Twitter

PROTIP: Yes, Chris really does have a Twitter. Maybe if you paid more attention to da update you'd know.

“	NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!	”
Chris's initial reaction

“	...I have later decided to go into the Twitter Fad and add a small Feed under the C-Log Box.	”
Chris after a change of heart

“	SHUT UP!	”
Chris's first tweet tells us exactly what he really thinks

Twitter is a popular social networking and microblogging service where people can post messages that are up to 140 characters in length. While Twitter has proven that it is a very useful website for many causes, it still could perhaps be described as a fad that is here to stay; there's no denying that there's probably something fad-like about it if even Chris thinks Twitter is a fad.

Chris was inspired to register his own Twitter account, CWCSonichu, when the CWCipedia administrator insisted on adding a live Sonichu Twitter feed on the CWCipedia Mailbag page, and later the CWCipedia front page. The live feed was promptly overrun by trolls, so Chris was compelled to write his own updates to drown out all of the gay allegations that were flying around.

The reason why Chris prefixes his tweets with "C.C. Sonichu says:" is that the Sonichu Twitter feed picks up all mentions of the word "Sonichu". (Go on! Try it out! You know you want to! Twitter-savvy people may want to use #sonichu hashtag instead — it works just as well.)

Chris apparently has no idea why Twitter was designed the way it is designed. Most of time, Chris appears to think Twitter is just a normal blog that somehow splits the messages in 140 character chunks. This obviously makes following and replying to him hard and makes it almost impossible to actually read his updates. Hence, the following chronological list.

Chris his Twitter to discuss the fantasy novel that he and The Wallflower were planning to write. Given the fairly original (if extremely peculiar) plot, it seems that his own imaginative input was minimal. Also, despite Chris' claims, there were no owls in The Lord of the Rings. There were some eagles, though. And the owls in Harry Potter weren't wise mentors. They were pets who doubled as a postal service.

Chris's Twitter ramblings

27 December 2009

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SHUT UP!	03:26 UTC
I, Christian Weston Chandler, DO NOT SUPPORT GAY LIFE WHATSOEVER!	03:27 UTC
Listen to me, Clyde Cash and Jack Thadius are BOTH GOD DAMN TROLLS! DO NOT LISTEN TO EITHER OF THEM!	03:27 UTC

28 December 2009

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C.C. Sonichu says: This is a test for the Twitter Feed on the Cwcipedia.	17:49 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for uploading late; fell asleep early; plan to adjust upload time accordingly; it's all cool.	17:56 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I will answer mailbag later today; had to shovel snow; have more chores to do; stay safe, well and straight.	17:57 UTC

29 December 2009

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C.C. Sonichu says: I have just replied to the set of letters in the 23rd mailbag; I detest the homos and all people who continue to lable me	00:58 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I, Christian Weston Chandler, am Straight, and I will remain as such FOREVER; Quit Mislabeling ME and my characters!	01:00 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I am very sick and tired having to deal with any letters and discussions from people who are GROSSLY In Error on the fact	01:01 UTC
C.C. Sonichu Says: I had to CORRECT one whole letter, sending the wrong original into the Reject Mailbag. DO NOT MAKE ME HAVE TO DEAL...	01:02 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...WITH THAT GOD DAMN CRAP!	01:02 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: *taking deep breaths*	01:03 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I'm going to answer the Common Questions now; afterwards, if you have any questions, you may check for it being answered	01:04 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: And if your question is not there, then you may ask it in your letter; I do not like to repeat myself, that is my...	01:05 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...Father's Job; repeating himself in speech. UGH!!!!	01:05 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I've just finished the Common Questions. To answer a Tweeted Question, Minute Maid Lemonade or Coca Cola.	01:34 UTC

30 December 2009

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C.C. Sonichu says: Recent Cwcipedia Updates: Answered two mailbags; Started Community Link List; Adjusting schedule for biological clock fix	01:55 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I am coloring in the current pair of pages; one of which along with a few future pages will have real-life me within...	21:38 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: After coloring is completed, I will log in, answer more letters and a couple of other updates. Thank you for paitience.	21:41 UTC

31 December 2009

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C.C. Sonichu says: I am up-to-date now on all of the mailbags; I also added a new featured video I feel teaches a most important lesson.	03:18 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I have completed and uploaded two new pages for Book 10; I will answer another mailbag later this afternoon...	17:04 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: NO ADVERTISEMENTS ARE ALLOWED IN THE INTRODUCTION BOX, and as Captain of this Cwcipedia, I will be respetected.	17:06 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I answered another mailbag; I answered more Common Questions for the F.A.Q.; feeling tired, will rest then start next...	23:23 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...pages.	23:23 UTC

