one year.

18/04/21 2:06:49 <Joshua Wise> Excuses excuses

18/04/21 2:07:30 <Christine> I wish I had never hit on Vert at all that day with the meeting with Mary Lee Walsh, in ANY Timeline.

18/04/21 2:08:34 <Joshua Wise> And you call *me* an exceptional individual.

18/04/21 2:09:16 <Christine> If the insulter knows the word to call another who is one.

18/04/21 2:10:05 <Joshua Wise> Oh nice comeback. Your mommy give it to you on paper?

18/04/21 2:10:38 <Christine> No, it came to me by email into the computer in my brain.

18/04/21 2:12:32 <Joshua Wise> I had to take a moment to regain myself after laughing.

18/04/21 2:12:51 <Christine> I’m so glad I could entertain you

18/04/21 2:12:59 <Joshua Wise> What drugs are you on, tubby?

18/04/21 2:13:13 <Christine> I have not taken any drugs tonight.

18/04/21 2:13:23 <Joshua Wise> Oh sorry

18/04/21 2:13:27 <Christine> If anyone’s on something, it might be you.

18/04/21 2:13:29 <Joshua Wise> *”Meds”*

18/04/21 2:13:43 <Christine> You’re High on your Swedish Butter.

18/04/21 2:13:52 <Joshua Wise> Oh yes, you’re right. I am on something.

18/04/21 2:14:02 <Joshua Wise> My boot on Cryzel’s head~

18/04/21 2:14:25 <Christine> Get your foot off her Right Now!

18/04/21 2:14:34 <Joshua Wise> *Presses down hard*

18/04/21 2:14:39 <Joshua Wise> Nope~

18/04/21 2:15:23 <Christine> You know, perhaps My head alone should be more appropriate for your boot; it’s so thick-headed.

18/04/21 2:15:57 <Christine> I’m as thick as a football helmet.

18/04/21 2:16:24 <Joshua Wise> Heehee

18/04/21 2:16:26 <Christine> One that Nick Saban personally approved.

18/04/21 2:17:00 <Joshua Wise> Oh~?

18/04/21 2:17:09 <Christine> Yup

18/04/21 2:17:41 <Christine> He liked it so much, he had me cloned, so helmets could be made from my thick head.

18/04/21 2:18:42 <Christine> Oh, and my penis makes a great kicking tee; it’s bent right to keep the ball propped up.

18/04/21 2:19:31 <Christine> Where my dick ought to be all along, with the balls.

18/04/21 2:19:37 <Joshua Wise> *presses harder*

18/04/21 2:20:30 <Christine> Cryzel’s Head is not worthy of the strength of your boot.

18/04/21 2:20:51 <Christine> You should find a head more worthy of your boot.

18/04/21 2:21:05 <Christine> Maybe your own.

18/04/21 2:22:02 <Christine> What will it take for you to stop torturing Cryzel?

18/04/21 2:23:42 <Joshua Wise> Beg

18/04/21 2:23:55 <Joshua Wise> Get on your knees in a video and beg

18/04/21 2:24:06 <Joshua Wise> You may google drive for now.

18/04/21 2:24:51 <Christine> That is actually fair

18/04/21 2:25:03 <Joshua Wise> *presses into Cryzel’s shattered legs*

18/04/21 2:25:24 <Christine> I am on my knees right now. Please stop, and hold on while I record.

18/04/21 2:25:44 <Joshua Wise> You’ve got thirty seconds, fatbody.

18/04/21 2:27:36 <Christine> Recorded

18/04/21 2:27:40 <Christine> It’s uploading

18/04/21 2:28:18 <Christine> Also, I have new information on “The World” thing Jack mentioned, from Jack.

18/04/21 2:28:55 <Christine> He said, ““The World” is basically this elaborate plot to troll you at BronyCon. It didn’t happen at MAGfest, fortunately. That was only because nobody knew you would show up.”

18/04/21 2:29:57 <Christine> He is part of a group who wishes to keep me safe at the BronyCon, at least, and I quote him, “The Stardust Crusaders are an elite task force assembled solely for the benefit of ensuring that Christine Weston Chandler, ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu and Rosechu has a safe con visit.”

18/04/21 2:30:52 <Christine> Anyway, the video is uploaded and processing.

18/04/21 2:30:56 <Christine> https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7736-webm.494908/

18/04/21 2:32:20 <Christine> And I would surmise that the Troll leading this “World” plan is this “Dio Brando” he mentioned earlier.

