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Hello everyone far and near.
Hello everyone far and near.
I have something you want to hear.
I have something you want to hear.<br>
So please use your ears before I disappear.
So please use your ears before I disappear.<br>
Let's make something clear before we start.
Let's make something clear before we start.<br>
I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.
I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.<br>
We're all about to take part in a new event segment.
We're all about to take part in a new event segment.<br>
Which will invent what you call a cement.
Which will invent what you call a cement.<br>
My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment of discontent.
My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment of discontent.<br>
[Chris: Just keep reading.]
[Chris: Just keep reading.]<br>
I am that supplement to a lesser extent.
I am that supplement to a lesser extent.<br>
Christine has been hellbent on being a parent.
Christine has been hellbent on being a parent.<br>
So she made a pleasant investment and got my mother pregnant.
So she made a pleasant investment and got my mother pregnant.<br>
I'm a florescent adolescence a direct descendant and not the only attendant.
I'm a florescent adolescence a direct descendant and not the only attendant.<br>
There is one other, Crystal, and I am her brother.
There is one other, Crystal, and I am her brother.<br>
There is much you don't know unless I show, but that is a no go.
There is much you don't know unless I show, but that is a no go.<br>
Right now I am here solo but soon I will have my shadow. A lovely combo.
Right now I am here solo but soon I will have my shadow. A lovely combo.<br>
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo.
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo.<br>
I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden, glow Babylonian weeping willow below the Jim Crow plateau.
I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden, glow Babylonian weeping willow below the Jim Crow plateau.<br>
I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well under your light microscope.
I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well under your light microscope.
Never the less, god bless. Thanks for working with me in this process.
Never the less, god bless. Thanks for working with me in this process.<br>
More or less it's still a work in progress.
More or less it's still a work in progress.<br>
I hope to bring happiness for all parties and please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies.
I hope to bring happiness for all parties and please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies.<br>
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Revision as of 10:38, 4 April 2019

On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted the help of someone to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler.

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Hello everyone far and near. I have something you want to hear.
So please use your ears before I disappear.
Let's make something clear before we start.
I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.
We're all about to take part in a new event segment.
Which will invent what you call a cement.
My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment of discontent.
[Chris: Just keep reading.]
I am that supplement to a lesser extent.
Christine has been hellbent on being a parent.
So she made a pleasant investment and got my mother pregnant.
I'm a florescent adolescence a direct descendant and not the only attendant.
There is one other, Crystal, and I am her brother.
There is much you don't know unless I show, but that is a no go.
Right now I am here solo but soon I will have my shadow. A lovely combo.
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo.
I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden, glow Babylonian weeping willow below the Jim Crow plateau.
I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well under your light microscope. Never the less, god bless. Thanks for working with me in this process.
More or less it's still a work in progress.
I hope to bring happiness for all parties and please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies.

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