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On 22 July 2009, Chris made his first appearance on IRC in months, entering what he believed to be a secret "troll" chat under a "troll alias" (though he forgot that his hostname said he was still ChrisChanSonichu, lol) of "SonichuClone."
Notably disturbing is "SonichuClone" (Chris) tried to persuade the trolls to get Chris to rape Rocky as a ways of trolling him. While there's a 0.001% possibility that Chris was particularly clever and tried to set a trap for the trolls by having trolls plan to rape Rocky, then notify the authorities, it is still 99.999% likely that Chris wanted to lose his virginity with Rocky and wanted the trolls to give him a good excuse to come onto her.
Also, as always, Chris fails, this time by failing to go incognito.
Transcript
Start of #trolltrain4andhalf buffer: Thu Jul 23 19:35:32 2009 * Now talking in #trolltrain4andhalf * Topic is 'I'M BORED OF WAITING ON SAM STILL LIKE SERIOUSLY�' * Set by vivitheg!~starroadg@adorable.bunny on Wed Jul 22 22:29:56 * Ganondorf has joined #trolltrain4andhalf * Ganondorf sets mode: +o Ganondorf * Ganondorf sets mode: +o vivitheg * Looking up vivitheg user info... * Looking up Ganondorf user info... * Luna has joined #trolltrain4andhalf * Luna is now known as Guest6138 * Guest6138 is now known as Pudding * Pudding is now known as Lila * GeckoMantis has joined #trolltrain4andhalf * Lila is now known as Sabrina * Sabrina is now known as Serena <Ganondorf> I WANT THE FUCKING TRIFORCE * Serena is now known as Stella * Stella is now known as Ruby lets PARTY * champthom has joined #trolltrain4andhalf * champthom is now known as NumberTwo * Awesome_Sauce has joined #trolltrain4andhalf <NumberTwo> BROTHERS!!!!!! * Awesome_Sauce is now known as NickDunbar * Retrieving #trolltrain4andhalf modes... <NumberTwo> fffffffffffffffffffff * vivitheg changes topic to 'i'm sleepy�' * Looking up GeckoMantis user info... * Looking up vivitheg user info... <NumberTwo> Twenty, twenty five minutes to go, I wanna be sedated. <NumberTwo> Nothing to do, no way to go home, I wanna be sedated. * vivitheg changes topic to 'DEATH TO AMERICA�' <NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR!
<NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR! <NumberTwo> ALLAH ACKBAR! * Sonichu has joined #trolltrain4andhalf * Sonichu has left #trolltrain4andhalf <NumberTwo> GREETINGS, CHRISTIAN... <vivitheg> What was that? * SonichuClone has joined #trolltrain4andhalf * Looking up SonichuClone user info... Herro <vivitheg> Who are you? <SonichuClone> Hey, My name is Bill. Bill WHO <SonichuClone> Bill Riley <vivitheg> Bill o reilly? <SonichuClone> No, Bill Riley lol <NumberTwo> Fair enough... where r u from? <vivitheg> Who invited you? asl? <SonichuClone> I live in Maryland. <vivitheg> This is invitation only <NumberTwo> INVITATION ONLY! A/S/L? <SonichuClone> Yeah, I am a close buddy of Jack Thatius. <SonichuClone> Thadius shut up guys he might be hot <vivitheg> of course, hot guys always welcome <vivitheg> lol lol <SonichuClone> You bet I am, ladies. :) <vivitheg> You got a picture? Mmm how big? <vivitheg> PICTURE! <vivitheg> I WANT A PICTURE! pics or gtfo Whats ur cock size, Partner? <SonichuClone> Okay, hang on. I gotta look it up on this computer. <SonichuClone> about 5 Inches, give or take. <Ganondorf> WHERE IS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE Eh <vivitheg> shut up ganon <NumberTwo> WE WANT INFORMATION Ball size? <SonichuClone> I don't play that game. How big is the sack? <vivitheg> SHUT UP <vivitheg> YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID <vivitheg> I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF NEW GUY <SonichuClone> 2 inches in diamater. <vivitheg> hot <SonichuClone> let me find my pic. thats a small sack, bucko <vivitheg> so small is good <vivitheg> well imo <SonichuClone> small sack, LOTS OF CUM hmmm <vivitheg> well, we're going to be holding a meeting in 15 minutes know how to use it? <SonichuClone> Yeah, I am here for that. <vivitheg> okay <vivitheg> well just stick around <vivitheg> BUT FIRST I WANT A PICTURE! <SonichuClone> I'm down with it; I've been hating that Chris Chan for MONTHS. ME TOO <vivitheg> eh I'm here cos Chris Chan's cock is too small I h8t small cocks <vivitheg> lol So, I troll him. <vivitheg> of course you do sweetie <vivitheg> ANYWAY, PICTURE WOO ;) we can share this new cowboy vivi <SonichuClone> I hear that. <vivitheg> of course ruby Double dip, twist! <SonichuClone> I found my pic, but I forgot how I share it; do I upload it on the IRC, or do I share a link? tinypic.com <vivitheg> upload it to like imageshack upload there <vivitheg> or tinypic wherever <SonichuClone> cool. <vivitheg> SQUEE <vivitheg> I CAN'T WAIT * GeckoMantis is now known as TheRealCapnCrunch mmmmm * JackThadeus has joined #trolltrain4andhalf <vivitheg> WHAT UP JACK <JackThadeus> welcome gentle trolls Cowboy, can you double dip me and Viv? <NumberTwo> WELCOME, BROTHER JACK. I'm so wet right now * vivitheg sets mode: +o JackThadeus I'm masterbating with my playstation controller <SonichuClone> http://tinypic.com/r/2nvup01/3 i have it set on vibrate.......... <SonichuClone> LOL! :) <vivitheg> snap! you're a bit old <vivitheg> but I BET YOU GOT EXPERIENCE <vivitheg> DONTCHA!? <SonichuClone> I only LOOK Old; I'm actually 30 mmmm <vivitheg> shit, you should do something about that <SonichuClone> I get that a lot. ;) looks like a soap opera star I can dig it <JackThadeus> You guys seen Boku No Pico? <vivitheg> oh jack you lolol <JackThadeus> awesome boy porn mmmmm shota fap fap <JackThadeus> want me to link pics guys? <vivitheg> delicious plz <JackThadeus> meh mayber later after we get bizness done <vivitheg> ANYWAY, where's your stupid ass daughter jack <TheRealCapnCrunch> hey guys hows it going i just got back the meeting start yet <vivitheg> SHUT UP CAPNCRUNCH YOU FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU <NickDunbar> ...Goddamnit Capn Wheres cowboy? Bill, hello <JackThadeus> Ok people <vivitheg> WHERE'S YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER OR IS SHE OUT OF THIS JACK damn Jack is it buisness time already? I was about to get fucked by Bill. <JackThadeus> Do you know the real reason for chris to follow the demands? <vivitheg> duhhhhhhhh <vivitheg> fuck microsoft, shit. <JackThadeus> She was suppose to be here <JackThadeus> i left her an email and everything. ikr where the fuck is she <vivitheg> WHATEVER, PROBABLY TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE lol lolol <JackThadeus> probably out with Maurice <vivitheg> and cocaine <JackThadeus> & Jamal <vivitheg> and cocaine and the rest of the jackson five slut <vivitheg> do ho ho ho <vivitheg> ANYWAY, cowboy <vivitheg> you know what's going down? * Ruby slaps SonichuClone around a bit with a large trout <SonichuClone> :D <JackThadeus> We want to piss off the Xbox 360 tards Took you long enough <vivitheg> fuck microsoft fanboys seriously lol yeah <JackThadeus> and ruin their sells <vivitheg> we need to end the console wars <vivitheg> SONY WILL WIN WOO Hot huh, Bill? <TheRealCapnCrunch> nah the xbox is the shit <vivitheg> okay i'm banning you * vivitheg sets mode: +b *!