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| A '''Sweetheart''' (sometimes '''heartsweet''') is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s flavor-of-the-month. Chris's goal is to build a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] [[Mia Hamm|(which he ultimately accomplished without a sweetheart)]], and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, a trip to a hooker (two in fact), and [[Affair with Mother|having sex with his mother]]. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself frivolously applied, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Chris's [[Gal-Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts because they are known to Chris and don't appear to hate him.
| | '''Grace Baptist Church''', located in 3764 Pritchett Lane, [[Charlottesville, VA]], is a {{w|Southern Baptist Convention|Southern Baptist}} Church in which [[Chris]] was a member until being kicked from it. The exact date when Chris started to attend Grace Baptist Church is not known. The church was founded in July 2000, shortly after the Chandler family returned to Ruckersville. It can therefore be said for certain that Chris joined the church no earlier than July 2000, but it is also possible that he joined the church at a later date. |
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| Chris's ideal vision for a sweetheart is more or less one that allowed him to continue living as a "self-employed" stay-at-home husband/father/son, since he didn't make a significant effort to support a prospective family at any point during his [[Love Quest]] aside from briefly applying for a minimum-wage job for [[Kacey]]. Based on [[Chris and work|his frustration at the idea of doing any work whatsoever]], it's likely that he wanted someone to effectively mother him rather than an equal partner, who he could also have sex with and impregnate with [[Crystal Weston Chandler|a kid]] [[Reginald Chandler|or two]]. Chris also seemed to be under the impression that they'd live with his parents [[14 Branchland Court|and their hoard]], who he'd presumably leave his sweetheart-to-be to raise his kids with.
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Revision as of 07:32, 6 September 2024
Grace Baptist Church, located in 3764 Pritchett Lane, Charlottesville, VA, is a Southern Baptist Church in which Chris was a member until being kicked from it. The exact date when Chris started to attend Grace Baptist Church is not known. The church was founded in July 2000, shortly after the Chandler family returned to Ruckersville. It can therefore be said for certain that Chris joined the church no earlier than July 2000, but it is also possible that he joined the church at a later date.
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