18/04/21 2:33:04 <Joshua Wise> Not pleased with your video.

18/04/21 2:33:18 <Joshua Wise> *whips Cryzel*

18/04/21 2:33:35 <Christine> Leave Cryzel Alone!

18/04/21 2:34:02 <Christine> I gave you information about a bunch of trolls who will be Trolling at BronyCon this year.

18/04/21 2:34:15 <Joshua Wise> Heehee

18/04/21 2:34:37 <Joshua Wise> But the video was all I asked, and you didn’t deliver~

18/04/21 2:34:48 <Christine> I Did Deliver.

18/04/21 2:34:54 <Christine> I Begged You

18/04/21 2:35:18 <Joshua Wise> None of your tard “I will mom” tone.

18/04/21 2:35:49 <Christine> Okay, you lost me. “I will mom”? What’s that mean?

18/04/21 2:36:30 <Joshua Wise> You always sound monotone and annoyed when someone ask you to do something.

18/04/21 2:37:33 <Joshua Wise> I want you to *beg* like the old bitch you are~

18/04/21 2:37:40 <Joshua Wise> Cry and shout.

18/04/21 2:37:51 <Christine> Hold on

18/04/21 2:38:14 <Joshua Wise> I don’t have all night, fatass.

18/04/21 2:39:49 <Christine> Uploading new video

18/04/21 2:40:22 <Christine> I don’t have all night either, and I should have been in bed 40 minutes ago.

18/04/21 2:40:41 <Christine> https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7737-webm.494909/

18/04/21 2:42:17 <Joshua Wise> Too bad

18/04/21 2:42:21 <Joshua Wise> It’s Friday

18/04/21 2:43:18 <Christine> I was not monotoned in this video.

18/04/21 2:45:38 <Joshua Wise> I’ll be the judge of that

18/04/21 2:45:48 <Joshua Wise> Stay up with me and Cryzel

18/04/21 2:46:04 <Christine> Yes

18/04/21 2:47:20 <Joshua Wise> You kept saying my name wrong, you moron.

18/04/21 2:47:39 <Joshua Wise> Do it again

18/04/21 2:48:09 <Christine> How is your name pronounced?

18/04/21 2:48:49 <Joshua Wise> I’ll sound it out for you since your tard Southern dialect will likely butcher it again.

18/04/21 2:49:04 <Christine> Okay

18/04/21 2:49:15 <Joshua Wise> P-Toe-Hwee

18/04/21 2:49:40 <Christine> Alright. I need a moment; I have to pee, then I will record again.

18/04/21 2:49:49 <Joshua Wise> No

18/04/21 2:50:02 <Joshua Wise> Pee there and record yourself begging.

18/04/21 2:50:12 <Christine> Fine.

18/04/21 2:52:43 <Christine> Uploading

18/04/21 2:53:27 <Joshua Wise> I'll be waiting.

18/04/21 2:53:42 <Joshua Wise> You won't get to rest until you say it right after all~

18/04/21 2:54:13 <Christine> https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7738-webm.494911/

18/04/21 2:56:04 <Joshua Wise> Just waiting for it to process entirely.

18/04/21 2:56:49 <Christine> I’m staying up and doing all this for you, Cryzel.

18/04/21 2:56:59 <Joshua Wise> You hear that, Cryzel?

18/04/21 2:57:13 <Joshua Wise> *Digs my heel into her leg*

18/04/21 2:57:49 <Joshua Wise> *She wheezes*

18/04/21 2:58:03 <Christine> I would never stay up late for the bitch who is torturing you and I right now. Although, I realize you are hurting worse than I am feeling.

18/04/21 2:58:31 <Christine> I am really sorry this is happening to you, honey.

18/04/21 2:58:42 <Joshua Wise> Daww

18/04/21 2:58:45 <Joshua Wise> You hear that?

18/04/21 2:59:02 <Joshua Wise> He obviously has a boner for me if he's willing to give me a name and not you~

18/04/21 2:59:18 <Christine> NO

18/04/21 2:59:24 <Christine> Cryzel is my Honey

18/04/21 2:59:29 <Joshua Wise> Ya sure?

18/04/21 2:59:29 <Christine> Not You, Pitohui

18/04/21 2:59:40 <Joshua Wise> Look at what he typed~*Shows Cryzel the phone*

18/04/21 3:00:07 <Christine> Cryzel knows I call her my Honey, and Love.