*@gecko.mantis * Timer 1 activated HAHAHAH * Timer 1 halted * TheRealCapnCrunch was kicked by vivitheg (fuck you�) what a small cock <NickDunbar> So clueless * vivitheg sets mode: -b *!*@gecko.mantis <vivitheg> ugh so stupid <JackThadeus> A true fan of Sony would Hump/thrust the 212. shit out of the ps3 console. 213. <vivitheg> so naive 214. yeah 215. a guy with a big cock would do it 216. and women would suck that shit 217. they'd eat all dat cum 218. <vivitheg> and none of us have big dicks HUH JACK 219. EHHHHHHHHHHH 220. <vivitheg> HEH 221. * FireBurnt has joined #trolltrain4andhalf 222. <JackThadeus> Plus anything would be better than seeing 223. that crappy white console being humped 224. <vivitheg> shit son. 225. yeah 226. <JackThadeus> Xbox360 don't know hwo to make good GAMES 227. <vivitheg> but he's expressed resistance to the idea 228. <NickDunbar> Y'know why they call it the 360 right? 229. <NumberTwo> I do not know, why? 230. Yeah why 231. <NickDunbar> Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees 232. and walk away 233. <vivitheg> look, jack you gonna get him banned from psn 234. permanently right if he doesn't agree? 235. <NumberTwo> LOLOLOLOLOL 236. <FireBurnt> you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away 237. <vivitheg> SHUT UP YOU JOKERS 238. <JackThadeus> 360 should be named 180, as in you see the 239. console and wanna turn to go away 240. <JackThadeus> amirite? 241. <vivitheg> ugh jack listen to me 242. <FireBurnt> yeah 243. <JackThadeus> Yes My 2nd 244. <vivitheg> oh okay good 245. You fucking shriner, FireBurnt 246. <vivitheg> i want to ban him though, it'll be awesome 247. <vivitheg> can i do it? 248. Did you burn ur brain AND dick off in that fire of 249. '06 250. <JackThadeus> only if we DONT have the sony humping video 251. <JackThadeus> that is when i'll consider it 252. right. 253. <JackThadeus> & I am not afraid of myself getting banned 254. at the process 255. <vivitheg> god then i hope he doesn't do it then 256. If he doesn't do that video, he's a fucking no dick 257. pussy 258. <vivitheg> anyway cowboy, what do you think of this whole 259. thing? 260. <JackThadeus> I have an extra console in my person for the 261. situation to happen. 262. kewl 263. * vivitheg slaps SonichuClone with a HUGE-ASS TROUT. 264. SonichuClone 265. <vivitheg> yo cowboy 266. <vivitheg> pay attention bro 267. <FireBurnt> you there? 268. <SonichuClone> Yo, I'm just waitin' for the BIG Plan; 269. what's next for the r-tard 270. <SonichuClone> ? 271. lol 272. <vivitheg> lol 273. <NumberTwo> lol 274. * Mysterious_Stranger has joined #trolltrain4andhalf 275. whadya mean, newbie? 276. <JackThadeus> why you gotta censore? 277. * Mysterious_Stranger is now known as The_C_Man 278. <SonichuClone> I ain't censorin' 279. <vivitheg> well, what do you think about the ps3 thing 280. better not be 281. <JackThadeus> r-tard* 282. <SonichuClone> he's a motherfuckin retard 283. <vivitheg> that's what we wanted to know 284. <The_C_Man> Sounds pretty solid 285. <JackThadeus> ok then 286. <JackThadeus> the big plan 287. <SonichuClone> I LOATHE the 360. Damn Red Ring 288. <FireBurnt> this is a chat you know we chat here not wait 289. yeah he is, and he's goanna be a no dick retard if 290. he doesnt do this 291. <vivitheg> yeah, fuck the 360 292. <SonichuClone> YES 293. <vivitheg> i'm ambivelent on the wii though 294. <vivitheg> what do you think about the wii? 295. agreed, I like Animal Crossing 296. It's cute. 297. <JackThadeus> You ever played any 360 games? 298. <SonichuClone> it's alright; I've only checked it in a 299. store demo. 300. <JackThadeus> Sonichuclone, aren't they terrible? 