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(Jail Letter - 19 September 2021 AKA the Jesus letter)
(The Final Jail Letter.)
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On 19 [[September 2021]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] wrote '''an open letter from [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]]''' to an unknown individual while awaiting court hearings on a charge of [[Affair with Mother|incest]]. He asked the recipient to relay the contents to [[Null]] and to deliver the physical document to Chris's attorney, David Heilberg. Null uploaded the scanned letter to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 24 September.
On 5 August 2022, Chris had sent a '''twentieth and final letter''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]].


In the letter, Chris indicates that he has taken an interest in the Bible, likely provided to him as part of his jail accommodations. However, he also seems to be under the impression that he is Jesus of Nazareth reincarnated on top of his existing delusions about the [[Dimensional Merge]], citing this revelation to an apparent similarity in appearance between Western depictions of Jesus and himself (ignoring, of course, that Jesus was a swarthy Middle Eastern Jew and not a pale-skinned Anglo-American like him, and that the main thing he has in common with "White Jesus" is his long hair).
Highlights of the letter include:
*Chris addresses Kenneth's concerns about the way he writes in his letters, acknowledging that Jesus Christ spoke [[Wikipedia:Aramaic|Aramaic]] and not the [[Wikipedia:Early Modern English|Early Modern English]] of the [[Wikipedia:King James Bible|King James Bible]].
*Chris once again discusses how he "cleansed Barb's soul", though this time claiming that he did this to pay a mortgage, which he had also requested several people to pay for Barb before she gets relocated.
*Chris claims that the events of the initial writing of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] had foreshadowed the [[Wikipedia:2022_monkeypox_outbreak|Monkeypox outbreak]], citing the disease's prevelance among [[homos]].
*Chris also claims that Global Warming is a natural process meant to weed out the toxics and is a sign of his growing strength.
*Chris writes a postscript, where he claims that the words of Emanuel and other gods should be considered first and foremost before he is told to "shut up" or "ditching one's own faith".


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Revision as of 13:53, 10 May 2025

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On 5 August 2022, Chris had sent a twentieth and final letter to Kenneth Engelhardt.

Highlights of the letter include:

  • Chris addresses Kenneth's concerns about the way he writes in his letters, acknowledging that Jesus Christ spoke Aramaic and not the Early Modern English of the King James Bible.
  • Chris once again discusses how he "cleansed Barb's soul", though this time claiming that he did this to pay a mortgage, which he had also requested several people to pay for Barb before she gets relocated.
  • Chris claims that the events of the initial writing of Sonichu #10 had foreshadowed the Monkeypox outbreak, citing the disease's prevelance among homos.
  • Chris also claims that Global Warming is a natural process meant to weed out the toxics and is a sign of his growing strength.
  • Chris writes a postscript, where he claims that the words of Emanuel and other gods should be considered first and foremost before he is told to "shut up" or "ditching one's own faith".

(More...)

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