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{{quote|I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]]}}
 
'''Mathematics''' ("math" or "[[Catherine|maths]]" for short) is the study of quantity, numbers, space, and change.  Calling [[Chris]]'s mathematical ability "bad" is putting it lightly, even though he claimed [[honor roll]] status.  There are many examples of his mathematical errors, including errors of basic arithmetic, as well as quantity, measurement, weight, and time.  His poor grasp on math and measurement is a sign of [[Wikipedia:Dyscalculia|dyscalculia]], a common symptom of [[autism]].
 
==Algebra==
 
*[[Planet Dolan]] artist VimHomless made a post joking about how butts are greater than water. (Written as "Butts > Water"), to which Chris took to mean, taking the greater than symbol (>) to mean less than (<), "Water is more important than butts"<ref>[[January 2018 tweets]]</ref>. Considering the post was made by a porn artist, and one which Chris follows no less, it is more than shocking to see that he couldn't have made this connection.
 
==Arithmetic==
 
*Chris's reports of how much [[Cherokee]] blood he has have been inconsistent.  When he [[Jackie E-mails 16|emailed Jackie]], he stated he was 1/16 Cherokee, but he later [[Regina e-mails|told Regina]] that he was 1/32 Cherokee. Finally, when talking to [[Emily]], he claimed [[Bob]] was at least one-fourth Cherokee, which would make Chris at least one-eighth Cherokee, not 1/16 or 1/32.
 
*[[CWCville]]'s currency is made up of "C-quarters" and "W-quarters". According to the ''Sonichu'' canon, 10 C-quarters make up a single W-quarter, which makes no sense considering what the word "quarter" means.
 
*When a clerk told Chris he was $2 short of affording his junk food, he became confused as to what he should do. Another customer in line gave Chris $2 to make up the deficit, and instead of handing it to the clerk, Chris simply ''took that money, the food, and left the store over everyone's protests''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-601#post-1615438</ref>.
 
*According to Chris, if he lived in Equestria, he'd be 1,050 years old, because one year on Equestria is equal to 30 Earth Years, while [[Night Star]] is 19 years old in human years, but 570 in pony years. <ref>[[November 2017 Patreon posts#Night Star's age]]</ref> Because Chris has this [[Autism|fixation for his birthdate]], he decided to give her the birth date, 24 February, 1982, which is apparently the year 967 in Pony Years. Only checking after he's made his statement, Chris did the math to confirm this. In a later Facebook post, Chris stated that 30 out of 365.25 Earth Days is equal to 11 Earth Days for each birthday, in reality, 30 divided by 365.25 is approximately eight-hundreths. Even more pathetic is how he wrote the quotient as divided 30 by 365 instead of the other way around, and still got it wrong, as 365.25 divided by 30 is equal to approximately 12, not 11. In his flawed math though, he had found that her actual birth date in Pony years should be 19 February, 939.
 
==Estimation/Measurement==
 
*When exercising by lifting two boxes of 12-pack lemonade, he estimated that the 4.26 liters of lemonade he was lifting weighed about 50 pounds, when in fact this volume of water weighs less than ten.
 
*In the chair lifting video, Chris claimed the chair he was lifting weighed "a grand number of pounds."
 
*Chris repeatedly claims to have D-cup breasts.  In his [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|breast massage]] video, Chris measures his chest and underbust as 44 and 40 inches respectively, and says that makes him a D cup.  In reality, it makes him a B cup.  Also, the conventional method for breast measurement does not work for [[tomgirl|trans women]], mainly because of chest girth, so Chris is actually closer to an A cup.
 
==Geometry==
 
*In one of his tirades towards the [[HEXBox|X-Box]], Chris said that the angle of half a circle is 120º, then revised his claim to 130º. <ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref>
 
==Number Systems==
 
*To avoid assigning an "unlucky number" to his Night Star comic, Chris decided to number the comic as Sonichu #12-9, using an em-dash in place a decimal point. This could make sense if it referred to the ninth part of the issue, but Chris clearly intends it as a fractional amount of "almost 13".
 
 
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==See Also==
*[[Chris and reality]]
*[[Honor Roll]]
 
==References==
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