301. <FireBurnt> i say we plan a away to destroy all 360s but 302. they're doing that by themselves 303. <vivitheg> do ho ho ho ho 304. <The_C_Man> Ooooh, that shit's gonna be TIGHT yo 305. you so black C WOMAN 306. <SonichuClone> I hated the 360 fuck-ups. 307. <vivitheg> of course 308. <vivitheg> Bill Gates...more like...Bill Gaytes 309. <vivitheg> heh amirite? 310. <NumberTwo> lol 311. <JackThadeus> Gears of War...shit...more like TEARS OF WAR 312. lol 313. <NumberTwo> VERY 314. lol ZING 315. <The_C_Man> Yeah dawg, dat shit'z gay 316. <JackThadeus> Star Wars: The Force unleashed? more like 317. Star Whores: GAYS IN A LEASH 318. <NumberTwo> lol 319. <vivitheg> anyway, let's introduce cowboy here to the gang 320. <vivitheg> you know jack obviously 321. <vivitheg> leader of us all 322. <vivitheg> And I'm Vivian Gee 323. <The_C_Man> Man, dat sum homo shit 324. <vivitheg> nice to meet ya 325. <NickDunbar> D'oh ho ho 326. <JackThadeus> greetings 327. <SonichuClone> HAIL Jack! :) 328. <JackThadeus> :D 329. <vivitheg> FireBurnt is some crazy pyromaniac 330. I'm Ruby Serenity Minge 331. <vivitheg> and the other people are a bunch of faggots 332. <JackThadeus> Now Sonichuclone 333. yeah he burnt his dick off 334. <SonichuClone> I'm a bit clueless on one detail, HOW is it 335. you can get the retard banned from his fuckin' PSN? 336. <JackThadeus> everyone here has at least 3 reasons of 337. hating/trolling Chrischan, The MAn Child. 338. <JackThadeus> What are your 3 reasons, my friend. 339. <JackThadeus> ?* 340. <SonichuClone> Killed Clyde; Called me a homo after I 341. trolled him, I think he even sent me a virus to take 342. down my computer; I just fuckin' hate the batard. 343. <SonichuClone> *bastard 344. <JackThadeus> ok 345. <JackThadeus> On psn 346. <JackThadeus> you have 3 strikes then your out deal on the 347. psn 348. * Minovsky has joined #trolltrain4andhalf 349. <JackThadeus> Chris has been banned 2 times now 350. <SonichuClone> You know what we should do, we should make 351. him force himself on his counslor; forgot her name, and 352. film it. 353. <SonichuClone> *have him film it. 354. <JackThadeus> Which Counselor? 355. lol why? 356. Explain. 357. <SonichuClone> the counsoler he sees weekly 358. <The_C_Man> Whoa, dat shit's nuts 359. <JackThadeus> don't know 360. <vivitheg> uhhhh is her name julia? 361. <JackThadeus> don't care 362. EXPLAIN 363. <JackThadeus> listen 364. <SonichuClone> IDK, I think it started with an "R" if I 365. recall. 366. <JackThadeus> Chris has 2 strikes on the banning 367. OH YEAH Rocky 368. <JackThadeus> the 3rd will console bann him for good 369. <SonichuClone> That's it. 370. <JackThadeus> yes 371. <JackThadeus> If he wants to complain 372. <JackThadeus> then he will have to hang himself in the 373. process 374. <SonichuClone> hells yeah! 375. <vivitheg> lol like he told sam right? 376. <JackThadeus> So if he wants to shoot himself in the head 377. he has no choice but to comply 378. Where IS Sam 379. <vivitheg> probably cocaine...ing. 380. <JackThadeus> but I do intend on following my end of the 381. bargain 382. She needs to be off the case if shes doing this 383. shit... 384. <JackThadeus> That much I promised him. 385. <vivitheg> of course, then we see a happy sony fan and 386. PISSED OFF 360 FANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 387. <vivitheg> WOO. 388. <SonichuClone> YES! 389. You're so awesome Jack, you have the biggest cock 390. <vivitheg> (when he doesn't) 391. <JackThadeus> I know... 392. So honest... 393. <The_C_Man> SHit yeah, nigga got a WANG BANG 394. And humble... 