18/04/21 3:00:29 <Joshua Wise> *She cries*

18/04/21 3:00:36 <Joshua Wise> Awwwww

18/04/21 3:00:41 <Joshua Wise> That's unfortunate~

18/04/21 3:01:03 <Christine> DAMN MY MISWORDING!

18/04/21 3:01:25 <Joshua Wise> You said my name wrong *AGAIN*

18/04/21 3:01:45 <Christine> P-Toe-Hwee

18/04/21 3:01:49 <Joshua Wise> Yeah

18/04/21 3:01:57 <Joshua Wise> you said P'tohui.

18/04/21 3:02:03 <Joshua Wise> Not Pitohui.

18/04/21 3:02:23 <Christine> I’m getting on my knees again.

18/04/21 3:03:07 <Joshua Wise> I guess an inbred tard like you will still say it wrong.

18/04/21 3:04:31 <Christine> Uploading

18/04/21 3:05:29 <Joshua Wise> You keep forgetting I have *two* Is in my name.

18/04/21 3:05:47 <Christine> https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7741-webm.494915/

18/04/21 3:06:09 <Christine> That “Toe” is pronounced “Two”?

18/04/21 3:06:20 <Joshua Wise> o

18/04/21 3:06:22 <Joshua Wise> No

18/04/21 3:06:37 <Joshua Wise> How sad, Cryzel.

18/04/21 3:06:48 <Joshua Wise> Your hubby can't even say names right~

18/04/21 3:06:55 <Christine> You said, “You keep forgetting I have *two* Is in my name.”

18/04/21 3:06:56 <Joshua Wise> *digs into her wound*

18/04/21 3:07:03 <Joshua Wise> Is

18/04/21 3:07:08 <Joshua Wise> The letter I

18/04/21 3:07:20 <Christine> Pitohui

18/04/21 3:07:41 <Joshua Wise> Yeah but tard mouth Chrissy here keeps saying P'tohui.

18/04/21 3:07:57 <Joshua Wise> Like my name is that hard.

18/04/21 3:08:28 <Christine> Pronounced like the letter “P”, then “toe”, then “hwee”.

18/04/21 3:09:18 <Joshua Wise> Yes, what is so hard about that?

18/04/21 3:09:21 <Christine> To accentuate the first “I” would make the first syllable sound like “Pi”.

18/04/21 3:09:33 <Joshua Wise> Jesus...

18/04/21 3:09:37 <Joshua Wise> PEE

18/04/21 3:09:38 <Christine> And I did pronounce it like “P”

18/04/21 3:09:39 <Joshua Wise> PEE

18/04/21 3:09:54 <Christine> Right, “PEE” is the first syllable

18/04/21 3:10:02 <Joshua Wise> Say PEE like the fucking alphabet.

18/04/21 3:10:09 <Christine> P

18/04/21 3:10:16 <Joshua Wise> Oh my fucking....

18/04/21 3:10:24 <Joshua Wise> *Stomps on Cryzel's wound*

18/04/21 3:10:44 <Christine> How did the video turn out?

18/04/21 3:10:45 <Joshua Wise> Understand now?

18/04/21 3:10:49 <Christine> Yes

18/04/21 3:11:37 <Joshua Wise> Even now you *still* butcher my name.

18/04/21 3:11:55 <Christine> What did I get wrong this time?

18/04/21 3:12:17 <Joshua Wise> You still mispronounced the *Pito* part.

18/04/21 3:12:49 <Joshua Wise> Fuck it

18/04/21 3:12:52 <Joshua Wise> No more.

18/04/21 3:13:02 <Joshua Wise> *Stomps on Cryzel's tail*

18/04/21 3:14:00 <Joshua Wise> I want another video from you now.

18/04/21 3:14:34 <Christine> What do you want now?

18/04/21 3:14:52 <Joshua Wise> I want you to scream Allstar.

18/04/21 3:14:58 <Joshua Wise> on camera.

18/04/21 3:15:18 <Christine> Just the one word?

18/04/21 3:15:28 <Joshua Wise> The song, you idiot.

18/04/21 3:15:55 <Christine> I need to locate the lyrics. Hold on.

18/04/21 3:16:15 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZYgIrqELFw

18/04/21 3:16:16 <Joshua Wise> Here

18/04/21 3:16:29 <Christine> Give me a few minutes.

