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America's favorite game. This is the act of doing anything [[Chris]] doesn't like (i.e. a woman rejects Chris - "WHY MUST YOU PLAY KICK THE AUTISTIC?"). It is very probable he has done this in the past to get "speshul treatment" from "Young Ladies". | America's favorite game. This is the act of doing anything [[Chris]] doesn't like (i.e. a woman rejects Chris - "WHY MUST YOU PLAY KICK THE AUTISTIC?"). It is very probable he has done this in the past to get "speshul treatment" from "Young Ladies". | ||
== | ==Variations== | ||
There | There are many known variations of the game, and we will go through the most effective. | ||
'''[[Blanca]] | '''[[Blanca]] style''' | ||
Take the time to befriend Chris | Take the time to befriend Chris and pretend you are a [[Boyfriend Free Girl]] until Chris trusts you. | ||
Then get Chris to give you something of value to him, and destroy it. | Then get Chris to give you something of value to him, and destroy it. | ||
'''Copy''' | '''Copy''' | ||
Chris is very funny about the material which he has plagiarized | Chris is very funny about the material which he has plagiarized. If you are a artist troll or just bored, plagiarize Chris's plagiarized comics. He will throw a fit and "take legal action against you if not removed by 14 days." Oh wait, YOU CAN'T COPYRIGHT UNORIGINAL CHARACTERS DIPSHIT. | ||
'''Taking Advantage''' | '''Taking Advantage''' | ||
Chris is of the completely clueless, and will trust anyone with a little bit of time. Pretend to befriend Chris, and when you have gained his trust, tell him to do something lulzy. Say some bullshit like it will change the trolls view of him. Once this happens, put the goods up on Encyclopedia Dramatica and wait for the lulz | Chris is of the completely clueless type, and will trust anyone with a little bit of time. Pretend to befriend Chris, and when you have gained his trust, tell him to do something lulzy. Say some bullshit like it will change the trolls view of him. Once this happens, put the goods up on Encyclopedia Dramatica and wait for the lulz to come pouring in. | ||
'''[[Tiffany Gowen]] style''' | '''[[Tiffany Gowen]] style''' | ||
Instead of kicking the | Instead of kicking the autistic, make him get up and dance in front of a large group of people. This is known as "Dance the Autistic", and Tiffany did it at their [[senior prom]]. | ||
'''IRL | '''IRL version''' | ||
Somehow meet up with Chris, manage to kick him and yell "KICK THE AUTISTIC" and run. He will be bewildered by it actually happening IRL. | Somehow meet up with Chris, manage to kick him and yell "KICK THE AUTISTIC" and run. He will be bewildered by it actually happening IRL. | ||
Revision as of 01:47, 10 May 2009
America's favorite game. This is the act of doing anything Chris doesn't like (i.e. a woman rejects Chris - "WHY MUST YOU PLAY KICK THE AUTISTIC?"). It is very probable he has done this in the past to get "speshul treatment" from "Young Ladies".
Variations
There are many known variations of the game, and we will go through the most effective.
Blanca style
Take the time to befriend Chris and pretend you are a Boyfriend Free Girl until Chris trusts you. Then get Chris to give you something of value to him, and destroy it.
Copy
Chris is very funny about the material which he has plagiarized. If you are a artist troll or just bored, plagiarize Chris's plagiarized comics. He will throw a fit and "take legal action against you if not removed by 14 days." Oh wait, YOU CAN'T COPYRIGHT UNORIGINAL CHARACTERS DIPSHIT.
Taking Advantage
Chris is of the completely clueless type, and will trust anyone with a little bit of time. Pretend to befriend Chris, and when you have gained his trust, tell him to do something lulzy. Say some bullshit like it will change the trolls view of him. Once this happens, put the goods up on Encyclopedia Dramatica and wait for the lulz to come pouring in.
Tiffany Gowen style
Instead of kicking the autistic, make him get up and dance in front of a large group of people. This is known as "Dance the Autistic", and Tiffany did it at their senior prom.
IRL version
Somehow meet up with Chris, manage to kick him and yell "KICK THE AUTISTIC" and run. He will be bewildered by it actually happening IRL.
Remember kids, Kick the Autistic is everyone's favorite game and can be replayed over and over with Chris. He just never learns.
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