02 January 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: I have completed my updates for the day; 2 more pages for 10th book; another mailbag and more F.A.Q.s answered...	02:11 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says:...and I assert my right as Captain of Cwcipedia with My Own Ads around the site that I FULLY SUPPORT...	02:12 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and Mutiny will not be tolerated. Stay Safe, and have a good day.	02:12 UTC

05 January 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: I have just noticed the Cwcipedia is back up; I was in middle of drawing a 6th page; decided to take a break and check...	01:22 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I will answer two mailbags tonight; I will upload the 6 pages from today and the past weekend tomorrow around noon, EST.	01:23 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I have learned from my mistake; I promise not to dwell on Jack's Ads (at least they're non-offensive right now)...	01:26 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: And the Cwcipedia has some money to last for months to years anyway; I will not repeat the mistake I have made recently.	01:27 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for the downtime, and I appreciate all of y'all's loyalty and patience; Stay Safe, and have a good day.	01:28 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Minor setback, I am having trouble logging in; I'm looking into it with the SysOp; If I don't update tonight...	02:00 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says:...I will definitely update tomorrow.	02:00 UTC

06 January 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: Good evening; I apologize for being late; had a trip with family and chores to do earlier...	03:24 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Anyway, I have 5 more pages to be uploaded shortly; will answer another mailbag after uploading.	03:25 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: will have another pair of pages tomorrow as usual. Enjoy the set of pages for now...	03:26 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...and I hope Clyde and Jack get the MESSAGE of if they do not make ammends for their misdeeds, devils will gnash theirs.	03:27 UTC

07 January 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: I have another pair of pages; I will answer another mailbag; not much else at the moment; Stay Safe.	03:03 UTC

08 January 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: I have two more pages; expect a few fun moments the next few pages leading from P 38; since ad in intro box is gone...	02:57 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I will change the introduction icon with the absence of the quote as promised; and I will answer another mailbag.StaySafe	02:58 UTC

13 January 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: With current log-in troubles, I do have announcements to make within the next bunch of Tweets, so Pleas Pay Attention!!!	03:19 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within Cwcville, yet gay marriage is still..	03:20 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: .Illegal and Wrong.	03:21 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Second, I am aware of the reasons of the Trio of individuals who are behind the Hideous Asperpedia of WHY they are...	03:22 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...tormenting me like this. If they will Read the following, or if anyone will relay, I will make amends towards them	03:22 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: To Alec: You have NO RIGHT in drawing MY characters in your comics, because I have specifically spoke AGAINST IT,...	03:23 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...and you DARE to copy and paste my response and STRIKE AND ADD IN ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR! I admit I have done that	03:24 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: in some Mailbag letters, and I apologize for that, but I did that sometimes, because I felt offended by some of their	03:24 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: content. I would appreciate it if you would just give up your game, remove all the ads on MY Cwcipedia, and just move on	03:25 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: YOU HAVE your own life in Minnesota at your Amtrak; Quit Messing Up My Life, or I WILL come after you.	03:26 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: To Evan George: I offered to make Simonchu and Simonla Brother and Sister, yet you continue on to give me grief and hate	03:26 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: The offer was reasonable, so the two can be Separate, Individual Characters. I would appreciate it if you quit hating	03:27 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: me, accept the brother/sister plan, and Let It Go.	03:27 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: To Sean: Your comic strips are only an extension to WHAT YOU THINK are characters who are Underappreciated, when they	03:28 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: are not, and I have plans for them in future tales. Firstly, METAL SONICHU is NOT a secondary character; HE will be	03:28 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon.	03:29 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Bill is still working within Giovanni's Laboratory, I am working on a plan on including him in a future episode around	03:29 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Blake. The WAILORD who dropped the rock onto the mother Swampert and the Squirtle who Yawned are ONLY Individual	03:30 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by	03:31 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.	03:34 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: And to all those who I offended about the talk with Aspergers, I apologize. I have nothing AGAINST any individual with	03:35 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Aspergers, and I promise to not be mean, but nice, to them and all other individuals.	03:35 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: So, Please, to everyone, let's move on peacefully and live our lives well.	03:36 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Thank you.	03:36 UTC