18/04/21 3:17:10 <Joshua Wise> and I want you to dance like you're constipated and angry.

18/04/21 3:17:57 <Christine> Well, I’m definitely Angry, but not as angry as Kratos on any day of the week.

18/04/21 3:20:48 <Joshua Wise> Dance like an angry constipated indian.

18/04/21 3:24:23 <Christine> Uploading, and I danced like I was constipated.

18/04/21 3:24:48 <Christine> And my throat feels soar.

18/04/21 3:25:12 <Joshua Wise> Let's see~

18/04/21 3:27:04 <Christine> The only positive I will give you now is that you’ve made me burn a thousand calories tonight

18/04/21 3:27:43 <Christine> https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_7739-webm.494914/

18/04/21 3:27:43 <Joshua Wise> Post the link

18/04/21 3:27:45 <Joshua Wise> good

18/04/21 3:29:30 <Joshua Wise> waiting for it to finish processing.

18/04/21 3:29:56 <Christine> If I can afford to get one, I’m getting an Aria Smart Scale, so my weight loss progress can be tracked digitally as well.

18/04/21 3:32:28 <Joshua Wise> Jesus, did you actually *Listen* to the song?

18/04/21 3:32:39 <Christine> I Did, many times.

18/04/21 3:32:47 <Joshua Wise> Meh

18/04/21 3:32:49 <Joshua Wise> passable.

18/04/21 3:32:52 <Christine> Okay

18/04/21 3:33:00 <Joshua Wise> Stay for the fun~!

18/04/21 3:33:08 <Joshua Wise> we're just letting loose~!

18/04/21 3:33:19 <Joshua Wise> *Cryzel falls back onto the floor*

18/04/21 3:33:24 <Christine> Cryzel!

18/04/21 3:33:30 <Joshua Wise> Oh shit, she's seizing out.

18/04/21 3:33:43 <Joshua Wise> I know what to do, don't worry!

18/04/21 3:34:45 <Joshua Wise> Don't worry Chris, I know how to help.

18/04/21 3:35:04 <Joshua Wise> Pitohui_pool.PNG

18/04/21 3:35:45 <Christine> That picture does not make me feel any better.

18/04/21 3:36:06 <Joshua Wise> *Plays pool with LLEN while Cryzel has a seizure on the floor*

18/04/21 3:36:28 <Christine> You did this to my Honey, you Bitch; you tortured and stressed Cryzel out Beyond Her Limits!!!

18/04/21 3:36:43 <Joshua Wise> P-Pito...this isn't right.-LLEN

18/04/21 3:36:56 <Joshua Wise> You're right LLEN...this isn't.-Pitohui

18/04/21 3:37:04 <Joshua Wise> I know what I really need to do...

18/04/21 3:37:44 <Joshua Wise> I'm sorry Chris, I know what I really have to do.

18/04/21 3:37:59 <Joshua Wise> *Turns on the radio and cranks it up as we resume playing*

18/04/21 3:38:02 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQZmacYXRBY

18/04/21 3:38:09 <Christine> You Bitch!

18/04/21 3:38:41 <Joshua Wise> Pitohui_yawn.PNG

18/04/21 3:38:48 <Christine> You Fucked Up, Sociopathic, Crazy, Sick and Murderous CUNT!!!!

18/04/21 3:38:51 <Joshua Wise> No no...you're right

18/04/21 3:38:58 <Joshua Wise> I'm sorry, this seriously is wrong.

18/04/21 3:39:02 <Joshua Wise> I'll fix it now.

18/04/21 3:39:14 <Joshua Wise> *Changes the song*

18/04/21 3:39:16 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udUCjJphE-0

18/04/21 3:39:28 <Christine> NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!

18/04/21 3:39:36 <Christine> HELP MY WIFE!!!

18/04/21 3:39:40 <Joshua Wise> Okay okay

18/04/21 3:39:51 <Joshua Wise> She not a Tony Hawk fan?

18/04/21 3:40:08 <Joshua Wise> C'mon, this is classic Pro skater music.

18/04/21 3:40:09 <Christine> GET CRYZEL TO A GOOD HOSPITAL INMEDIATELY!!!!!!

18/04/21 3:40:15 <Joshua Wise> Okay okay.

