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{{quote|You just had them in prison and you treated them like hamsters... You know, just keep them in cages, giant hamster wheels, giant water bottles, nn...and food pellets.|[[Chris]], [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]]}}
 
The '''Basement Rosechus''' are four [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] supposedly rescued from the basement of [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Sonichu 10]]. Starved, dirty and traumatized, they are the first characters that actually seem congruous with the grim backdrop of [[CWCville]].
 
In typical [[Chris and writing|Chris style]], each is distinguished by some form of impairment or distinctive costume rather than any genuine personality. After being given a motivational speech by [[Sonichu]], they are promptly stuffed into one of CWCville's soup hotels, most likely to be forgotten about.
 
Not long after publishing the pages featuring these characters, Chris released a video with one of his [[5_February_2010|classic anti-sincere apologies]], backing off from the implication that Alec would entertain himself by abusing and raping innocent women. According to Chris's retroactive accounting of the situation, the Basement Rosechus were merely kept in large cages and forced to run on a "giant hamster wheel."
 
==The Forsaken==
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===Brit-Tay Rosechu===
 
Essentially the [[Rosechu (species)|regular Rosechu]], right down to a proclivity for [[Women's Rights|strutting around in slutty clothes]], but famished and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|dirty]] in appearance. The end of her tail appears to have been chewed on at some point. She is possibly the leader of the group by virtue of being the most bland.
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===Bride Rosechu===
 
A Rosechu in a waifish-looking wedding dress, she was apparently betrothed to [[Asperchu]] but was declared too weak and feeble. Speaking with strong religious overtones, it could be said she is set-up to be an [[Angelica]] clone were this sort of accusation of unoriginality not redundant by now.
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===Moe Rosechu===
A bald Rosechu with rickets and square eyes. Inadvertently or otherwise, her tail resembles a hockey stick. Also inadvertently or otherwise, her name is a reference to the Japanese term ''[[Wikipedia:Moe (slang)|moe]]'' ("moe-ay"), referring to a "[[Pedofork|budding]]" young girl.
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===Mary Rosechu===
A paraplegic Rosechu who had apparently gone without a wheelchair for most of her existence. Sonichu graciously gives her one. Has a missing ear for unexplained reasons. Wants to have a long, soapy bath, which she probably won't be able to feel.
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==See also==
*[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]]
*[[5_February_2010|I Am Alive]]
 
[[Category:Characters]]

Latest revision as of 05:19, 16 June 2011

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