15 January 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: I will repeat once more; I have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR his Asperchu AT ALL, and Asperchu is NOT MINE.	05:34 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Now then, Another two pages are up; Crystal is OUT OF THE MIRROR. I will answer some Mailbag Questions tonight.	05:35 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Note though, not ALL Objectionable Letters go to the Reject Pile... more like the Round-Hole Bin.	05:36 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Also, IGNORE Alec and his Asperchu; EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, ALL OF THE ADVERTISEMENTS, and ALL things OUTSIDE the Cwcipedia	05:37 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: And ALL "Quotes" that are on HIS Asperpedia that he labels are from me, UNLESS those EXACT Quotes are on the Cwcipedia...	05:38 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...I NEVER SAID THOSE "Quotes" AT ALL. Thank you all for your continued loyalty, and Please encourage the Return of all	05:39 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: who have turned to the Dark Side that is also Currently known as Asperpedia. Thank you again for your Loyalty.  :)	05:40 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Just a minor update to inform y'all about the old spanish expression...	22:39 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Tu nessicitas U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L para ganar felicidad por vida.	22:40 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Learn its pronunciation in my latest YouTube video. I will have two more pages up later. Stay Safe and have a good day.	22:41 UTC

18 January 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: I had to do a bit of research for a few pages, but I am halfway done and will have a LOT of new pages uploaded later.	09:41 UTC

19 January 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: I have the pages completed and ready for upload; get ready for a 12-Page Explosion! And there is one explosion too.	10:20 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I will also answer a mailbag or two after uploading; await and enjoy within this half-hour.	10:21 UTC

21 January 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: Congratulate me, I have created my own template, the new CWC-Supported Advertisement; in this box is a current...	04:59 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...event or function that I highly agree on and I feel we should support; ONLY I will have control to this ONE Ad box...	05:00 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...should ANYONE other than myself change or tamper with it will see trouble from me personally. Thank you for your...	05:01 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...cooperation. Also, I will be answering Mailbag(s) tonight. Enjoy the new Poster-Art, and Stay Safe.	05:01 UTC

22 January 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: I am still working on another set of pages; I will have them uploaded later today; I will now answer the current mailbag.	11:05 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Also, Think about this, WITHIN THE TEN BOOKS At ALL, have I ever gone the way of the SAW movies; Bloody and Gorey? No.	11:06 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I have not. So unless you have strong constitutions, I highly recommend Staying a Sonichu Fan and leaving Alec for good.	11:07 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: With the Exception of that One Time, OUTSIDE of the Comic Pages, I would Never draw Blood and Gore within my pages.	11:08 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: I promise you that; My Comic Book Pages will NEVER have Blood and Gore in them.	11:09 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Stay Safe, and have a good day.	11:09 UTC

25 January 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: I apologize for not being online for a few days, but I have just uploaded 8 new pages; I will answer another mailbag...	20:00 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...shortly after making a few more updates; will be creating satisfactory character pages tonight; also, with the...	20:01 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...recent number of pages, I took a shot at drawing and coloring 5 pages a day; obviously with real life events and...	20:02 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...whatnot, it was too much to ask, so I will get back into the swing of things with 2 or 3 pages a day like before...	20:02 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...with the addition of one page at least; I appreciate the paitience of the true and loyal; thank you all very much...	20:03 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: you can take a lesson at being a True Sonichu Fan from Rad and his group I mentioned in a recent YouTube video; check...	20:04 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...out his song he wrote and composed for me; Rad and his group will have their own page on the Cwcipedia as...	20:04 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...Most Honorable and Loyal Sonichu Fan Group. Stay Safe, and have a good day.	20:05 UTC

30 January 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: I have just uploaded 6 new pages onto the Cwcipedia; My biological clock has been fickle lately, and that is why I've...	02:48 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...been unable to log on and update at the past usual times, I have been crashing early in the late PM; May have finally	02:48 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...found a routine I can deal with daily; will answer latest mailbag letters tomorrow morning at about 11, my time.	02:51 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Stay Safe, and please protest against Mao on the Asperpedia about the overcrowding ads on the Cwcipedia.	02:52 UTC

25 February 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: Book # 10 is Completed in a Bundle Update of Pages; Also meet Wild Sonichu's Daughter, Sandy; Thank you all who have...	06:52 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...have sent me Birthday Greetings, with the exception of the Asperchu Four: Alec, Evan, Mao and Sean.	06:53 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Sean is the LEAST OFFENSIVE and the WEAKEST of the four; he is a Drug-Headed Loser; read his attorney defense in court.	06:54 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Happy Christian Love Day to All, and to all Stay Safe.	06:54 UTC