18/04/21 3:40:30 <Joshua Wise> *Drags her behind me into the car with LLEN.*

18/04/21 3:41:36 <Christine> AND MAKE SURE SHE IS CHECKED IN, AND IS IN A ROOM WITH A DOCTOR CALMING CRYZEL DOWN AND HEALING HER WITH MEDICAL TREATMENTS; NOT SEX OR VIOLENCE!!!!

18/04/21 3:42:53 <Joshua Wise> *The engine finally turns on as the radio turns on*

18/04/21 3:43:02 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY1BtpkNrtQ

18/04/21 3:44:38 <Stephen Boyd> Christian it's Jesus... -Jesus

18/04/21 3:44:50 <Stephen Boyd> I'm disappointed in your language.

18/04/21 3:45:09 <Stephen Boyd> For that you have forsaken me and I'm not sure I want you to return to my flock this time.

18/04/21 3:45:25 <Joshua Wise> Oh hey Jesus.

18/04/21 3:45:32 <Joshua Wise> I'm taking Cryzel to the hospital.

18/04/21 3:45:36 <Joshua Wise> Wanna come with me?

18/04/21 3:45:43 <Christine> Pitohui has tortured Cryzel by shooting her in both knees, and putting a boot to her injuries and her head and tail.

18/04/21 3:45:59 <Stephen Boyd> I've got to go before Miss Gwendolyn discovers I used her items again.

18/04/21 3:46:22 <Joshua Wise> Gwen, come with us. We're going on a girls' night~!

18/04/21 3:46:27 <Stephen Boyd> Christian I told you as long as it's not YOURSELF being harmed karma will fix this.

18/04/21 3:46:45 <Joshua Wise> *Turns up Aaron Lewis*

18/04/21 3:46:48 <Christine> Huh? Karma?

18/04/21 3:46:49 <Stephen Boyd> Still Jesus. Miss Gwendolyn is asleep.

18/04/21 3:46:58 <Stephen Boyd> Oh my dad Christian...

18/04/21 3:47:05 <Stephen Boyd> TURN THE OTHER CHEEK

18/04/21 3:47:07 <Joshua Wise> Oh well.

18/04/21 3:47:23 <Stephen Boyd> Now I'm leaving until I cna sneak on next. Good Night.

18/04/21 3:48:12 <Joshua Wise> *Drives off hard as the radio blares*

18/04/21 3:50:06 <Christine> He actually told me to “Turn the other cheek”, and in that sense, turn a blind eye to the events.

18/04/21 3:50:36 <Joshua Wise> *turns up the volume*

18/04/21 3:50:39 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9RMdcFQAw

18/04/21 3:50:54 <Joshua Wise> *Takes a sharp turn as Cryzel bumps around in the back*

18/04/21 3:52:44 <Joshua Wise> *Pulls up into the drive-thru of Hardees*

18/04/21 3:54:18 <Joshua Wise> Mmmm, not Carl's Jr. but it's still the same.

18/04/21 3:55:58 <Joshua Wise> Yo Chris, what do you think of Hardees?

18/04/21 3:56:31 <Joshua Wise> You certainly are a connoisseur of fast food.

18/04/21 3:58:13 <Christine> Hardees is whatever to me.

18/04/21 3:58:20 <Christine> I’m Very Sorry this is all happening to you, Cryzel, my Honey and my Love. It really hurts me to hear you’re going through so much pain and torture. I am even more sorry that I had not listened more attentively. I Promise, Cryzel Chandler Rosechu, I will do better to listen and be receptive to and for you. And our first movie night together after you return, “Silent Hill”, like you wanted. I must look the other way for now of Pitohui and her misconduct. Please, forgive me in doing that, Honey. I am always thinking and worrying about you. Also, along with you, I, too, worry about our Hubby, Magi-Chan. Please, respond and talk with me as soon as you recover, or after you’ve had enough time away from me; as you feel and like. Be Safe and Well, Cryzel, my Honey and Love.

18/04/21 3:58:35 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

18/04/21 3:58:40 <Joshua Wise> *Turns the radio up*

18/04/21 3:59:00 <Joshua Wise> Good thing I already ordered while I waited for a response.

18/04/21 4:00:06 <Joshua Wise> Pito...I don't like this music. Can we play something else?-LLEN

18/04/21 4:00:37 <Joshua Wise> Oh okay.-Pitohui

18/04/21 4:00:42 <Joshua Wise> *Changes the station*

18/04/21 4:00:45 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY

18/04/21 4:00:54 <Joshua Wise> Okay Chris, I got our food.