395. Did you guys know Chris fucking shits himself 2 396. he's such a retard 397. <SonichuClone> DUDE! 398. lol ik 399. SonichuClone, you ready to be face sat? 400. <JackThadeus> Chris has 12 hours to comply before I call 401. psn and report the both of us. 402. <vivitheg> shut up ruby 403. lol 404. <vivitheg> you always gotta ask that 405. <JackThadeus> The video much be within 8 minutes of him 406. begging me for his psn and humping/thrusting himself 407. upon his console. 408. <vivitheg> of course, showing how loyal he is to sony 409. Jack, you are like an electrode 410. <vivitheg> that way we have something to hang over the 411. head of 360 fans 412. <vivitheg> they have nothing 413. <vivitheg> we have chris 414. <vivitheg> yawn, i'm sleepy 415. <JackThadeus> So what did you think of clyde, my former 416. lover, sonichu clone? mind if I call you SC for short? 417. we need some pep 418. <vivitheg> i liked cowboy better 419. <JackThadeus> w/e proceed please. 420. * Ruby slaps SonichuClone around a bit with a large trout 421. * The_C_Man is now known as Nigafingaonnatrigga 422. * The_Mistress has joined #trolltrain4andhalf 423. <SonichuClone> He was a cool man; I enjoyed our 424. conversations. 425. <SonichuClone> and smokin weed too. :) 426. <The_Mistress> Hello everyone. 427. <Nigafingaonnatrigga> Sounds like a tight nigga. Whatchoo 428. talk about 429. lol 430. <SonichuClone> SC is cool; sounds like Soul Calibur. 431. <vivitheg> sup mistress, we got a newcomer here 432. <vivitheg> anyway jack continue 433. <The_Mistress> Oh really? 434. <JackThadeus> What have you conversed with clyde about 435. awhile back? 436. * Nigafingaonnatrigga is now known as NigaTriggaFinga 437. <JackThadeus> i'm blurry on the details 438. <JackThadeus> never told me while we were in bed/smoking 439. weed. 440. <NigaTriggaFinga> Weed iz da BOMB 441. I love Soul Calibur 442. I am Talim 443. <SonichuClone> Shit about Chris, and whatnot. Yeah, this 444. was about a year ago, the last time I talked to him. 445. <SonichuClone> I like the picture he shared on the net to 446. deceive the retard. 447. <JackThadeus> If u could do 1 thing to chris, SC, what 448. would you do? 449. <SonichuClone> really off-the charts. 450. <SonichuClone> Force him to dis himself by forcing himself 451. upon one of his surperiors. 452. <JackThadeus> why do you want him to go see a supperior? 453. <SonichuClone> IDK, so he can compare himself and see how 454. REALLY SMALL he is. 455. <SonichuClone> :) 456. <JackThadeus> Did you hear? Ivy committed suicide over her 457. Dad not letting her move to Virginia to be with Chris. 458. <SonichuClone> DAMN! 459. <SonichuClone> how much did that bitch have? 460. <vivitheg> she tried to call chris once more it was funny 461. <vivitheg> lol 462. Yeah she was so desperate 463. <JackThadeus> Her dad found out about she called him 464. <JackThadeus> are you talking about money? 465. lol 466. <JackThadeus> she had no money'. 467. She hung herself because her dad forbid her to see 468. him. Lol she died in vain over a small cock. 469. <JackThadeus> *crooked cock 470. hahaha 471. ik I can't believe Chris thought she was a troll! 472. The one girl who actually loved him. Pathetic. And now 473. she's dead cos of him. 474. <SonichuClone> Supposing the retard does not come through, 475. and is all like I don't care anymore. Then what would 476. be next for you on him? 477. <JackThadeus> Then I will spend the remaining money on his 478. psn accounts. 