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-The '''PlayStation 4''' is a [[video game]] console created by [[Sony]], originally released in North America on [[November 2013|November 15th, 2013]]. It is generally considered one of the frontrunners of [[Wikipedia:History of video game consoles (eighth generation)|the eighth generation of gaming]], alongside the [[HEXbox|HEXbox One]] (with the [[Nintendo|Wii U]] trailing behind in sales). At least 35.9 million consoles have been sold by [[January 2016]].
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-Despite his fanaticism for [[PlayStation 3|the system's predecessor]] (and his [[Chris and money|tendency to spend hundreds of dollars on games for it]]), for two years following its release Chris made no indication of wanting to buy the life upgrade upgrade. This was most likely due to his [[Chris and health|family's health problems]] (compounded by his [[28 October 2011|run-in with the law]]) draining him of funds - as evidenced by him [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|repeatedly begging people to give him money/buy him LEGO sets]], He ''did'' show contempt for its competition - [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|getting banned from his local Walmart for defacing an Xbox One standee]] - but this was the only thing he had to say about the modern "console wars" (which have been intense enough to be dramatized in ''[[South Park]]'', among other places). He also purchased a Wii U some time later.
-This would change in [[February 2016]], around [[Chris's birthday|his 34th birthday]].
-==The birthday saga==
-===The outset===
-On the first of the month, Chris [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY|asked for a PS4 and PlayStation Camera on Facebook]] (alongside a frankly ridiculous statute of limitations - notably, he [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Not Dizzy Enough To Beg For PS4!|would later specify]] a white ''Destiny'' bundle). Whoever saw fit to waste their hard-earned money on this gift would be reimbursed with a $500 voucher for his [[Etsy]] shop - [[Chris and his ego|apparently believing]] that his [[Sonichu (comic)|terrible comics]], [[Medallion|medallions]], and [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]] are worth ''any'' money (let alone hundreds of dollars). Making this even more ridiculous is that he would [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#A Beg Big Note|further clarify]] that buying him ''anything less'' than the ''Destiny'' bundle and camera would reduce the voucher, showing an unbelievable amount of entitlement in the process.
-==="Sorry for being entitled - lol jk give me free shit"===
-The twelfth would see Chris upload [[Apologies for offending people a|video]] that opens with him apologizing for setting these demands - though he openly states [[Autism|he doesn't understand why anyone would be offended]], further showing how talented [[Chris and reality|he thinks he is]]. Further showing how insincere his apology was is the ending, where Chris ''reiterates his demands'' once again.
-===Things go sour====
-Predictably, February 24th came and went without anyone sending him a PS4 - instead, [[weens]] sent Chris worthless gift cards and a losing lottery ticket. A day later, he would upload [[Update: 2/25/16|another video]] complaining about this. In a move somehow both unexpected and unsurprisingly, Chris appeared to have been so confident that someone would send him an expensive video game console that he [[Stress|became somewhat depressed]] when they didn't.
-==Chris finally gets one==
-[[Image:20160305081202.jpg|thumb|Chris using PS4 applications - the first bit of evidence that he had purchased one.]]
-However, despite all his whining, it transpired on [[March 2016|March 5th, 2016]] that he had, in fact, obtained a PS4.
-{{Incomplete}}

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