02 March 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: Captain's Log: Stardate, March 1, 2010. My father went to the hospital last night at 3 AM with a case of congested...	01:42 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...Heart Failure; he will be back out in a couple of days, but I have had a loong, stressful day. I only got 4 hours...	01:42 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...of sleep; I will resume daily updates later this week; Redrawing of the last few pages of Book 10 are in the works...	01:43 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...so Alec, his crew and I can be on peaceful terms, and that we can all move on with better stories that are more...	01:44 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...cannon to all things Sonichu and Rosechu. I am also working on the pages for Book 11; will upload all that I will...	01:45 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...have for Book 11 on the Sonichu 10th Anniversary date of March 17, 2010. Currently, daily updates will mostly...	01:46 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...consist of Mailbag Answerings, Bio Page Creations, Captain's Log Updates, etc. I appreciate your loyalty and...	01:46 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...patience, and Also, thank yous go out to all who have sent me Positive E-Mails and USMail Letters, cards and presents.	01:47 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: With opposite feelings towards the few who sent me Offensive, Graphically Inappropriate "Fanart". But I know all about..	01:49 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...4Chan's Favorite Rule 18. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Die with less hatred and even less attention from me, period.	01:50 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: To everyone, I bid you a good and safe day.	01:50 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ~~RULE18~~	01:51 UTC

10 March 2010

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C.C. Sonichu says: Captain's Log, Stardate: March 9, 2010: My apologies for not updating the Cwcipedia in a while; I've been chillin'...	01:14 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...with my lady friend. She and I have started work on a book together; I have put up a Foretaste Version of a new...	01:15 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...LittleBiGPlanet Level based off of the story of our book. I think y'all will enjoy the story; essentially, it's the..	01:16 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...story of the wise owl (like the ones in "Lord of the Rings" and "Harry Potter"), but in addition to guiding the...	01:17 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...students/warriors/magicians/etc., we see his everyday family life and adventures. Our leading owl, King Alistair,...	01:18 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...is the King of the kingdom of Heartland, with a human family; his wife, young son and teenage daughter; Alistair was..	01:19 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...originally a Human, but a warlock who despised him, transformed him into an owl. But with the help of his family and	01:19 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...new friends from other kingdoms, as well as the individuals he wisely guided, and his Royal Guard and Army, they all..	01:20 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...stand together to defend Alistair's Grand Kingdom from the forces of enemy predator animal forces and their clan...	01:22 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...leaders and the Big Cheese that is the Warlock who changed his majesty. Also, the teenage daughter is a Destined...	01:23 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...Guardian of the many, many Owls, as a spirit guided by the Goddess of Wisdom, Athena. The son is to be a great...	01:25 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...strong warrior and leader of the Royal Guard and Army, yet he finds it hard to look up to a father who is an Owl.	01:26 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Alistair's wife, the Queen, remains loyal to her family and her husband. Her patience is rewarded upon every Full Moon..	01:27 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...Night, when Alistair transforms back to his human self, up to the sunrise of the following day, when he transforms...	01:28 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...back into his Great Horn Owl form. But during those few nights, their majesties live it up to the fullest. WHOO!!!	01:29 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: So, check out the Foretaste level on the LBP servers (remember to grab and fly to progress); the full version first level	01:30 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...will be uploaded after full completion between me and my little lady. Also, Jack is only getting me to make the...	01:32 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...updates on the Cwcipedia sooner, and that's why he saw fit on putting up the grotesque ads there; He did not have my..	01:32 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...approval on that step. But I will be making an update on there very soon, and I am sure Jack will remove those ads...	01:33 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...shortly after; he is portraying himself as a most rude, impatient individual. jackthethadius@yahoo.com is his e-mail	01:36 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: feel free to send your complaints about the ads to him if you wish. I have spoken; thank you for your paitience...	01:37 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: Have a nice day.  :)	01:37 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: One more thing, Jack had previously agreed to keep the ads Non-Offensive; we had an understanding, and I still have...	01:44 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...the e-mails with his agreement to that promise.	01:45 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: And a WORD to Jack Thaddius, I HAVE A REAL LIFE TOO, DUDE, and I am making progress with my Lady Friend; your misdeeds...	01:46 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...have been noted, and you are only HURTING YOURSELF in getting paid back, because the OFFENSIVE ADs are a Kryptonite...	01:47 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...And IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO MAKE MY UPLOADS AND UPDATES, SO YOU CAN GET PAID, You would do your best to return the...	01:48 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...ads to their Non-Offensive State as you had PROMISED beforehand.	01:49 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: YOU ARE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF BY HURTING ME, THE CWCIPEDIA, AND MY FANS, JACK. Let Us All Be In Peace, and you will...	01:50 UTC
C.C. Sonichu says: ...be fully paid for your Promise Keeping, and your better Patience. You have your own happiness; let me have mine.	01:52 UTC

External links

• Chris's Official and Originial Microblog
• Live feed