18/04/21 4:01:00 <Joshua Wise> We'll go to the hospital.

18/04/21 4:01:05 <Joshua Wise> Well, after we stop and eat~

18/04/21 4:01:30 <Joshua Wise> *Cryzel starts having another seizure*

18/04/21 4:03:32 <Joshua Wise> Chris?

18/04/21 4:03:46 <Joshua Wise> <@!429821319643660290>

18/04/21 4:04:22 <Christine> Alright

18/04/21 4:04:39 <Joshua Wise> *We both eat as Cryzel gags violently*

18/04/21 4:05:17 <Joshua Wise> Mmmmmmm

18/04/21 4:05:22 <Joshua Wise> Good stuff.

18/04/21 4:05:35 <Joshua Wise> Normally don't eat burgers as often, but it's nice to treat yourself.

18/04/21 4:06:21 <Joshua Wise> *Cryzel vomits in the back*

18/04/21 4:07:18 <Joshua Wise> Hey Cryzel, sounds like your hubby stopped nagging us to take you to the hospital.

18/04/21 4:07:43 <Christine> TAKE CRYZEL TO THE HOSPITAL.

18/04/21 4:07:53 <Joshua Wise> Oh well okay.

18/04/21 4:08:08 <Joshua Wise> *Drives off towards the hospital*

18/04/21 4:08:16 <Joshua Wise> Which do you recomend?

18/04/21 4:09:37 <Christine> The BEST Hospital in the city, with all of the BEST AND GOOD medical tech around. And NOT a Pokémon Center.

18/04/21 4:09:44 <Joshua Wise> Which is?

18/04/21 4:10:17 <Joshua Wise> I dunno this area that well.

18/04/21 4:10:25 <Joshua Wise> Japanese citizen, remember?

18/04/21 4:10:30 <Christine> I’m going with where Doctor Sylvestrichu is, given if he is alive and with all of his memories restored.

18/04/21 4:10:48 <Joshua Wise> Oh he's been barred.

18/04/21 4:11:05 <Joshua Wise> He gave a man breast implants instead of curing him.

18/04/21 4:11:13 <Joshua Wise> Wait, I see a hospital now.

18/04/21 4:11:13 <Christine> Shit

18/04/21 4:11:29 <Christine> Okay

18/04/21 4:12:14 <Joshua Wise> Okay, the doctors are all speaking to me now.

18/04/21 4:12:36 <Joshua Wise> The gurney they dropped her onto was pretty bloody too, but they're looking her over.

18/04/21 4:13:20 <Joshua Wise> You there, <@!429821319643660290> ?

18/04/21 4:13:25 <Christine> Yes

18/04/21 4:13:42 <Joshua Wise> Okay, the doctor told me something about Cryzel.

18/04/21 4:13:52 <Christine> What?

18/04/21 4:13:59 <Joshua Wise> I dunno, I don't speak Spanish.

18/04/21 4:14:31 <Joshua Wise> Boy does this place smell.

18/04/21 4:14:45 <Joshua Wise> Look at the rooms!

18/04/21 4:14:45 <Joshua Wise> Venezuela_hospital.jpg

18/04/21 4:14:57 <Joshua Wise> Hey wait....that ain't the US flag.

18/04/21 4:15:02 <Joshua Wise> Oh shit, I see now!

18/04/21 4:15:07 <Joshua Wise> We're not in Virginia!

18/04/21 4:15:13 <Joshua Wise> We're in *Venezuela!*

18/04/21 4:15:35 <Joshua Wise> Jesus, the healthcare here is a fucking joke~! XD

18/04/21 4:15:47 <Christine> You know what?

18/04/21 4:15:54 <Christine> Get Cryzel out of there

18/04/21 4:16:04 <Joshua Wise> Nah man, I took her to the hospital.

18/04/21 4:16:15 <Joshua Wise> My job is D-O-N-E.

18/04/21 4:16:38 <Christine> Fine. I’m done talking for now. I’m letting Karma do its thing now.

18/04/21 4:16:45 <Joshua Wise> Holy shit

18/04/21 4:16:54 <Joshua Wise> I just got me $50,000!

18/04/21 4:17:13 <Joshua Wise> It's pocket change to me, but still nice~

18/04/21 4:17:27 <Joshua Wise> That the karma you were looking for?

