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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
* 2 November - Chris is [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|sorry]] but still tries to blackmail Clyde Cash.
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* 1 November - Chris insults the [[Twin_Falling_Towers|victims of 9/11]] and claims his attempts to blackmail Clyde Cash [[It_will_never_end|will never end]].
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* 1 November - Chris is [[11012009 I AM STRONG|STRONG]]
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* 31 October - Chris addresses Kacey's parents in a [[Greetings to Kacey's folks|video]] containing numerous untruths.
  LINK TO MOST RECENT SIGHTING
* 31 October - Chris <s>fails at singing, too</s> uploads a [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|video]] in which he attempts to prove his love for Kacey with a duet.
-->[[Sightings (2026)#Wal-Mart|
* 31 October - Chris fails at doing [[CWC 30 Push Ups|"a bunch of good pushups."]]
* 31 October - Chris uploads a [[Getting Foam Ed|fourth attempt]] to blackmail Clyde Cash, references ''[[South Park]]'' for some reason and claims he's going to do "a bunch of good pushups."
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* 29 October - Chris uploads a [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|third attempt]] to blackmail Clyde Cash. He also lifts a chair and wants men to wear sports bras.
* 28 October - Chris uploads a [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|new video]] in which he raps and sings that Kacey is now his.
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST SIGHTING (UTC)
* 28 October: Chris's second threat against Clyde Cash is uploaded as [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]
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* 27 October: Chris uploads a [[For_Chris_No_2|new video]] telling [[Liquid Chris]] to <s>fuck off</s> stop bothering Kacey.
* 27 October: Chris's first threat against Clyde Cash is uploaded as [[Clydegoingongregg1]].
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''
* 27 October: Chris uploads a [[To Clyde Gregg|new video]] to Gregg Mays, attempting to blackmail him into ceasing his trolling.
* 25 October: Chris uploads a [[10252009 For Kacey|new video]] for Kacey in which he says he would take her on as a girlfriend, and that they should hang out more often.
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  LINK TO MOST RECENT LIVESTREAM
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-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''
 
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''Record Streak: 233 days''
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''7 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 2 - Real Retro Gaming]]'''.
* '''6 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 3]]'''.
* '''4 February'''
**Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2]]'''.
**Chris joins '''[[Ko-fi]]'''.
**Chris '''[[February 2026 social media posts#Talking dragons with MKRNightVee|replies]]''' to one of [[MKRNightVee]]'s tweets tagging him, reestablishing contact between the two after over four years.
**Chris joins '''[[Cameo]]'''.
* '''2 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1]]'''.
* '''31 January''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3]]'''.
 
<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>
 
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''15 January''' - [[ThePCAssassins]] [[Chat with Bobby C.|Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5]] from [[April 2011]].
*'''20 December''' - [[ThePCAssassins]] [[Chat with Bobby C. Part 1]] from [[April 2011]].
*'''12 November''' - [[Power]] "special thanks" document from [[April 2009]].
 
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Latest revision as of 11:06, 8 February 2026

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It is currently February 2026. It has been...
7
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
34
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.