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(Moved qualifications to the sweetheart page - seems more appropriate)
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He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls [[Noiophobia]].  
He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls [[Noiophobia]].  


==Qualifications to become a Girlfriend of Chris==
* MUST be boyfriend-free. ''(can't emphasise that enough!)''
* MUST be 18 - (Chris' current age).
* MUST be white.
* MUST have a [[car]].
* MUST have a mid to high salary.
* MUST live within 30 miles of the [[Ruckersville]] area.
* MUST NOT be a [[Jerkop|cop]].
* MUST NOT have [[Autism]].
* MUST NOT be a man.
If you fit all of the criteria and are into overweight freakish, perverse man-children, then God help you!


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Revision as of 03:47, 10 March 2009

Boyfriend free-girls surrounding Chris.

Note: this never happened.

A girl who is single. This is what Chris calls single women. He wants one to make into a "sweetheart from the ground-up."

Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason (most usually a lie just to get the fuck away from the giant freak when he wasn't willing to take a "no" for answer).

He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls Noiophobia.

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