18/04/21 4:17:59 <Christine> I meant for Cryzel.

18/04/21 4:18:25 <Joshua Wise> Oh?

18/04/21 4:18:41 <Christine> You know, Good Karma to do good for her.

18/04/21 4:18:54 <Joshua Wise> Do you understand how Karma works?

18/04/21 4:19:26 <Christine> Yes. When one does more good for others, good things happen for that person and their closest.

18/04/21 4:19:42 <Christine> And bad for bad.

18/04/21 4:19:42 <Joshua Wise> Well I got me some record deals~

18/04/21 4:19:54 <Joshua Wise> So it seems Karma is *rewarding* me~

18/04/21 4:20:37 <Christine> You did good. You did a good thing, so you’re being rewarded. Now, I hope good things are happening for Cryzel in her recovery.

18/04/21 4:21:04 <Joshua Wise> Oh yeah

18/04/21 4:21:12 <Joshua Wise> They sawed off her legs with a rusty bone saw.

18/04/21 4:23:08 <Joshua Wise> No anesthesia or anything.

18/04/21 4:23:37 <Joshua Wise> *LLEN vomits from watching*

18/04/21 4:24:08 <Joshua Wise> Whatcha up to, Chris?

18/04/21 4:24:57 <Christine> I feel like I’m vomiting inside my head.

18/04/21 4:25:13 <Christine> How did y’all get from Virginia to Venezuela?

18/04/21 4:25:36 <Joshua Wise> Through a portal Magi-Chan had built the other day.

18/04/21 4:25:57 <Christine> I see

18/04/21 4:26:10 <Joshua Wise> Well Cryzel is done.

18/04/21 4:26:20 <Joshua Wise> Her legs and tail were amputated.

18/04/21 4:26:36 <Christine> I am crying

18/04/21 4:27:04 <Christine> I should have left this all alone from the beginning.

18/04/21 4:27:10 <Joshua Wise> Oh?

18/04/21 4:27:24 <Joshua Wise> How so?*throws Cryzel back into the car*

18/04/21 4:27:39 <Christine> As in I should not have talked with you tonight at all, Pitohui.

18/04/21 4:27:52 <Joshua Wise> Then no hospital.

18/04/21 4:28:00 <Joshua Wise> And a dead Cryzel.

18/04/21 4:28:19 <Joshua Wise> Oh well.

18/04/21 4:28:26 <Joshua Wise> I can fix this.

18/04/21 4:28:28 <Christine> No

18/04/21 4:28:29 <Christine> Wait

18/04/21 4:28:37 <Joshua Wise> *picks up speed*

18/04/21 4:28:41 <Christine> She’s not dead.

18/04/21 4:28:55 <Joshua Wise> LLEN, open the door and kick Cryzel out.

18/04/21 4:29:00 <Christine> NO!

18/04/21 4:29:11 <Christine> Take Cryzel back to Cwcville!

18/04/21 4:29:23 <Joshua Wise> If she hits a pole at this speed, she might just splatter!

18/04/21 4:29:45 <Christine> TAKE CRYZEL BACK TO CWCVILLE NOW!!!

18/04/21 4:31:00 <Joshua Wise> *LLEN opens the door*

18/04/21 4:31:22 <Joshua Wise> I got a song you might recognize.

18/04/21 4:31:25 <Joshua Wise> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qogVHlmFcx0

18/04/21 4:31:43 <Joshua Wise> *The car hits 106 mph*

18/04/21 4:32:01 <Joshua Wise> Ready Chrissy?

18/04/21 4:33:43 <Joshua Wise> Alright LLEN, Chris ain't responding.

18/04/21 4:33:50 <Joshua Wise> Kick the bitch.

18/04/21 4:34:25 <Joshua Wise> Oh SHIT

18/04/21 4:34:40 <Joshua Wise> An old Hilary billboard!

18/04/21 4:34:49 <Joshua Wise> Let's pay tribute to her!

18/04/21 4:35:13 <Joshua Wise> At this speed, Cryzel will make a nice splatter painting to Hilary's face~!

18/04/21 4:41:08 <Joshua Wise> KICK!!!

18/04/21 6:26:27 <Joshua Wise> Alright fuck it, we took Cryzel to a different hospital.

18/04/21 6:26:42 <Joshua Wise> She’s fine, with legs and a tail.

18/04/21 6:27:12 <Joshua Wise> Though you have to come on here and ask for me to send her home.\