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The '''Un-clit''' was what [[Chris]] called a small piercing on his "taint" (or perineum, in clinical terminology), what's known as a guiche piercing among body modification enthusiasts. He had apparently gotten it as "a fair substitute" for a clitoris, indicating that Chris believes the clitoris is located on a woman's perineum. It seems that Chris's knowledge of female anatomy wasn't noticeably improved by his encounters with [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris's rationale for getting the un-clit also included an introduction to the sex lives of female bonobos. The taint is actually one of the most neglected parts of the body, and the most dirty, since it neighbors the anus. Since Chris rarely bathes himself, getting a taint piercing was a disaster waiting to happen.
'''Grace Baptist Church''', located in 3764 Pritchett Lane, [[Charlottesville, VA]], is a {{w|Southern Baptist Convention|Southern Baptist}} Church in which [[Chris]] was a member until being kicked from it. The exact date when Chris started to attend Grace Baptist Church is not known. The church was founded in July 2000, shortly after the Chandler family returned to Ruckersville. It can therefore be said for certain that Chris joined the church no earlier than July 2000, but it is also possible that he joined the church at a later date.


After a couple of weeks, the piercing began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection." Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a ''safety pin''. This rather predictably resulted in the migration worsening, and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, his body still rejected it and [[Catherine|Catie]] eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether. Factoring 2 professional piercings and 2 items of jewelry, Chris [[Chris and money|wasted a grand total of about $200]] of his [[monthly tugboat]] on this.
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Grace Baptist Church, located in 3764 Pritchett Lane, Charlottesville, VA, is a Southern Baptist Church in which Chris was a member until being kicked from it. The exact date when Chris started to attend Grace Baptist Church is not known. The church was founded in July 2000, shortly after the Chandler family returned to Ruckersville. It can therefore be said for certain that Chris joined the church no earlier than July 2000, but it is also possible that he joined the church at a later date.

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