479. <SonichuClone> How much does he have? 480. <JackThadeus> and then call the psn 481. <JackThadeus> since i know a friend in the office that can 482. ban him. 483. <JackThadeus> Vivi created a virus to go to his psn. 484. <JackThadeus> after the ban commences 485. <vivitheg> THEN HE'LL HAVE A FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE 486. US DOLLAR BRICK 487. No more PSN, no more Console! He's goanna loose 488. everything. 489. <SonichuClone> I was talking about, though, AFTER you ban 490. him forever and like weeks later, then what? 491. <JackThadeus> Well I do have some aces up my sleeve for 492. THAT moment. 493. <SonichuClone> Do tell. 494. <JackThadeus> I have a brother 495. <JackThadeus> who works at that NBC station in 496. Charlotsville 497. <SonichuClone> go on. 498. <SonichuClone> or are you just going to expose him for the 499. bad shit on the internet? 500. <JackThadeus> I have saved facts tha ED has. A hungry news 501. reporter is BEGGING to report on chris 502. <JackThadeus> on how much of a internet slob he is. 503. lol yeah 504. <JackThadeus> We will give him NEGATIVE media attention 505. <JackThadeus> (like he had any "POSITIVE" attention from 506. he start >>) 507. <SonichuClone> I hear that. 508. <JackThadeus> just like what I did with the radio stations 509. <SonichuClone> radio? 510. <SonichuClone> what happened? 511. <JackThadeus> Hold on a sec I got the radio links 512. <JackThadeus> there were like 6 or 7 of them 513. <JackThadeus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyCRuXjSKs8 514. this for starters 515. <SonichuClone> Awesome! :D 516. <JackThadeus> And here is the thing IF chris were to 517. follow our demands. 518. <SonichuClone> did you do any of these others on this list 519. here? 520. <SonichuClone> oh? 521. <vivitheg> we have a new plan. 522. <JackThadeus> IF chris is to follow our demands, I will 523. follow my end of the deal. 524. We did all. 525. <vivitheg> it's a glorious plan 526. <JackThadeus> And then we will troll that Joshua Martinez 527. guy that knows Chris. 528. <vivitheg> that guy's a faggot 529. yeah he's a mexican 530. sorry 531. *mexiCANT 532. <JackThadeus> & then Chris Crocker after him. 533. <SonichuClone> who? 534. a faggoo 535. <SonichuClone> never heard of Crocker 536. <JackThadeus> I felt bad chris when Josh tried to steal 537. the psp from Chris. 538. lol how can you not know who Crocker is, 539. SonichClone? 540. <vivitheg> jesus lay off the alcohol 541. <SonichuClone> yeah, I may have heard of him while I was 6 542. feet under. :D 543. what? 544. <JackThadeus> heh 545. <vivitheg> 6 feet under? 546. <vivitheg> what 547. <SonichuClone> Jack gets me. 548. lol 549. <SonichuClone> Drunk, Vivi 550. <JackThadeus> sorry too much to drink. 551. What the fuck u talking about 552. <vivitheg> oh, i bet it's an injoke 553. <vivitheg> or something 554. <SonichuClone> yeah, an inside drunk joke. :D 555. <NigaTriggaFinga> Shit man, dat's crazy. 556. <vivitheg> anyway, it's a big shift for us to move targets 557. <JackThadeus> I found Chris' ex-BF, Max Molvania...aka 558. Julie. 559. <vivitheg> where the fuck has he been 560. lol yeah chris sux his cock 561. <JackThadeus> he was a traitor & actually Fell for chris. 562. <vivitheg> really? fuckin christ 563. <JackThadeus> I had to finish him off. 564. <vivitheg> gasp 565. <JackThadeus> So does anyone know how far chris will 566. finish his music video? 567. * SonichuClone has quit IRC 568. <vivitheg> where's your damn friend jack 569. <vivitheg> why did he leave 570. <vivitheg> i wanted a pic of his dick 571. <NickDunbar> Hm 572. <Minovsky> chris wants to do rocky 573. <Minovsky> he wants to do her hard 574. * Logging for #trolltrain4andhalf started 575. 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